OT: 2010 Powercat Auction

[Kat Kid]

 

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Prize highlights (in order of appearance):

Authentic Cuban Dinner Prepared by Coach Martin (1st item listed)

Enjoy the Frank Martin lifestyle (ed. italics added-- wtf did Lon Floyd write this?) with this dinner for ten people.  Coach Martin will personally cook and serve an authentic Cuban dinner in his home.
Donated By: Frank and Anya Martin


Father-Son Baseball Trip with John Currie (ed. I'll be Dad this time Johnnie)

Three fathers and their sons will join Athletic Director John Currie and his son for an exciting afternoon of Royals baseball (ed. oh boy).
Donated by: K-State Athletics

Poolside Party with Coach Snyder and Staff (ed. Snyder will be wearing a wool suit, but with wingtips and cotton argyle socks to show that he can be "cas")

Thirty couples will enjoy a catered meal by the pool with one of the most legendary coaches in college football.  The 2010 staff will also be present to autograph the football that will provided for each of the purchasing couples.
Donated by: K-State Athletics


Whodunit at the President's House (ed. Wefald should be the surprise/masked phantom/villian)
Donated By: K-State Athletics

Personal Training with of the best!!!!!!!! (ed. actually 8 exclamation marks, probably should have been more)

Experience the ultimate in personal training with renowned strength and conditioning coach Scott Greenawalt.  BUFF.......that will be your goal and is not just for you guys......gals, Scott can also design a program to get you in shape for summer. (ed. this should be something you buy someone else as an enormous f you.  I could imagine nothing I would enjoy less than falling under the command of Greenawalt)
Donated by:  Scott Greenawalt

[Dr Rick Daris]

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Prize highlights (in order of appearance):

Authentic Cuban Dinner Prepared by Coach Martin (1st item listed)

Enjoy the Frank Martin lifestyle (ed. italics added-- wtf did Lon Floyd write this?) with this dinner for ten people.  Coach Martin will personally cook and serve an authentic Cuban dinner in his home.
Donated By: Frank and Anya Martin


Father-Son Baseball Trip with John Currie (ed. I'll be Dad this time Johnnie)

Three fathers and their sons will join Athletic Director John Currie and his son for an exciting afternoon of Royals baseball (ed. oh boy).
Donated by: K-State Athletics

Poolside Party with Coach Snyder and Staff (ed. Snyder will be wearing a wool suit, but with wingtips and cotton argyle socks to show that he can be "cas")

Thirty couples will enjoy a catered meal by the pool with one of the most legendary coaches in college football.  The 2010 staff will also be present to autograph the football that will provided for each of the purchasing couples.
Donated by: K-State Athletics


Whodunit at the President's House (ed. Wefald should be the surprise/masked phantom/villian)
Donated By: K-State Athletics

Personal Training with of the best!!!!!!!! (ed. actually 8 exclamation marks, probably should have been more)

Experience the ultimate in personal training with renowned strength and conditioning coach Scott Greenawalt.  BUFF.......that will be your goal and is not just for you guys......gals, Scott can also design a program to get you in shape for summer. (ed. this should be something you buy someone else as an enormous f you.  I could imagine nothing I would enjoy less than falling under the command of Greenawalt)
Donated by:  Scott Greenawalt

link? also, where is this"pool"?

[doom]

My wife and I will each put in $200 for the Frank Martin dinner if 8 more people want to jump in. 

[Kat Kid]

Just got in the mail (cause I am an elite donor)

[gokatgo]

My wife and I will each put in $200 for the Frank Martin dinner if 8 more people want to jump in. 

I ain't paying $200 for beans, rice and plantains...I don't care who's cookin it

[doom]

My wife and I will each put in $200 for the Frank Martin dinner if 8 more people want to jump in. 

I ain't paying $200 for beans, rice and plantains...I don't care who's cookin it

Better go get a shirt before Joe College closes, racist!

[Pett]

All of those will go for over one millions dollars IMHO.

Could you imagine if you told Frank that the meal sucked after eating it? He'd stare you down so hard that you would blow up.

[doom]

All of those will go for over one millions dollars IMHO.

Could you imagine if you told Frank that the meal sucked after eating it? He'd stare you down so hard that you would blow up.

Who will pitch in $200,000?  Come one guys!  Frank Bank!

[Dugout DickStone]

All of those will go for over one millions dollars IMHO.

Could you imagine if you told Frank that the meal sucked after eating it? He'd stare you down so hard that you would blow up.

