Predict hilarious/wacky things that will happen during the 2018 CFB season

[manpow5]

- KU loses every game
- KSU makes the playoffs
- Snyder coaches 2 games from the booth
- Klein puts on pads and has a competition with Delton and Thompson in practice and it's all on some kstate sports twitter video.
- 2 punts for TD's, 3 Kick offs for TD's
- New Uni combo
- we run 1 wishbone play
- ISU gives up a 41-0 lead against the cats and we ein by 1 on a last second field goal from 50 yards out.
- Barnes wins multiple awards and is an AA.
- Willie does a lot of push ups
- we beat Ole Miss by 24

[treysolid]

i'm just excited to see our dynamo kats run, pass, catch, block, and tackle

ya know?

[Yard Dog]

Kstate's kicker's size will be mentioned in EVERY GAME WE PLAY. It will be the ultimate litmus test to see if a commentator has been at one of our games before / followed the cats or not. "Holy cow, did they sneak a kid on the field?" will be the oldest joke we have ever heard around Thanksgiving time.

[I_have_purplewood]

[SkinnyBenny]

I would like to amend my original post after watching @+ quarters of this Mississippi State shitshow to include these two things that are wacky only because they haven't happened forever but undoubtedly will this year:

1. This will be the first team in 10 years to lose to Iowa State.
2. Draft streak goes kaput.

[bshea85]

I would like to amend my original post after watching @+ quarters of this Mississippi State shitshow to include these two things that are wacky only because they haven't happened forever but undoubtedly will this year:

1. This will be the first team in 10 years to lose to Iowa State.
2. Draft streak goes kaput.

Eh, as long as Risner eats his steak and potatoes and does lots of bench presses, he'll make it in.

[MixBerryCrunch]

Cats
Same passing and QB frustrations
Same mediocre o-line that is supposed to be great
Same stupid gameday coaching decisions
Same "bend don't break", but still break defense
Same stories on "mistake free team that doesn't beat themselves"
Same 7-8 win season
Same boring Bowl Game
Same speculation on Snyder's retirement
Same debate on Sean for HCIW
Same troll that Venables is considering the job
Same rationalizations for shitty recruiting

Non Cats
OU wins the league again
Alabama wins the Natty again

It's all become just so tedious.

I'll amend this to 5-7 wins, but everything else is spot on.

[MixBerryCrunch]

Cats
Same passing and QB frustrations
Same mediocre o-line that is supposed to be great
Same stupid gameday coaching decisions
Same "bend don't break", but still break defense
Same stories on "mistake free team that doesn't beat themselves"
Same 7-8 win season
Same boring Bowl Game
Same speculation on Snyder's retirement
Same debate on Sean for HCIW
Same troll that Venables is considering the job
Same rationalizations for shitty recruiting

Non Cats
OU wins the league again
Alabama wins the Natty again

It's all become just so tedious.

I'll amend this to 5-7 wins, but everything else is spot on.

Revising again to 3-5 wins.   

[SkinnyBenny]

Well Wazzu ran some wacky formations against Wyoming a few weeks ago, so this season’s not a total wash.

Also, #13 Virginia Tech gave up 49 at Old Dominion today and lost by two touchdowns to the Monarchs. That’s definitely bonkers.

[SkinnyBenny]

Baylor's kicker bonked a field goal off the right upright, which then bounced on the stanchion and in. His next kick was an extra point that also bounced off the right upright. Swear to G, our games have had more kicks doink off of uprights than any other season I can remember.

[BackPayne]

Do you remember Joe Rheem?  He had more extra point drinks than I had ever seen.

[bucket]

What's an extra point drink?

[BackPayne]

What's an extra point drink?

crap. Extra point doinks.   Damn autocorrect.

[pvegs]

Baylor's kicker bonked a field goal off the right upright, which then bounced on the stanchion and in. His next kick was an extra point that also bounced off the right upright. Swear to G, our games have had more kicks doink off of uprights than any other season I can remember.

the amount of hijinks on fg/exps for our opponents/us has been very entertaining this year

[SkinnyBenny]

Kentucky takes aTm to overtime. Kentucky's first attempt at a field goal was a 43 yarder. Somehow, Kentucky's kicker didn't have the distance. Doinked off the cross bar. #DoinkCity2K18

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Rutgers QB stat line from yesterday

2comp 16att 8yards 4int 0td

 

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

The backup was

0/1 with 1 int 

[SkinnyBenny]

Holy crap!
https://mobile.twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1053864831412068352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1053864831412068352&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%231053864831412068352

[MakeItRain]

Dear God. Can you imagine life as an ODU fan? Highest of highs and the absolute depths of the lows.