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Navy shower
« on: October 01, 2012, 01:10:35 PM »
I've adopted this habit for about a year now. Anybody else do this?


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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2012, 01:11:23 PM »
This isn't a sex thing, is it?

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2012, 01:12:40 PM »
I just stick to golden.  :dunno:

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2012, 01:13:01 PM »

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2012, 01:16:26 PM »
Willie Shower -

1. Turn on shower really hot. 
2. Sit on toilet and check BBS, play Words With Friends, etc... until legs are numb. 
3. Get into shower and lay down in the tub for about 15 minutes and take a nap.
4. Stand up and do showery stuff
5. Shave balls.
6. Rinse.
7. Turn shower off.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2012, 01:16:46 PM »
what's the point? save money on water?

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2012, 01:18:52 PM »
yeah i wouldn't do that. really enjoy standing there and just letting the water hit me.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2012, 01:22:52 PM »
Yeah, idk, seems like you'd get cold while lathering and stuff.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2012, 01:26:01 PM »
EcoCat approved.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2012, 01:27:17 PM »
no navy's for me, i'm strictly a hollywood shower person


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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2012, 01:28:34 PM »
EcoCat approved.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2012, 01:29:18 PM »
1. Turn shower on
2. Start coffee
3. Throw bacon in pan, turn heat on low
4. Shower
5. Emerge from shower and dry off
6. Put on robe and flip bacon

Boom, in 10 minutes I have showered and have breakfast ready.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2012, 01:30:47 PM »
what's the point? save money on water?

No, just save water. On a ship it's good to conserve fresh water when you are at sea for like 9 years at a time.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2012, 01:31:49 PM »
I take the hottest showers this side of Oak Park Mall. Painfully hot.
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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2012, 01:33:12 PM »
Actually at my apartment I have a cold water problem in my shower. It just randomly scalds me and stays that way for 30 seconds, etc. I guess it's better than having hot water problems?  :dunno:

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2012, 01:37:28 PM »
Jakesie60 morning shower routine:

1. Turn on water
2. Pee
3. Enter shower
4. Stand there for 10 minutes while the water hits me and I think about life
5. Wash hair, body and rinse off in approximately 1 minute
6. Turn off water and dry off

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2012, 01:47:48 PM »
yeah, i'm definitely this guy:

turn on shower
morning crap/read news on phone
shave
get in shower and stand around for a while
soap/shampoo really quick
hang out in shower a little bit longer

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2012, 02:18:14 PM »
slightly on topic, but what's everyone's opinion on washing hair / washing body - which comes first? 

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2012, 02:21:08 PM »
slightly on topic, but what's everyone's opinion on washing hair / washing body - which comes first?


Hair, then body.  Anybody who says different is a shower noob who goes around with hair/shampoo stank water residue covering their body.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2012, 02:24:25 PM »
Yeah, idk, seems like you'd get cold while lathering and stuff.

This is a critical point, I keep my apt very cold at night, and so I can't just turn the hot water off, I would get hypothermia.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2012, 02:27:40 PM »
slightly on topic, but what's everyone's opinion on washing hair / washing body - which comes first?


Hair, then body.  Anybody who says different is a shower noob who goes around with hair/shampoo stank water residue covering their body.

yeah, i can't imagine anyone doing body first and hair second, that makes no sense. 

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2012, 03:04:32 PM »
slightly on topic, but what's everyone's opinion on washing hair / washing body - which comes first?


Hair, then body.  Anybody who says different is a shower noob who goes around with hair/shampoo stank water residue covering their body.

yeah, i can't imagine anyone doing body first and hair second, that makes no sense.

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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2012, 04:01:35 PM »
i use the hair/body wash....  it all gets done at the same time  :peek:
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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2012, 06:53:19 PM »
Sounds like something a poor person would do :dunno:
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Re: Navy shower
« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2012, 07:51:59 PM »
I go body then hair.  Kick off with a little Dove for Men Fresh Awake (lemony scent), rinse, and then follow it up with some Herbal Essence (blue).  I don't like mixing my scents.