Author Topic: Punting the ball question- Sean Snyder related (Read 4475 times)

pissclams · « **on:** April 07, 2010, 03:52:55 PM »

Coach Snyder always focuses on having gritty special teams. They seem like they want to knock your helmet off each and every time down the gridiron. Crash Ekler (traitor) dated that hot XO (Missy?) and was a good example of the type of grit I'm referring to. How do you guys think that guys like Playboy All American Sean Snyder, punt the ball so far? I've tried out in the fields by the rec and get it like 30 yards maybe? What's the deal, increased leg strength and perfect mechanics? Coach Snyder can pick the family members with talent and that's why I'm confident Tate will be All B12 in a couple years. Back to punting, seems like the perfect position to play....if you can do it.

Jeffy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 07, 2010, 04:08:35 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 07, 2010, 03:52:55 PM

Crash Ekler (traitor) dated that hot XO (Missy?)

Mindy

MadCat · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2010, 04:24:05 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 07, 2010, 03:52:55 PM

How do you guys think that guys like Playboy All American Sean Snyder, punt the ball so far? I've tried out in the fields by the rec and get it like 30 yards maybe? What's the deal, increased leg strength and perfect mechanics?

I think they had to treat the ball somehow. Softening it up by squashing it, sledgehammering, soaked in the blood of a unicorn that has been ridden by a virgin sorority girl, etc.

_33 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2010, 04:30:03 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 07, 2010, 03:52:55 PM

How do you guys think that guys like Playboy All American Sean Snyder, punt the ball so far? I've tried out in the fields by the rec and get it like 30 yards maybe? What's the deal, increased leg strength and perfect mechanics?

DILLIGAF · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2010, 04:34:11 PM »

like clubhead speed is to Tiger, foot speed is to a punter.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2010, 04:49:28 PM »

Quote from: _33 on April 07, 2010, 04:30:03 PM

Quote from: pissclams on April 07, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
How do you guys think that guys like Playboy All American Sean Snyder, punt the ball so far? I've tried out in the fields by the rec and get it like 30 yards maybe? What's the deal, increased leg strength and perfect mechanics?

pissclams · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2010, 05:30:25 PM »

Honestly, not really the answers I've been looking for outside of Jeffy's input on Mindy. That hot little piece of ass would stare at me when we'd all be drinking at Scoreboard on $1 anything Wednesdays.

Flexibility? Foot speed? Are you guys serious? No one has more flexibility and foot speed than I do and I rarely get it past 30 yards on the fields by the Rec.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #7 on:** April 07, 2010, 06:40:50 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 07, 2010, 05:30:25 PM

Honestly, not really the answers I've been looking for outside of Jeffy's input on Mindy. That hot little piece of ass would stare at me when we'd all be drinking at Scoreboard on $1 anything Wednesdays.

Flexibility? Foot speed? Are you guys serious? No one has more flexibility and foot speed than I do and I rarely get it past 30 yards on the fields by the Rec.

A predisposition for premature baldness.

I'm going with that. My thick, manly locks prevent me from punting a ball past 15 yards, so I'm guessing that the less thick, manly hair you have, the better you'll be.

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2010, 07:45:55 PM »

that's complete bullshit too because i know ray guy had a beautiful mop of locks.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:42:07 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on April 07, 2010, 04:24:05 PM

Quote from: pissclams on April 07, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
How do you guys think that guys like Playboy All American Sean Snyder, punt the ball so far? I've tried out in the fields by the rec and get it like 30 yards maybe? What's the deal, increased leg strength and perfect mechanics?

I think they had to treat the ball somehow. Softening it up by squashing it, sledgehammering, soaked in the blood of a unicorn that has been ridden by a virgin sorority girl, etc.

there is a mythical mammal referenced in this post...can you find it?

_33 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:47:01 PM »

The pros are usually taught using the 3 T's of punting:

Timing
Technique
FlexibiliTy

Perry · « **Reply #11 on:** April 07, 2010, 09:15:44 PM »

Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on April 07, 2010, 08:42:07 PM

Quote from: MadCat on April 07, 2010, 04:24:05 PM
Quote from: pissclams on April 07, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
How do you guys think that guys like Playboy All American Sean Snyder, punt the ball so far? I've tried out in the fields by the rec and get it like 30 yards maybe? What's the deal, increased leg strength and perfect mechanics?

I think they had to treat the ball somehow. Softening it up by squashing it, sledgehammering, soaked in the blood of a unicorn that has been ridden by a virgin sorority girl, etc.

there is a mythical mammal referenced in this post...can you find it?

Panjandrum · « **Reply #12 on:** April 07, 2010, 10:56:33 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on April 07, 2010, 07:45:55 PM

that's complete bullshit too because i know ray guy had a beautiful mop of locks.

Maybe Ray Guy is the link here?

felix rex · « **Reply #13 on:** April 08, 2010, 07:53:39 AM »

Have you tried wearing a heavier shoe on your kicking foot?

kso_FAN · « **Reply #14 on:** April 08, 2010, 08:00:10 AM »

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** April 08, 2010, 08:15:16 AM »

Have you tried kicking it harder? Like, really kick the crap out of it.

felix rex · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2010, 08:23:33 AM »

Maybe fill the ball with helium, or kick it in higher altitude cities? Or the opposite? Go Kenyan-marathon style and train in Death Valley with footballs filled with sand?

MadCat · « **Reply #17 on:** April 08, 2010, 09:05:08 AM »

Pretend the ball is Chuck Norris' nuts and he has just declared he will anally rape you. You need to get one good kick in to knock him out or else you die. (You probably die anyway, but it's worth a shot.)

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 08, 2010, 09:28:28 AM »

I have his autograph........be jealous.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #19 on:** April 08, 2010, 01:47:27 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on April 07, 2010, 04:24:05 PM

Quote from: pissclams on April 07, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
How do you guys think that guys like Playboy All American Sean Snyder, punt the ball so far? I've tried out in the fields by the rec and get it like 30 yards maybe? What's the deal, increased leg strength and perfect mechanics?

I think they had to treat the ball somehow. Softening it up by squashing it, sledgehammering, soaked in the blood of a unicorn that has been ridden by a virgin sorority girl, etc.

If Sean Snyder drank that instead, he'd live forever. At least according to the Rush Hour Bone Zone.

EllToPay · « **Reply #20 on:** April 08, 2010, 04:42:11 PM »

Make sure you are swinging your leg correctly.

EllToPay · « **Reply #21 on:** April 08, 2010, 05:04:59 PM »

pissclams · « **Reply #22 on:** April 08, 2010, 05:21:13 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on April 08, 2010, 04:42:11 PM

Make sure you are swinging your leg correctly.

this is great info. what i noticed is i can barely get my leg swing to go above my head by 3 inches, this guy looks like he's getting 8-9.5 inches above head with his foot.

action item 1: i will work on this.

Sugar Dick · « **Reply #23 on:** April 08, 2010, 05:23:25 PM »

Are you also curious about what cum tastes like? If you're curious about how to punt, you're probably a closet homosexual. just sayin

pissclams · « **Reply #24 on:** April 08, 2010, 05:25:33 PM »

Quote from: Sugar Dick on April 08, 2010, 05:23:25 PM

Are you also curious about what cum tastes like? If you're curious about how to punt, you're probably a closet homosexual. just sayin

could be!