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Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« on: October 10, 2017, 10:48:50 PM »
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20


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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2017, 11:06:43 PM »
We already have a thread for TCU predictions, no thanks.

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2017, 07:33:07 AM »
Chingon is very committed
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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2017, 09:58:01 AM »
this week i'm doing a thursday's howevers on wednesday, in the form of the "on one hand" prose


on one hand, kenny hill is an honorary KAT since be basically transferred here. but on the other hand, he isn't a KAT because he never actually did transfer here.  i guess that makes it a toss up on the kenny hill front. but either way he's a KAT at heart.

on the other hand, gary patterson is an honorary KAT since he played here or coached here, can't remember which but it's inconsequential because on one hand he has chosen another another lover and her name is tcu horned frog.  and only a man of satan can love a frog.  but on the other hand, gary patterson responded to me when i asked him if he watched the bachelor on twitter several years ago, but sadly he doesn't watch it.

when you look on a hand, tcu and k-state share the same beautiful and majestic colors to represent their university.  but on the left hand, tcu wants to be k-state because boykin wore k-state gear during one of his games. who does that?  don't copy us, tcu. 

when i clap both hands together and look on the inside, i see k-state 27, tcu 21. 

go real KATS who wear the real royal purple and white and sometimes silver or black or camo.


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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2017, 10:07:33 AM »
that deserved it's own thread 'clams, well done

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2017, 10:11:21 AM »
this is this week's predicto thread though


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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2017, 10:12:37 AM »
I really thought there was a massive cockroach problem happening in Manhattan that I was unaware of

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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2017, 01:04:57 PM »
I really thought there was a massive cockroach problem happening in Manhattan that I was unaware of

I already called the ortho man and I don’t even live in Manhattan....   


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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2017, 02:07:23 PM »
I really thought there was a massive cockroach problem happening in Manhattan that I was unaware of

I already called the ortho man and I don’t even live in Manhattan....   


He trippin' so much, fans gonna begin to think he done fell off!

Someone needs to show that upstart program out of Fort Worth who runs things in the Big XII

They are starting to think they are the football, baseball and with Jamie Dixon the basketball power around here.
At least they actually win unlike Aggy but still they need to be in the conference for 20 years before they start swinging their dick
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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2017, 02:13:13 PM »
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...
"Except, odds are, that child will have the chance to return to Disney World while K-State fans will most likely never, ever, ever see Underwood back in Bramlage wearing purple." -Timothy Everson

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2017, 02:15:18 PM »
OP must be old af since nobody under 60 calls them the cockroaches.

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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2017, 02:21:59 PM »
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2017, 02:24:21 PM »
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?
"Except, odds are, that child will have the chance to return to Disney World while K-State fans will most likely never, ever, ever see Underwood back in Bramlage wearing purple." -Timothy Everson

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2017, 02:28:23 PM »
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Gary Patterson turn down K State after Bill Synder left the first time
« Last Edit: October 11, 2017, 02:43:44 PM by CaliforniaLonghorn »

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2017, 02:31:19 PM »
OP must be old af since nobody under 60 calls them the cockroaches.

Yet you have heard about the cockroaches.

The term was modernized when TCU joined the conference.
Once a cockroach always a cockroach.

There was a big push by the UT media for the 2014 UT team to play the role of cockroaches but the cockroaches proved who are the real cockroaches are and cockroached UT's cockroach plan.
« Last Edit: October 11, 2017, 02:43:13 PM by CaliforniaLonghorn »

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2017, 03:08:39 PM »
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

you have no idea

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2017, 10:58:06 PM »
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Gary Patterson turn down K State after Bill Synder left the first time

We turned him down

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2017, 11:20:08 PM »
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Gary Patterson turn down K State after Bill Synder left the first time

We turned him down


Did you learn that from a Nebraska fan
Today I witnessed how manipulative Nebraksa is about maintaining their image of a power program.
According to a Nub Scott Frost will only be offered the job if he would accept the Nebraska job

They are already creating the narrative out of Lincoln for when Frost turns them down to stay at a commuter achool
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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2017, 01:01:08 PM »
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Gary Patterson turn down K State after Bill Synder left the first time

We turned him down


Did you learn that from a Nebraska fan
Today I witnessed how manipulative Nebraksa is about maintaining their image of a power program.
According to a Nub Scott Frost will only be offered the job if he would accept the Nebraska job

They are already creating the narrative out of Lincoln for when Frost turns them down to stay at a commuter achool

No I learned it from reality.

