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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2017, 02:45:13 PM »
first alabama should be its own country, their fans are the worst in sport

take the $100M from texas and either win or don't, at this point in his career it doesn't matter.  they'll buy you out or they'll celebrate you, wgaf at this point, but take the $100M

not a tough calculus


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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2017, 02:46:01 PM »
I have summed this up in a limerick:

There once was a man named Fitzgerald
Who wanted to be the first herald
of this specific matter, son
he proclaimed "It is Patterson!"
At which point Gary promptly out-barreled

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2017, 02:48:16 PM »
Ca Longhorn gets really obnoxious when people stop paying attention to him.

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2017, 02:49:18 PM »
that's pretty good madcat

i'm not very good at limericks but if i was i would make one to compliment yours


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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2017, 02:49:36 PM »
this week is rough ridin' harley day too!


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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2017, 02:56:33 PM »
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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2017, 02:58:05 PM »
first alabama should be its own country, their fans are the worst in sport

take the $100M from texas and either win or don't, at this point in his career it doesn't matter.  they'll buy you out or they'll celebrate you, wgaf at this point, but take the $100M

not a tough calculus

True fact about Bama
It a school created by carpetbaggers who went to Birmingham after the Civil War to industrialize North Alabama.
Reason why Alabama became the premier program in the South. In the early 20th century Birmingham was the only city industrialized and Mississippi River trade not being as important made New Orleans and Memphis less important cities.

University of Alabama is a small part of the North in the SEC. Even more than Mizzou.


Bama fans are not that terrible. They just have this issue about football being more important than anything else in the world. They would be happy living in a trailer just as long as Bama was winning a football game.

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2017, 03:24:46 PM »
This is the most boring sock ever.  :zzz:
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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2017, 03:28:26 PM »
This is the most boring sock ever.  :zzz:

Then you must not understand how Bama operates then

Bama uses their image as the Pride of Southern Football to get players from the rest of the SEC.

At least with UT UT doesn't want your money or your players.
Bama wants your players and money. Truthfully I say Bama is the biggest cancer in college football.
UT just wants their Texas money and Texas players.

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2017, 03:31:50 PM »
Torch and pitchfork time

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2017, 03:44:31 PM »
Why is this important for K State to know

Because Texas has a SEC school now in state

Aggy is too stuck up the SEC's ass to realize what Bama is trying to do.

If Bama has their way Bama gets the top players out of Texas
Aggy gets the next tier with other SEC schools  and then UT and the rest of the Big XII gets the rest

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2017, 03:48:23 PM »
trying to hard bro

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2017, 03:52:41 PM »
trying to hard bro
Too*

I think K State and LHC Bill Snyder understand the situation

K State plays UT still. Like OU K State can get the best players out of Texas if Texas remains exclusively Big XII territory.

You can't have too many hands in your bank.
Some hands will be forced out.

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #38 on: October 12, 2017, 04:08:04 PM »
trying to hard bro
Too*

I think K State and LHC Bill Snyder understand the situation

K State plays UT still. Like OU K State can get the best players out of Texas if Texas remains exclusively Big XII territory.

You can't have too many hands in your bank.
Some hands will be forced out.
thanks Kelsey

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #39 on: October 12, 2017, 04:11:52 PM »
trying to hard bro
Too*

I think K State and LHC LHC Bill Snyder understand the situation

K State plays UT still. Like OU K State can get the best players out of Texas if Texas remains exclusively Big XII territory.

You can't have too many hands in your bank.
Some hands will be forced out.
thanks Kelsey


Did you hear what Bob Stoops said about Arkansas.

Bama's plan could fall flat on its face if Aggy and Mizzou returns along with Arkansas and LSU.

http://www.thv11.com/mobile/article/sports/bob-stoops-says-razorbacks-would-be-excellent-for-big-12-conference/482805394

LSU is very tired of Bama exploiting their state for talent. Coach O has been attempting to force Bama out of their state.

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #40 on: October 12, 2017, 04:19:04 PM »
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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #41 on: October 12, 2017, 08:08:24 PM »
Chingon has lost so much
KU football is a sleeping giant and always has been - beems

If LHC Bill Snyder had been hired at KU years ago, we'd have a national championship in football and a couple more BCS bowls. - beems

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2017, 12:42:53 AM »
Is this CaliforniaLonghorn guy just jealous of Alabama? 

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2017, 01:35:06 AM »
Is this CaliforniaLonghorn guy just jealous of Alabama?

Why would anyone be jealous of one of the poorest states in the US

Here is an joke best told in a Eastern Tennessee accent . Why do you think the Tennessee River enters Alabama and turns right back around into Tennessee.

When I lived in Texas all the people that would come over from Alabama made people from Arkansas seem sophisticated and cultured.

UT and Bama have had a lot of history. Both schools were once in the same conference the SIAA.
For a long time Bama had never beaten UT. Bear Bryant retired winless against the Longhorns.
The twisted hillbilly mind of all the fine people of North Alabama grew up hating UT because they could not beat the Longhorns.

When 2010 National Championship game comes around and a better UT team loses to Bama because of McCoy's injury caused by Suh in the Big XII championship game. Bama thought they had overcome UT. Next thing you know Bama is using Gene Stallings to pull in Aggy and acting like they are the biggest baddest dog in the South and Southwest.

UT/Bama is like UT/Nebraska times 1000 if you ask me
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