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guys it's time to face the sweet chin music that the hayseeds from mississippi brought into manhattan last weekend.
our team is in a downward spiral of suck that we may not be able to recover from as long as "coach snyder" as some of you like to refer to him as, is in charge
i refer to this as a death spiral.  think about what goose/maverick got stuck in Top Gun, it killed goose and it could kill us (or has it already?)?  :confused:

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then you have the jayhawks, riding a huge road win over central michigan, on the road, in michigan.  the country is talking about the hawks. now that they have tasted the nectar of victory, will they be enticed to be victors more often?  i hope not but i don't know.  maybe momentum is on their side.

old man who claims he can coach versus the young up and comer from texas who coaches in lawrence, which team would gordon gecko invest his millions into?
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i think we know the answer, sorry boys but the truth hurts and the cats are average at best and a 3 win team at worst but trending in the complete worst direction.
are we going to have this discussion every monday?  i hope not but we probably are because we're not good and the hawks are killing it right now.   :sdeek:


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Blue horseshoe loves kansas football, put that in your book and smoke it
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Gordon would invest in neither. They are both too volatile.  Too risky.

He would be wise to wait out the season, see who gets a new coach, and then invest with that team. 
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Gordon would invest in neither. They are both too volatile.  Too risky.

He would be wise to wait out the season, see who gets a new coach, and then invest with that team. 

(soon to be legendary) head coach david beaty isn't going anywhere.  with this last win (road win in michigan) he has the hawks on the right track.  which track are the wildcats on?  a train track about to get run over by every team with a pulse, that's what track.

blue horseshoe loves kansas football imo just like lib imo'd


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For the record, I was not imo'ing
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"Greed is good" is also something Gordon said.  And while the Hawks are clearly greedy for more and more wins the cats seem to not be greedy for anything at all.  Maybe we are greedy for super small and slow recruits?  When I punch up my prospectus, that's what I am seeing

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#FACTS4FAMILY

david beaty (ku coach) is a proven winner, what is coach snyder?  hint:  WE ARE 1-1.
how do we gently tell snyder that the game has simply passed him by?

i want gordon gecko to love the wildcats as much as anything else, except one thing i want more is a mild winter.  to win gecko's heart, we need to break snyder's.  #facts4family
maybe we have the guys take him to lunch and offer some sort of severance package inclusive of free tickets for the rest of the season and he can also sit with wyatt after the game and do a pretend coaches show that doesn't actually get taped



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"Greed is good" is also something Gordon said.  And while the Hawks are clearly greedy for more and more wins the cats seem to not be greedy for anything at all.  Maybe we are greedy for super small and slow recruits?  When I punch up my prospectus, that's what I am seeing

the jayhawks are incredibly greedy for wins and that is amazing.   they are hungry like gordon was when he first hit lower manhattan.

greed is good, proven a fact by gordon gecko and david beaty


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does the phrase "LETS ROLL WILDCATS TO PURPLE" mean nothing to LHC Bill Snyder?  perhaps the wildcats are missing a little Goal Nos. 15 and 16 at the HC position if you know what i'm saying.


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Imo'ing here but I think in today's fast paced techno-society where everyone is facebooking and twiting every aspect of their life that we (kansas state u) have to inform coach (bill) snyder of his shitcanning via instagram photo with no filters to be respectful.
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Why did you have to wreck this football program?

BECAUSE IT'S WRECKABLE, ALRIGHT?!

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If we're not careful, the phrase could be LET'S ROLL JAYHAWKS TO BLUE/RED  :ohno:

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it's kinda sad, ok, really sad, that one loss and people forget what LRWTP is all about, shake my damn h

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Warren Buffet would load up the truck on K-State and LHC Bill Snyder.

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Hawks to cover the spread the rest of the year.  Go LIL' Bro!

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Would attempt a hostile takeover at KSU seeing it is severely underperforming to its potential.
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Pretty sure Gord would short sell the purples and wrt the beakemhawks he would buy on margin

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Does make KU Darryl Hannah?

Makes sense, if so, cuz she looks like a tranny
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