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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2017, 02:10:03 PM »
The cockroaches need to be put back in their place this week.
Perfect team for them to play.

TCU is such an insecure university they claim a National Championship that no one outside of Ft Worth recognizes
To make matters even worse the championship they claim came in a season, 1935, they did not even win the SWC.

I am sure K State fans have respect for Gary Patterson. I do as well as he is a great coach and defensive mastermind.
If K State can hold like they did against UT Delton will tear them apart.
Kenny Hill will self destruct with any pressure and a few interceptions.
I am hoping K State will make him want to transfer again.

I say K State 24 TCU 20

Gary Patterson went here dude, he is KSU alum...

I don't think so buddy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Patterson

I must surprise you everyday with my knowledge huh meow meow?

Correct me if I am wrong but didn't Gary Patterson turn down K State after Bill Synder left the first time

We turned him down


Did you learn that from a Nebraska fan
Today I witnessed how manipulative Nebraksa is about maintaining their image of a power program.
According to a Nub Scott Frost will only be offered the job if he would accept the Nebraska job

They are already creating the narrative out of Lincoln for when Frost turns them down to stay at a commuter achool

No I learned it from reality.

You can fool some of the people some of the time but not all the people all the time

I guess that narrative creates an idea in your head that K State is too good of a job for Patterson but actually reality proves different

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« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2017, 02:25:34 PM »
It is a long and sordid tale that this blog frankly does not have the time to recount.

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« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2017, 02:30:11 PM »
It is a long and sordid tale that this blog frankly does not have the time to recount.

I already know your narrative.
You can create a narrative but not everyone will believe it. That is the issue with having to use a narrative to explain a situation.
You do not see people connected with UT acting like we didn't want Nick Saban.
We offered the job to Saban but Saban would rather be somewhere that his name was already established.
Plus like Patterson he used UT like Patterson used K State to get a better deal at their current school

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« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2017, 02:31:42 PM »
It is a long and sordid tale that this blog frankly does not have the time to recount.

I already know your narrative.
You can create a narrative but not everyone will believe it. That is the issue with having to use a narrative to explain a situation.
You do not see people connected with UT acting like we didn't want Nick Saban.
We offered the job to Saban but Saban would rather be somewhere that his name was already established.
Plus like Patterson he used UT like Patterson used K State to get a better deal at their current school
I think he just didn't want to deal with people like you that are most commonly associated with texas

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« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2017, 02:37:41 PM »
It is a long and sordid tale that this blog frankly does not have the time to recount.

I already know your narrative.
You can create a narrative but not everyone will believe it. That is the issue with having to use a narrative to explain a situation.
You do not see people connected with UT acting like we didn't want Nick Saban.
We offered the job to Saban but Saban would rather be somewhere that his name was already established.
Plus like Patterson he used UT like Patterson used K State to get a better deal at their current school
I think he just didn't want to deal with people like you that are most commonly associated with texas

the fact that he chose bama over ut doesn't help your argument


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Re: Cockroach invasion of Manhattan
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2017, 02:42:01 PM »
It is a long and sordid tale that this blog frankly does not have the time to recount.

I already know your narrative.
You can create a narrative but not everyone will believe it. That is the issue with having to use a narrative to explain a situation.
You do not see people connected with UT acting like we didn't want Nick Saban.
We offered the job to Saban but Saban would rather be somewhere that his name was already established.
Plus like Patterson he used UT like Patterson used K State to get a better deal at their current school
I think he just didn't want to deal with people like you that are most commonly associated with texas

the fact that he chose bama over ut doesn't help your argument


I would have stayed at Bama if I was Saban.
Look at Bielema at Arkansas.
Arkansas was expecting 10 win seasons but sometimes a coach inherits a bad situation that takes time to fix.
If Saban didn't win a NC his first three years at UT he would have been fired. Saban can stay at Bama and never win a championship until he wants to retire.

Bama is a much easier job than Texas because once you win there they love you forever