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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2014, 02:18:13 PM »
we gave you deloss, you owe us


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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2014, 02:22:35 PM »
Listen, if you don't, it's okay. I'll just have my wife reach out to Sally. I was just trying to save myself some embarrassment.

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2014, 02:26:40 PM »
I mean, is Matt just rolling around in the Lincoln like a boss.   You just know that Hollywood Elites and Too Cool for Schoolers with their Tesla's and Bentley's et. al. are all like "say what . . ." when they see a Lincoln roll up, and then Matt gets out . . .  I bet he smells like . . . Malibu






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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2014, 02:28:15 PM »
Texas is a basketball school now. That's just how it is.

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2014, 02:42:11 PM »
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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2014, 02:43:00 PM »
I for one am really excited to play our best friends. 

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2014, 03:11:56 PM »
I, for one, hope to be on hand in MHK Saturday to welcome our orange clad brethren from the south to the garden spot of Kansas.  Welcome Bevos!  :babywillie:
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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2014, 03:13:10 PM »
Texas is surely ranked in the top 5. Should be a great matchup. Hope we pull another upset.


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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2014, 03:18:25 PM »
I mean, is Matt just rolling around in the Lincoln like a boss.   You just know that Hollywood Elites and Too Cool for Schoolers with their Tesla's and Bentley's et. al. are all like "say what . . ." when they see a Lincoln roll up, and then Matt gets out . . .  I bet he smells like . . . Malibu

He has been one of the toughest scents for me to nail down.  Could it be beachy?  Sure.  But also rustic and woodsy with those Texas roots.  I then think it could be sandalwood, but that seems to soft for him.

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2014, 03:19:14 PM »
Just jump already you attention whore.

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2014, 03:20:10 PM »
what would romeo rose do?

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2014, 03:22:58 PM »
what would romeo rose do?

Pine for that troll with the horn growing out of her forehead?

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2014, 03:28:31 PM »
University of Texas is my second favorite college
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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2014, 03:29:32 PM »
For a while there, I actually practiced Texas, State, Conference. 


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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2014, 03:31:49 PM »
Yup, sorry little bros, but it's ttsc for me
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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2014, 03:32:14 PM »
Rumblings that Stonestreet is filming a major boss Lincoln commercial just like MM's

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2014, 04:18:36 PM »
That's a good call by them.  Nothing makes me wants to buy something more than when someone slaps an unattractive fat pud on it or in it or next to it (as long as he's touching it).  #marketing
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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2014, 05:20:38 PM »
Now that Mack is gone Snyder's gonna go full on balls and taint kicking.Better get something to bite,it's gonna be painful.

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2014, 05:24:31 PM »
Might need to consult @TexAgs for a ruling on this one.

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2014, 05:26:27 PM »
Texas is surely ranked in the top 5. Should be a great matchup. Hope we pull another upset.

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2014, 05:27:58 PM »
Just jump already you attention whore.


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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2014, 05:28:47 PM »

we're the best 3-4 team in the nation

worked for ron prince! :ohno:

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Re: help talk me off the ledge
« Reply #49 on: October 21, 2014, 01:29:39 AM »
I mean, is Matt just rolling around in the Lincoln like a boss.   You just know that Hollywood Elites and Too Cool for Schoolers with their Tesla's and Bentley's et. al. are all like "say what . . ." when they see a Lincoln roll up, and then Matt gets out . . .  I bet he smells like . . . Malibu

He has been one of the toughest scents for me to nail down.  Could it be beachy?  Sure.  But also rustic and woodsy with those Texas roots.  I then think it could be sandalwood, but that seems to soft for him.
Matt's gonna make one helluva HFC for the horns one day... Superstar actor turned legendary head coach for his alma mater, I mean that stuff just writes itself.