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what if jerry ertz is a complete badass??
« on: August 18, 2015, 06:19:19 AM »
1)He's big
2)His running skills are VERY GOOD! He proved this last year
3)He's a nice guy
4)He gives AMAZING! interviews.

Anyway, what if ertz turns out to be amazing? I'm holding out hope that he's really friggin good. But if he was really good, i'm assuming we would have heard some "rumblings" from some sources, and i haven't heard much.

What do you guys think? Is there a chance? Or have i just taken too much nyquil again? hahah.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2015, 06:52:05 AM »
Is he any relation to Jesse Ertz?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2015, 07:37:35 AM »

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2015, 07:49:09 AM »
Is he any relation to Jesse Ertz?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2015, 08:09:25 AM »
But for real though, what if he does?
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2015, 08:19:17 AM »
1)  Collin Klein barely did anything as a soph and look how he turned out  :drool:
2)  Collin Klein will be coaching him up   :whistle1:
3)  Mr. Touchdown probably has a better arm, and is maybe faster than Klein  :dunno:
4)  He may not possess Klein robot like strength and toughness, but maybe Klein can teach him that  :pray:

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2015, 08:34:40 AM »
1) he really isnt big. source: IRL assessment of size standing in line for the chef

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what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2015, 08:37:20 AM »
I bet he gets very injured and very ineffective by his third Big 12 game.   I see that as the most likely scenario.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2015, 08:38:05 AM »
very narrow shoulders

maybe good for slippin thru gaps!?

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2015, 08:55:49 AM »
very narrow shoulders

maybe good for slippin thru gaps!?
Give the boy some puni biscuits and lots and lots of peas.  If anything, he'll have one tuff gut.  :thumbsup:
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2015, 09:01:20 AM »
when I hear his name is Jesse, I immediately think of him as Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad.  Coach Snyder is then of course Walter White, trying to coach up Jesse to realize his potential, all while securing his family's future before his time on earth comes to an end.  Could someone 'shop Bill's face with Walter White's black hat, just to make sure this is gonna work.  Include Jesse as well.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2015, 09:38:08 AM »
Jimmy football

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2015, 09:42:12 AM »
Big Game Jim

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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2015, 09:42:54 AM »
"There's 3 quarterbacks ahead of you Jimmy"

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2015, 09:48:29 AM »
 :surprised:

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2015, 09:51:00 AM »
haha
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2015, 11:20:11 AM »
too bad nebrask left the conf or we could come up with a chant that goes like "jimmy crack corn and I don't care" except we would care deeply because they would still be a rivalry game if they hadn't left

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2015, 11:34:43 AM »
Ertz So Good

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2015, 12:33:36 PM »
I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps, etc.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2016, 12:11:27 PM »

Don't know whether this is factual, but gd it is nice to hear some good news for a change.

Having him in the mix would be very, very good.  Thompson would almost surely redshirt.

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2016, 12:16:19 PM »
that's that colombia dude isn't it

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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2016, 12:34:50 PM »
I have a weird feeling this could be another '11/'12 type season. Relatively unknowns on offense, and a good defense.


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Re: what if jimmy ertz is a complete badass??
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2016, 12:45:06 PM »
I have a weird feeling this could be another '11/'12 type season. Relatively unknowns on offense, and a good defense.


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If it's going to be either of those years, it'll be 2011, not 12. 12 Was established, we knew who our guys were. The real question was much rather if winning a bunch of close game the previous year was a fluke or not, and 12 came back a resounding "we're much better". Granted last year was kinda like 2011 but in reverse, where we lost a lot of close games instead of winning them. We did after all blow 2 games (TCU, OSU) with sizeable HT leads that normally we are so good at shutting the door on. Though that would make us be 8-5. Not 10-3.
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