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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18175 on: October 09, 2017, 08:57:56 AM »
huge week coming up in hawk football as they renew their annual civil war game against their rival, the iowa state cyclones


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18176 on: October 09, 2017, 09:00:06 AM »
I smell a waterlogged letdown coming, hawks by 4 points
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18177 on: October 09, 2017, 09:12:14 AM »
Classic waving wheat vs flooded corn tilt.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18178 on: October 09, 2017, 09:32:53 AM »
you have to throw out the record books when these two hated rivals hit the gridiron


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« Reply #18179 on: October 09, 2017, 10:19:17 AM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18180 on: October 09, 2017, 10:20:31 AM »
you have to throw out the record books when these two hated rivals hit the gridiron
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18181 on: October 09, 2017, 10:25:18 AM »
The Jiffy lube looked good on the broadcast tho
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18182 on: October 09, 2017, 12:44:20 PM »
yes, I liked the red and blue solo cups the win or lose we still booze'rs were enjoying

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18183 on: October 09, 2017, 12:50:02 PM »
this week will really be determined by who wants it more and who could want it more than the jayhawks?
there’s no way that the hawks leave ames without the win, ku takes it by two td’s


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« Reply #18184 on: October 09, 2017, 12:52:15 PM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18185 on: October 11, 2017, 11:50:56 AM »
Those poor youngsters.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18186 on: October 11, 2017, 12:24:01 PM »
:frown:
KU football is a sleeping giant and always has been - beems

If LHC Bill Snyder had been hired at KU years ago, we'd have a national championship in football and a couple more BCS bowls. - beems

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18187 on: October 11, 2017, 12:38:05 PM »
Those poor youngsters.


Most of the fans look to be female, except for the guy in red shorts.  He seems to be enjoying the view in a perv sort of way... Dax, Dax is that you???!!!!  :horrorsurprise:
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« Reply #18188 on: October 11, 2017, 01:14:14 PM »
Those poor youngsters.


Most of the fans look to be female, except for the guy in red shorts.  He seems to be enjoying the view in a perv sort of way... Dax, Dax is that you???!!!!  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18189 on: October 11, 2017, 01:30:45 PM »
Those poor youngsters.


Most of the fans look to be female, except for the guy in red shorts.  He seems to be enjoying the view in a perv sort of way... Dax, Dax is that you???!!!!  :horrorsurprise:

Nah
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18190 on: October 11, 2017, 03:18:25 PM »
Those poor youngsters.



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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18191 on: October 11, 2017, 03:40:34 PM »
Seems like they could cut some of that operating budget by not having event staff at every entrance

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18192 on: October 12, 2017, 12:35:24 AM »
Seems like they could cut some of that operating budget by not having event staff at every entrance

Why have any event staff? "Crowds" are too small to cause any trouble, and no one needs help finding their seats...they just sit where they want to sit. It's all open.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18193 on: October 12, 2017, 01:24:16 AM »
I am guessing football players' girlfiends, a perv dressed to head the Bird after the game and a few frat bros of white players and no rough ridin' body else.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18194 on: October 12, 2017, 08:23:33 AM »
KU football players don't havr girlfriends, they have victims
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18195 on: October 12, 2017, 11:09:06 AM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18197 on: October 12, 2017, 02:49:16 PM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #18199 on: October 14, 2017, 01:16:08 AM »
wut



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KU Football = Mike Pappas

Some of you middle aged timers will get this.

Back in the 70s I was a HUGE fan of wrestling. Every week (I think) they had matches down at Memorial Hall that were televised on local TV. Cable didn't exist so of course there was only local TV. What a dunce.

Anyway, they had the good guys like Bulldog Bob Brown and Rufus R Jones. They had the villains like Bruiser Brody and Colonel William Buckley Christopher George Robley the 3rd (aka Yellow belly Robley). Then they had the Star Trek type expendable wrestlers. The ones on Star Trek that get randomly chosen to go down to the planet only to get killed. Mike Pappas was one of those wrestlers. He'd fight a villain and would get thrown around like a sack of potatoes but he always found an opening. He'd run under the villains legs and bounce off the rope and clothesline the guy and then bounce off the other rope and do the same. The crowd would go nuts hoping the underdog would pull the upset but after a few moments of pure adrenaline Pappas would end up getting pummeled and lose the match.

This KU team is playing like that this year. We come out and get embarrassed early but somehow play decent enough late in the 1st half and then come out hot in the 3rd. But then we get bent over in the end and look terrible.




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