Frank is off the sauce, and I drink at every evening meal. 

[Skipper44]

All of those will go for over one millions dollars IMHO.

Could you imagine if you told Frank that the meal sucked after eating it? He'd stare you down so hard that you would blow up.

Frank is off the sauce, and I drink at every evening meal. 

Yeah, but you know Frank is one of those former drinkers that love to get other people completely f'ed up. "Another 151 Mojito, Mr. Limestone?"

[SkinnyBenny]

Some excellent field reporting by KatKid. 

[Dugout DickStone]

All of those will go for over one millions dollars IMHO.

Could you imagine if you told Frank that the meal sucked after eating it? He'd stare you down so hard that you would blow up.

Frank is off the sauce, and I drink at every evening meal. 

Yeah, but you know Frank is one of those former drinkers that love to get other people completely f'ed up. "Another 151 Mojito, Mr. Limestone?"

 

[steve dave]

All of those will go for over one millions dollars IMHO.

Could you imagine if you told Frank that the meal sucked after eating it? He'd stare you down so hard that you would blow up.

Frank is off the sauce, and I drink at every evening meal. 

super insidery info from super insider sd:  Frank is no longer off the sauce 

[Trim]

I want the weekend trip to a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game.

[WillieWatanabe]

All of those will go for over one millions dollars IMHO.

Could you imagine if you told Frank that the meal sucked after eating it? He'd stare you down so hard that you would blow up.

Frank is off the sauce, and I drink at every evening meal. 

super insidery info from super insider sd:  Frank is no longer off the sauce 

 

[felix rex]

All of those will go for over one millions dollars IMHO.

Could you imagine if you told Frank that the meal sucked after eating it? He'd stare you down so hard that you would blow up.

Frank is off the sauce, and I drink at every evening meal. 

super insidery info from super insider sd:  Frank is no longer off the sauce 

 

Value of Cuban dinner just "doblado"

[Kat Kid]

All of those will go for over one millions dollars IMHO.

Could you imagine if you told Frank that the meal sucked after eating it? He'd stare you down so hard that you would blow up.

Frank is off the sauce, and I drink at every evening meal. 

super insidery info from super insider sd:  Frank is no longer off the sauce 

 

Value of Cuban dinner just "doblado"

One thing I noticed (and I need a dax ruling on) Grennawalt and Frank's were donated by them, while Currie/Shulzie/Snyds were donated by Athletics or some third party.  Is this a negative, can be spun as a negative, or are the other two doing for tax purposes?

 

[steve dave]

 

[Skipper44]

All of those will go for over one millions dollars IMHO.

Could you imagine if you told Frank that the meal sucked after eating it? He'd stare you down so hard that you would blow up.

Frank is off the sauce, and I drink at every evening meal. 

super insidery info from super insider sd:  Frank is no longer off the sauce 

 

Value of Cuban dinner just "doblado"

One thing I noticed (and I need a dax ruling on) Grennawalt and Frank's were donated by them, while Currie/Shulzie/Snyds were donated by Athletics or some third party.  Is this a negative, can be spun as a negative, or are the other two doing for tax purposes?

 

Donated by their LLC's? 

[cas4ksu]

Poolside Party with Coach Snyder and Staff (ed. Snyder will be wearing a wool suit, but with wingtips and cotton argyle socks to show that he can be "cas")

 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Poolside Party with Coach Snyder and Staff (ed. Snyder will be wearing a wool suit, but with wingtips and cotton argyle socks to show that he can be "cas")

 

dunno. i do wonder what pool they are using and what the date is. 

[Kat Kid]

Poolside Party with Coach Snyder and Staff (ed. Snyder will be wearing a wool suit, but with wingtips and cotton argyle socks to show that he can be "cas")

 

short for casual?  (did not know how to approp spell)

[catzacker]

so, like, do you think they are older and more wrinkly looking when they've been in a pool for 4 hours?  or is there an opposite effect?

[cas4ksu]

Poolside Party with Coach Snyder and Staff (ed. Snyder will be wearing a wool suit, but with wingtips and cotton argyle socks to show that he can be "cas")

 

short for casual?  (did not know how to approp spell)

very understandable. nothing wrong at all with being "cassy"

[MadCat]

so, like, do you think they are older and more wrinkly looking when they've been in a pool for 4 hours?  or is there an opposite effect?

This movie has been made...it is called "Cocoon".