Author Topic: Dear KSU White Team Fans (Fighting You Related Thread) (Read 7382 times)

steve dave · « **on:** April 22, 2010, 10:58:52 AM »

Please line up at the Ernie Barrett statue 2 hours prior to the KSU Purple/White Spring Game for your massive unholy beatings. I will be dishing out ball crushing kicks midwest pot luck style so come single file and bring a covered dish of your nads. My first kicks will land so powerfully you may be knocked unconscious even though the force of my foot landed on your balls and not your head. This is because the impact will travel up your ball scrote spine all the way to your cerebral cortex. My bros Chingon and Rick Daris will also be there fighting for the Purple squad so anyone trying to sneak up on me from behind will get their faces smashed by some chucks that we made in chingon's mom's garage with his step dad's electric drill and a broom stick. Everyone who is wearing white is fair game. If some kid wearing white tries to invade my area (west side paved lot) prior to the game I will knock him to the ground and rub dirt in his eyeballs and dump some down his pants with a shovel. Purple is representing hard saturday.

EllToPay · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2010, 11:16:26 AM »

Thought you weren't going to be there?

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2010, 11:21:39 AM »

Quote from: EllToPay on April 22, 2010, 11:16:26 AM

Thought you weren't going to be there?

HOAX

Pexikan · « **Reply #3 on:** April 22, 2010, 11:53:00 AM »

Oh yea Steve Dave. I'm gonna be there waiting in line in my white Josh Freeman jersey that my mom bought me for getting all A's on my last progress report. My friend Chicat will be with me too. He took third in state wrestling last year and he beat up Zack Jeffries who's like four years older than us. You better be ready. I played football for my middle school and I was our best player. You are gonna go down. I told my older brother and he said he coming too. He's a senior. By the way, Melissa Thurman asked me if Rick Daris is going out with anyone?

weird roberts foam finger · « **Reply #4 on:** April 22, 2010, 11:54:56 AM »

These are honestly my favorite threads on the board. Not sure what that says about me.

Do Work Son · « **Reply #5 on:** April 22, 2010, 11:55:53 AM »

That was ferocious!

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** April 22, 2010, 12:05:58 PM »

Quote from: Pexikan on April 22, 2010, 11:53:00 AM

Oh yea Steve Dave. I'm gonna be there waiting in line in my white Josh Freeman jersey that my mom bought me for getting all A's on my last progress report. My friend Chicat will be with me too. He took third in state wrestling last year and he beat up Zack Jeffries who's like four years older than us. You better be ready. I played football for my middle school and I was our best player. You are gonna go down. I told my older brother and he said he coming too. He's a senior. By the way, Melissa Thurman asked me if Rick Daris is going out with anyone?

I'm going to rip your balls out through your throat. No, Rick Daris isn't seeing anyone. Kristi dumped his ass, LMAO.

hemmy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2010, 12:07:06 PM »

I've been in a few scuffles in my day.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2010, 12:38:00 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 22, 2010, 12:05:58 PM

Quote from: Pexikan on April 22, 2010, 11:53:00 AM
Oh yea Steve Dave. I'm gonna be there waiting in line in my white Josh Freeman jersey that my mom bought me for getting all A's on my last progress report. My friend Chicat will be with me too. He took third in state wrestling last year and he beat up Zack Jeffries who's like four years older than us. You better be ready. I played football for my middle school and I was our best player. You are gonna go down. I told my older brother and he said he coming too. He's a senior. By the way, Melissa Thurman asked me if Rick Daris is going out with anyone?

I'm going to rip your balls out through your throat. No, Rick Daris isn't seeing anyone. Kristi dumped his ass, LMAO.

For the record, although I will be there, decent chance I wont be fighting. I plan to be making out with Kristi.

_33 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2010, 12:42:43 PM »

Will there be a specific location for the body pile during this event? My brother-in-law is planning on getting in line and I don't want to waste time wandering around the parking lot looking for his nutless disfigured body. TIA.

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2010, 12:44:09 PM »

Quote from: _33 on April 22, 2010, 12:42:43 PM

Will there be a specific location for the body pile during this event? My brother-in-law is planning on getting in line and I don't want to waste time wandering around the parking lot looking for his nutless disfigured body. TIA.

Pete stole a wheelbarrow from his neighbor's shed and is going to cart unconcious people over to the street and just dump them in it.

Pexikan · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2010, 12:46:16 PM »

C'mon Chicat. I thought we were friends. Remember when you stayed the night at my house and my dad caught us drinking the vodka that you stole fm your parents. I said that it was mine. That got me grounded for a month! You owe me!! And Kristie is a skank anyway. I saw her at 5th quarter making out with Kyle Williams behind Rick Daris' back. I was gonna tell him, but my mom was waiting outside for me.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2010, 12:53:52 PM »

I'll be at the indoor football practice facility at the bounce house jumping on purple fans skulls. CatMatt will be videotaping the massacres along with kicking the people whos skulls I am bashing in right in the balls. After we are done he will edit the video and use his green screen and we will sell the dvds at brandeberry.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2010, 12:55:53 PM »

My mom got a flip video camera to tape my little step brother's little league games (gag) but I am going to sneak it to the game and tape these fights! I want to put some music to it, then put on youtube. Anyone know how to do that? Was thinking Queen's "Another one Bites the Dust" to start with...

OK_Cat · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2010, 01:00:40 PM »

Somebody better do a DM tribute before the fight.

MadCat · « **Reply #15 on:** April 22, 2010, 01:08:44 PM »

The streets will run red with white fans.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #16 on:** April 22, 2010, 01:10:38 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on April 22, 2010, 01:00:40 PM

Somebody better do a DM tribute before the fight.

I can throw some Jack Johnson music on my video.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #17 on:** April 22, 2010, 01:11:20 PM »

Shirt tucks get it double no doubt.

Pexikan · « **Reply #18 on:** April 22, 2010, 01:18:43 PM »

My tribute to DM will be the hemp necklace I will be wearing as I send him company...

get_HIT · « **Reply #19 on:** April 22, 2010, 01:28:42 PM »

my troll name ... Koppe22 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 22, 2010, 01:45:32 PM »

Is there a special line for those of us that just want to fight Rick Daris?

felix rex · « **Reply #21 on:** April 22, 2010, 03:00:37 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on April 22, 2010, 01:00:40 PM

Somebody better do a DM tribute before the fight.

SD finishing move:

The42Yardstick · « **Reply #22 on:** April 22, 2010, 03:52:56 PM »

I punched a guy in the ear once

CHONGS · « **Reply #23 on:** April 22, 2010, 07:42:28 PM »

FYI (those who dare approach me)

I have been working all off-season on my dragon punch (a shoryuken to those who know...) and force palm press (hadouken). Just last week I shattered an (empty) Jarritos with my concentrated chi (kii). It will be no problem at all for me to liquify your brains while leaving your face untouched. The damage I will do will confound modern (western) medicine.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #24 on:** April 22, 2010, 07:45:26 PM »

I'm wearing my gray KSU shirt w/ purple and white trim. Will I be safe from the beatings?

Author Topic: Dear KSU White Team Fans (Fighting You Related Thread) (Read 7382 times)

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