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Re: LHC LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #50 on: November 11, 2015, 11:23:42 AM »
National Letter of Intent signing day, February 3, 2016, 4:00pm.

A press conference announcing 2016 will be his last year, (insert name) hired on staff as DC and HCIW for the 2016.

Season tickets go on sale immediately.

If this is who I think it would be, I'd probably lose my mind.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #51 on: November 11, 2015, 11:36:51 AM »

February 4th, 2016

I would be absolutely furious, I might drive to Manhattan and pull that statue down.

Huh?? :dunno:

Any coach that quits the day after signing day would qualify as worst person ever.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #52 on: November 11, 2015, 12:04:08 PM »
this contest is rigged. I guarantee it.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #53 on: November 11, 2015, 12:07:30 PM »
I DEMAND TRANSPARENCY! TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW, PETE!

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #54 on: November 11, 2015, 12:13:16 PM »
this contest is rigged. I guarantee it.

Not rigged.  Pretty tight ship we run around here.

Also, if you already know the date (time and method TBD), you're ineligible.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #55 on: November 11, 2015, 12:15:19 PM »
:-(

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Re: LHC LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #56 on: November 11, 2015, 12:21:53 PM »
National Letter of Intent signing day, February 3, 2016, 4:00pm.

A press conference announcing 2016 will be his last year, (insert name) hired on staff as DC and HCIW for the 2016.

Season tickets go on sale immediately.

I think we have a winner
aww thanks man.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #57 on: November 11, 2015, 12:44:51 PM »
this contest is rigged. I guarantee it.

Not rigged.  Pretty tight ship we run around here.

Also, if you already know the date (time and method TBD), you're ineligible.

you're a tight ship.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #59 on: November 11, 2015, 02:06:40 PM »
It is nice kinda knowing before really knowing.  you know?

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #60 on: November 11, 2015, 03:12:27 PM »
April 5th 2016.  Manhattan Mercury obituary section.
Thanks now my staff think I am insane for laughing uncontrollably in the office.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #61 on: November 11, 2015, 07:14:42 PM »
So, I wanted to announce that there will be a prize announcement soon.  The Mods are reviewing various key financial reports and making a determination on the gloriousness of the prize.  Stay tuned!  Also, no joke, there seriously is a prize.  Also, also, Trim's judgment on the winner is final, I don't want you giving him grief.



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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #62 on: November 11, 2015, 07:15:45 PM »
:emawkid:

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #63 on: November 11, 2015, 07:17:19 PM »
December of 2016 via sideways written letter in purple ink.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #64 on: November 11, 2015, 08:04:16 PM »
will be fired after sixth consecutive loss this week  :Wha:
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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #65 on: November 11, 2015, 08:15:04 PM »
Date:  Sunday, December 6th, 2015
Time:  6pm Central Time
How:  Press Conference (vaguely worded release/email calls for conference about the future of the program, actual announcement made at the press conference.)

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #66 on: November 11, 2015, 09:03:06 PM »
This has been our road map.

1.Commitment … to common goals and to being successful
2.Unselfishness … there is no ‘I’ in TEAM
3.Unity … come together as never before
4.Improve … every day as a player, person and student
5.Be Tough … mentally and physically
6.Self-Discipline ... do it right, don’t accept less
7.Great Effort
8.Enthusiasm
9.Eliminate Mistakes … don’t beat yourself
10.Never Give Up … never … never … never
11.Don’t Accept Losing … If you do so one time, it will be easy to do so for the rest of your life
12.No Self-Limitations … expect more of yourself
13.Expect To Win … and truly believe we will
14.Consistency … your very, very best every time
15.Leadership … everyone can set the example
16.Responsibility … You are responsible for your own performance

Take the middle three out. They are not applicable, obviously never have been.
All along, there have truly been just 13 goals. The establishment media, elitist manhattanistan, only want you to think there are 16.
16-3=13

Remove the functions, see through the equation.
16 3 13

March 13, 2016. It's not hard, fuckos.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #67 on: November 11, 2015, 11:36:46 PM »
Method of announcement: Bill sends me a tilted hand written note and I post it on Twitter.

Date: November 20, 2016

Time: 3pm

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #68 on: November 12, 2015, 05:51:21 AM »
  The when:  Nov. 29, 2015 at 6 pm.

  The how:  John Curie says he fully supports Coach Snyder and is confident of a win next week against WV.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #69 on: November 12, 2015, 06:54:03 AM »
December Seventh, Two Thousand and Fifteen, a day which shall live in infamy, at 3 pm central standard time.

We will hire coach Lance Harbor of the West Canaan Coyotes.  Coach Harbor will wear a pearl snap shirt at his introductory press conference.
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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #70 on: November 12, 2015, 07:32:47 AM »
this guy???



I'm with it

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #71 on: November 12, 2015, 07:48:05 AM »
Guys, as some of you know I am embedded pretty deep so I will have to not participate in this game.


But I will say we may already have a winner. 


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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #72 on: November 12, 2015, 07:55:27 AM »
Guys, as some of you know I am embedded pretty deep so I will have to not participate in this game.


But I will say we may already have a winner.

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Re: LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #73 on: November 12, 2015, 09:21:25 AM »

Guys, as some of you know I am embedded pretty deep so I will have to not participate in this game.


But I will say we may already have a winner.

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Re: LHC LHC Bill Snyder RETIREMENT ANNOUNCEMENT CONTEST (By goEMAW.com)
« Reply #74 on: November 12, 2015, 09:27:44 AM »
Guys, as some of you know I am embedded pretty deep so I will have to not participate in this game.


But I will say we may already have a winner.

So Pete, what do I win?
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