Author Topic: "Did You See and/or Hear That???" -- Weird things from 2017 qat game broadcasts  (Read 4300 times)

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Game against Charlotte:

--This color commentator is driving me nuts because he keeps referring to the Red Zone as "The Red Area."   
this job: how did you get it?

--With ~4:30 left in the second quarter, the Charlotte QB Hasaan Klugh "Klux Klan" (only nickname I could think of) threw a pass out left that was actually a backwards pass. It hits the turf, then is picked up by ksu qat Kendall Adams and returned down the right sideline a long way for a TD. If you watch the replay from the camera that's kinda positioned behind the end zone, you see that one of their players on the sideline was a total jerk as Kendall ran down the sideline. Jerk player was holding a Powerade-y squeeze water bottle and totally tried to squirt Kendall as he ran by him. Sorry we're beating your dork ass, you dork. Enjoy this 31-7 halftime lead.


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Also this wasn't a qat broadcast, but Mitch Holthaus is a qat/broadcaster, so I'll put it in here too. On Thursday as the Chiefs were beating that Patriot ass in the season opening game, the Chiefs swallowed up Brady numerous times to force a Patriots punt, Mitch said this:

"...So they just put Tom Brady in a blender and made a Chiefs Kingdom smoothie."



Already put that in the Chiefs thread but dunno if many people here read that thread so thought I'd post it here too go cats.
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Calling Tanking and Kirby our "impact players" on defense is infuriating.
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The red area stuff is making me v uncomfortable. Also I think he's called sisqo Hertz at least 3 times now

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When the guy said you want your daughter to date the big 12 QBs

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Alec Barnes  :love:

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When the guy said you want your daughter to date the big 12 QBs


ohhhhh that was a weird one. Great post, mich
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Called our back-up RT, "Dalton Risner," multiple times not realizing he was out after the first drive.


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"deceptively fast"

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The entire broadcast is a joke. Incorrect names, bad information, "red area".  I mean, did I they pick this guy up from a jr high softball game?  Even their graphics have been wrong. Had wallerstadt graduating from ksu in 1998.

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The scroll at the bottom of the screen was doing upcoming Fox Sports broadcasts.  It state that Central Michigan plays Kansas State tonight.

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Wait the big 12 championship is on fs1? What a rough ridin' joke.

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The play by play guy sounds like he has perpetual sinus congestion

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some of these things are only moderately weird, you guys
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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If it's on FS1, does that mean we're officially a mid-major?

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Did he just call him Joe Thompson?
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When the main play-by-play guy said "LOVE college football" after a random Michigan highlight.

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some of these things are only moderately weird, you guys
Not when they talk about your white QB like they're surprised he can function without drooling, a wheelchair, and having to talk out loud to him so he can understand you.

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I don't think I've heard anything like that today
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Lambert puts his fingers in his armpits and smells them like Molly Shannon

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I don't think I've heard anything like that today
They just mentioned Ertz's deceptive speed and it triggered wacksflake