Author Topic: The Royals (Read 4679604 times)

mocat · « **Reply #34050 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:02:51 AM »

Nice compliments from Eaton

kso_FAN · « **Reply #34051 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:08:06 AM »

Quote from: mocat on April 24, 2015, 07:02:51 AM

Nice compliments from Eaton

Yeah, I'm cool with Eaton.

"Ventura is a heck of a competitor," Eaton said later. "I respect the heck out of him and everyone behind him. I’m a competitor as well. Sometimes boys will be boys and I think that was a situation where we had some excitement."

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/sports/mlb/kansas-city-royals/article19359294.html#storylink=cpy

It sounds like Samardzija is the Lawrie of the Sox though.

kso_FAN · « **Reply #34052 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:18:45 AM »

Yeah, I made a new shirt. http://shop.spreadshirt.com/katpak/-A101861368?locale=us_US

8manpick · « **Reply #34053 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:19:57 AM »

Chris Sale can get mumped, he started all this on opening day

kso_FAN · « **Reply #34054 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:26:45 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on April 24, 2015, 07:19:57 AM

Chris Sale can get mumped, he started all this on opening day

It's Samardzija. He hit Cain opening day, Sale was hurt and didn't play.

8manpick · « **Reply #34055 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:27:57 AM »

Hmm... Sale can still get mumped though.

Also Volquez swinging wildly was fun to watch

slobber · « **Reply #34056 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:35:44 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on April 24, 2015, 07:27:57 AM

Hmm... Sale can still get mumped though.

Also Volquez swinging wildly was fun to watch

It looked more like an open handed slap attempt, which makes it even better.

Gonna win 'em all!

steve dave · « **Reply #34057 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:51:32 AM »

I'm keeping a list of players who we owe payback beanings to and it's getting really long and hard to maintain

8manpick · « **Reply #34058 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:09:22 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 24, 2015, 07:51:32 AM

I'm keeping a list of players who we owe payback beanings to and it's getting really long and hard to maintain

What do you do for pitchers? Is it like
Samardzija (Abreu)
Kazmir (Lawrie)
?

CHONGS · « **Reply #34059 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:10:49 AM »

It's too bad that the

don't have Ozzie at the helm still. Last night would have been even more amazing.

mocat · « **Reply #34060 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:11:28 AM »

you hire NL pitchers to go after Samardzija during interleague play, obvi

CHONGS · « **Reply #34061 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:11:39 AM »

You can hit Arbeu, just not around his gorgeous face or masculine Greek-God like hands.

steve dave · « **Reply #34062 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:17:01 AM »

we'll hit him right in his ugly balls

mocat · « **Reply #34063 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:21:10 AM »

let's play a game called "who is your least favorite player on each team in the AL Central, and why?"

Chicago: Gordon Beckham. why? keiton page, that's why.

Minnesota: Oswaldo Arcia. why? because he's a fuckface.

Detroit: V-Mart. why? because he is old and fat and he wears that mouthguard thing

Cleveland: i can name like 2 players on Cleveland so i'll revisit them after we play a series vs them

Kansas City: N/A, they are all tied for most favorite

CHONGS · « **Reply #34064 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:22:17 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on April 24, 2015, 08:17:01 AM

we'll hit him right in his ugly balls

by god you wont

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #34065 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:27:48 AM »

I think it's pretty clear that Eaton was pissed at Ventura because Ace threw a pitch before he was done with his "hold the bat over the plate for 3-4 seconds" routine. Our guy Yordano rightfully took exception to that and told him what he thought about that. Any good player would have done the same. Then the biggest piece of racist white trash in the MLB, Jeff Schwasticzija, decided he'd take that as an opportunity to try to get another cheap attack in on Lorenzo Cain. It's no wonder this organization has trouble finding fans even within their own city.

steve dave · « **Reply #34066 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:31:10 AM »

remember that meth mouth father/son fan combo that jumped onto the field and tried to fight our elderly first base coach? that's like 8 beanings we owe their players right there that are still on the books.

mocat · « **Reply #34067 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:31:56 AM »

Quote from: mocat on April 24, 2015, 08:21:10 AM

let's play a game called "who is your least favorite player on each team in the AL Central, and why?"

