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Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« on: September 03, 2018, 02:58:41 PM »
- neither have ever won more than 10 games in one season
- conference bottom feeders, haven't won their conference in modern era
- crap hole towns/states
- can't keep their good head coaches
- old crap stadiums
- football is not the #1 sport
- generally regarded as a loser school

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2018, 06:20:02 PM »
Now that's more like it....bring it on bitches. What's really sad it how bad your KU asses will be pounded by a loser team Saturday.

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2018, 06:39:14 PM »
More like Okie Lite, imho. Nice campus, no town to speak of, bar scene is mormon-y, lots of frat and relijeli people, overall boring college.
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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2018, 06:40:55 PM »
what's with the cowbells?
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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2018, 07:30:29 PM »
More like Okie Lite, imho. Nice campus, no town to speak of, bar scene is mormon-y, lots of frat and relijeli people, overall boring college.
Yeah but okie lite has actually won the conference in last 60 years

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2018, 08:54:25 PM »
I imagine everything is always muddy there
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2018, 09:38:20 PM »
More like Okie Lite, imho. Nice campus, no town to speak of, bar scene is mormon-y, lots of frat and relijeli people, overall boring college.
Yeah but okie lite has actually won the conference in last 60 years

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2018, 10:30:18 PM »
Mississippi has made three and only three positive contributions to our society
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Lacey Chaubert  :fatty:  How in the hell was she born in Mississippi? Did her parents live in Memphis but got lost going to the hospital and her mom had to give birth on the side of the road?

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2018, 01:31:44 AM »
Mississippi has made three and only three positive contributions to our society
Oprah
Mississippi Mass Choir
Lacey Chaubert  :fatty:  How in the hell was she born in Mississippi? Did her parents live in Memphis but got lost going to the hospital and her mom had to give birth on the side of the road?

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2018, 08:41:24 AM »
I have no idea who the eff that Lacey chick is.

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2018, 09:19:46 AM »
More like Okie Lite, imho. Nice campus, no town to speak of, bar scene is mormon-y, lots of frat and relijeli people, overall boring college.
Yeah but okie lite has actually won the conference in last 60 years
To be fair, it's been 77 years since they won. Actually had good teams during WW2, bunch of friggin draft dodgers probably.

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2018, 09:27:38 AM »
I have no idea who the eff that Lacey chick is.

One of the mean girls girls :fatty:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2018, 09:28:36 AM »
I have no idea who the eff that Lacey chick is.

Gretchen Wieners.

Everyone knows who she is (by that name).

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2018, 10:58:09 AM »
Their stadium is completely open on one side.

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2018, 10:59:08 AM »
Ok, yeah, I love that chick.

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2018, 11:07:11 AM »
More like Okie Lite, imho. Nice campus, no town to speak of, bar scene is mormon-y, lots of frat and relijeli people, overall boring college.
Yeah but okie lite has actually won the conference in last 60 years
To be fair, it's been 77 years since they won. Actually had good teams during WW2, bunch of friggin draft dodgers probably.

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2018, 12:49:03 PM »
I have no idea who the eff that Lacey chick is.

Gretchen Wieners.

Everyone knows who she is (by that name).

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2018, 05:29:00 PM »
Mississippi has made three and only three positive contributions to our society
Oprah
Mississippi Mass Choir
Lacey Chaubert  :fatty:  How in the hell was she born in Mississippi? Did her parents live in Memphis but got lost going to the hospital and her mom had to give birth on the side of the road?

Never heard of Lacey C,  but she looks nice. We will claim her.

I’d add:
William Faulkner
Catfish
Jerry Rice (ran into him at a bar while I was at state, his hometown was close by)
Walter Payton
Ike Tuner
Worlds first lung transplant
Elvis Presley
BB King
Muddy Waters
Handful of Miss Americas
Etc etc

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2018, 05:52:00 PM »
[redacted] listed catfish. And of course the first recipient of a lung transplant was a Mississippian, don't they trade guns for Marlboro reds down there?

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2018, 06:14:43 PM »
I don’t smoke, I do own guns. Shot at birds this past weekend.

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2018, 06:46:01 PM »
Mississippi has made three and only three positive contributions to our society
Oprah
Mississippi Mass Choir
Lacey Chaubert  :fatty:  How in the hell was she born in Mississippi? Did her parents live in Memphis but got lost going to the hospital and her mom had to give birth on the side of the road?

Never heard of Lacey C,  but she looks nice. We will claim her.

I’d add:
William Faulkner
Catfish
Jerry Rice (ran into him at a bar while I was at state, his hometown was close by)
Walter Payton
Ike Tuner
Worlds first lung transplant
Elvis Presley
BB King
Muddy Waters
Handful of Miss Americas
Etc etc
Congratulations for the catfish and Ike Turner, Mississippi. 

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2018, 07:22:32 PM »
That list makes me sad for people born in Mississippi.  72% of them never get out :-(

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/08/13/upshot/where-people-in-each-state-were-born.html#Mississippi

They can't help where they were born.

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2018, 07:31:35 PM »
- neither have ever won more than 10 games in one season
- conference bottom feeders, haven't won their conference in modern era
- crap hole towns/states
- can't keep their good head coaches
- old crap stadiums
- football is not the #1 sport
- generally regarded as a loser school

 :flush:

Literally fake news.

We haven't kept our best coaches, but how many teams have? They normally get hired away. No one wants to hire LHC Bill Snyder lmao and look what happened when he stepped away for a bit. Miss St actually  held on to one of the best coaches of all time for too long-Jackie Sherrill.

Everything else you said was 100% inaccurate and you ought to be embarrassed for posting it. In fact, if I was the moderator of this board, you would be banned for posting for the rest of the week in fear you embarrass the entire fan base.

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Re: Miss ST... the Iowa State of the SEC
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2018, 07:49:46 PM »
Kansas leads the nation in farmer murder/suicides.  Then again, if you had to live on the Kansas plains, you'd be writing "All Work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over again.

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Kansas State...the Kansas State of the Big 12
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2018, 07:53:15 PM »
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