Author Topic: The Royals  (Read 4682620 times)

0 Members and 4 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27091
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33375 on: April 19, 2015, 04:06:53 PM »
erection lasting longer than 4 hours is about to happen over here folks

Offline sys

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 40523
  • your reputation will never recover, nor should it.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33376 on: April 19, 2015, 04:09:58 PM »
royalsroyalsroyals!!!
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

Offline pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46496
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33377 on: April 19, 2015, 04:10:14 PM »
nice comeback


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Offline joda

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3757
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33378 on: April 19, 2015, 04:10:37 PM »
erection lasting longer than 4 hours is about to happen over here folks

:boing:

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27091
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33379 on: April 19, 2015, 04:11:43 PM »
this rules

Online wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 30413
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33380 on: April 19, 2015, 04:12:18 PM »
it was gone as soon as it hit the bat, damn wind.  i went nuts.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Offline bubbles4ksu

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5488
  • Son of Pete
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33381 on: April 19, 2015, 04:13:13 PM »
the royals fanbase is v tucky
no crap? with you as a leading fan?

Offline bones129

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 12132
  • RUN! Tell all the other curs the Law's coming!
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33382 on: April 19, 2015, 04:22:43 PM »
 :royals:

Offline Stevesie60

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 17145
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33383 on: April 19, 2015, 04:24:59 PM »
The fanbase is divided very strangely. Some people I thought would be tucky are all in on the Royals, and some people I didn't imagine being tucky might as well be A's fans.

Offline sys

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 40523
  • your reputation will never recover, nor should it.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33384 on: April 19, 2015, 04:30:30 PM »
a lot depends on winning.  if the royals had lost a tight game today with 14 players ejected, i'd be shaking my damn head.  but since they won, i'm like, my only regret is that herrera didn't break that fuckshit's ribs.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

Offline joda

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3757
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33385 on: April 19, 2015, 04:33:05 PM »
What's funny about all this is around this time last year the A's where throwing at a guys knee because of what they felt was dirty play.

Offline Dual Ju

  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 248
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33386 on: April 19, 2015, 04:47:28 PM »
Quote
Sean Doolittle @whatwouldDOOdo  ·  54m 54 minutes ago
Don't point at your head after you throw at someone that's hot garbage

It's about time someone admitted Brett Lawrie is hot garbage.

Online wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 30413
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33387 on: April 19, 2015, 04:51:01 PM »
I dont understand why we threw at lawrie again? This part of baseball is weird.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Offline Pete

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29278
  • T-Shirt KSU Football Fan, Loves Lawrence and KU
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33388 on: April 19, 2015, 05:00:08 PM »
Screw the A's, and screw baseball traditions.  I like that we do what we want.

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33389 on: April 19, 2015, 05:00:45 PM »
Yeah, Lawrie is a bitch.

Offline sys

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 40523
  • your reputation will never recover, nor should it.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33390 on: April 19, 2015, 05:11:07 PM »
I dont understand why we threw at lawrie again? This part of baseball is weird.

who would you have preferred, the guy with the glasses?  i don't think it's fair to hit him just because he looks unusual.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

Offline j-dub

  • fattyfest dance champion '14
  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 4782
  • "I wanna get hurt!"
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33391 on: April 19, 2015, 05:15:00 PM »
anyone who doesn't embrace this team and everything that they've done is a complete oscar weber and can just gtfo
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

Online wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 30413
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33392 on: April 19, 2015, 05:22:38 PM »
I dont understand why we threw at lawrie again? This part of baseball is weird.

who would you have preferred, the guy with the glasses?  i don't think it's fair to hit him just because he looks unusual.

We threw at him yesterday and hit him with a high 90s fastball.  Do we just keep throwing at him every time we play until he dies? 
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85333
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33393 on: April 19, 2015, 05:25:11 PM »
ok

Online Tobias

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29146
  • hypoclique lieutenant
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33394 on: April 19, 2015, 05:25:46 PM »

Offline sys

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 40523
  • your reputation will never recover, nor should it.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33395 on: April 19, 2015, 05:28:42 PM »
We threw at him yesterday and hit him with a high 90s fastball.  Do we just keep throwing at him every time we play until he dies?

they hit cain's million dollar foot.  the royals have already had 14 players hit by a pitch, and have lost a starter for significant time because of it.  kc has the right to defend their hitters.  it didn't have to be lawrie, but why not him?

"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

Online wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 30413
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33396 on: April 19, 2015, 05:33:03 PM »
We threw at him yesterday and hit him with a high 90s fastball.  Do we just keep throwing at him every time we play until he dies?

they hit cain's million dollar foot.  the royals have already had 14 players hit by a pitch, and have lost a starter for significant time because of it.  kc has the right to defend their hitters.  it didn't have to be lawrie, but why not him?



Oh, I thought we were still trying to send a message about the slide into escobar. Its hard to keep all the beefs straight when we get hit by a pitch every game.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Offline sys

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 40523
  • your reputation will never recover, nor should it.
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33397 on: April 19, 2015, 05:35:52 PM »
Its hard to keep all the beefs straight when we get hit by a pitch every game.

yes, it has to be stopped.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

Offline mocat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 39143
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33398 on: April 19, 2015, 05:46:44 PM »
that morales hit was just amazing stuff. i love when hosmer scores and gets all fired up and the fans go nuts and wow, intense MLB in april.

Offline mocat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 39143
    • View Profile
Re: The Royals
« Reply #33399 on: April 19, 2015, 05:53:57 PM »
this is a recap of the season so far:

-butthurt white sox trying to hit all our players? meh, sweep. yawn. outscored them 21-7.

-butthurt angels out for revenge in their home opening series? oh yeah we swept the eff out of them too. 19-8.

-upstart twins just hired their hoiberg who sucks at coaching, so ned throws them a bone (after putting up double digits on their opening day of course) to keep him around a few more years. still outscored them 18-14

-butthurt a's out for revenge by trying to break alcides's leg? oh yeah we bring in the flame thrower and throw at his big dumb head and take the series. oh and alcides's leg didn't even break you idiots! hahaha can't even break legs properly.