Chicago: Gordon Beckham. why? keiton page, that's why.

Minnesota: Oswaldo Arcia. why? because he's a fuckface.

Detroit: V-Mart. why? because he is old and fat and he wears that mouthguard thing

Cleveland: i can name like 2 players on Cleveland so i'll revisit them after we play a series vs them

Kansas City: N/A, they are all tied for most favorite

this is a real photo of oswaldo arcia

mocat · « **Reply #34068 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:35:28 AM »

Quote from: mocat on April 24, 2015, 08:21:10 AM

Detroit: V-Mart. why? because he is old and fat and he wears that mouthguard thing

holy crap

https://www.google.com/search?q=victor+martinez&safe=off&espv=2&biw=1164&bih=797&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=XEY6VaurLYTOsAWw34GwBQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #34069 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:55:06 AM »

So apparently Sale tried to go fight Ourdano after the game. He apparently went to the Royals locker room and had to be escorted away by security.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #34070 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:56:53 AM »

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on April 24, 2015, 08:55:06 AM

So apparently Sale tried to go fight Ourdano after the game. He apparently went to the Royals locker room and had to be escorted away by security.

what in the world

8manpick · « **Reply #34071 on:** April 24, 2015, 08:58:57 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on April 24, 2015, 08:27:48 AM

I think it's pretty clear that Eaton was pissed at Ventura because Ace threw a pitch before he was done with his "hold the bat over the plate for 3-4 seconds" routine. Our guy Yordano rightfully took exception to that and told him what he thought about that. Any good player would have done the same. Then the biggest piece of racist white trash in the MLB, Jeff Schwasticzija, decided he'd take that as an opportunity to try to get another cheap attack in on Lorenzo Cain. It's no wonder this organization has trouble finding fans even within their own city.

No kidding. For tonight's game (Friday night against the defending AL Champion and division rival Royals) I have tickets 15 rows behind home plate that cost $35 each, and I'm disappointed because they are getting cheaper than that on stubhub now. I mean, what? Similar Royals tickets are starting at $160.

kso_FAN · « **Reply #34072 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:00:11 AM »

Probably luked, but the MLB Network breakdown is really good: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/7417714/v86806783/?source=MLB&c_id=mlb&tcid=facebook_embedded_player

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #34073 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:00:24 AM »

Quote from: sys on April 24, 2015, 01:19:16 AM

Quote from: joda on April 24, 2015, 12:28:56 AM
Part of the reason I think Kazmir may have intentionally hit Cain the other day is their catcher barely moved.

the reason i think kazmir hit cain intentionally is because he threw like 89 strikes out of 90 pitches. with the other pitch, he hit cain.

This. iirc, he catcher was even set up outside on the pitch he threw at Cain

Greg, Harold and Dan appropriately blamed the white Sox for everything and noted that the Royals were justified in retaliating against all these crap bag teams because Moose, Gordo and Cain have been plunked 5, 5 and 4 times, respectively, 16 games into the season.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #34074 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:11:53 AM »

Quote from: mocat on April 24, 2015, 08:21:10 AM

let's play a game called "who is your least favorite player on each team in the AL Central, and why?"

Chicago: Gordon Beckham. why? keiton page, that's why.

Minnesota: Oswaldo Arcia. why? because he's a fuckface.

Detroit: V-Mart. why? because he is old and fat and he wears that mouthguard thing

Cleveland: i can name like 2 players on Cleveland so i'll revisit them after we play a series vs them

Kansas City: N/A, they are all tied for most favorite

Chicago: Dumb Notre Dame receiver, because, a million reasons
Minnesota: dunno. they are pretty irrelevant. I guess Escobar and Vargas because they are dorking up cool names.
Cleveland: I hate how good Kluber is, also, Kipnis has always seemed stupid
Detroit: V-Mart is correct