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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2011, 09:56:40 PM »
a co-workers 5 year old proceeded to tell me about his transformer toys for a good 5 minutes today 
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2011, 10:21:38 PM »
oh man the horror.   that must have really sucked.  for the 5 year old.  to have to talk to your mongloidian face.


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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2011, 10:32:55 PM »
Baby shower! If you don't contribute to the reason you're covering my ass for a month, you're a terrible person!
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2012, 01:54:51 PM »
OH eff!  :dubious:

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2012, 01:57:08 PM »

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2012, 02:00:00 PM »
It's probably 15 feet from me right now.  Time to fake a phone call. 

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2012, 02:01:46 PM »
It's probably 15 feet from me right now.  Time to fake a phone call. 

When I get my baby in the mail, I'm bringing it straight to your office, then BOOM! popping over to your wife's office and then sending you pics of me and your wife and my wife and my baby that I made with my wife all smiling and then I will text it straight to your fat face as your stuff it full of larabars and bbs.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2012, 02:02:45 PM »
It's probably 15 feet from me right now.  Time to fake a phone call. 

When I get my baby in the mail, I'm bringing it straight to your office, then BOOM! popping over to your wife's office and then sending you pics of me and your wife and my wife and my baby that I made with my wife all smiling and then I will text it straight to your fat face as your stuff it full of larabars and bbs.

sorry kk, on the phone. you'll have to come by later. 

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2012, 02:03:47 PM »
uh oh, this phone call's getting heated.  I'm going to have to shut the door. 

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2014, 05:25:56 PM »
good god, baby going through the office. I don't want to be rude, but I also don't want to step out and see your baby and pretend to be surprised.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2014, 05:32:01 PM »
Great bump.
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2014, 06:07:12 PM »
in this thread, i learned that raquetcat is asian.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2014, 06:12:16 PM »
I'm not good at pretending that I don't dislike babies, or really any child under the age of 12, or really most humans under the age of 18.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2014, 06:18:16 PM »
Saw an Amish group roll through today with about a dozen kids 6 and under.  Not a damn peep from any of them.  Really impressive.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2014, 07:20:33 PM »
I'm not good at pretending that I don't dislike babies, or really any child under the age of 12, or really most humans under the age of 18.

The thing is, I really like kids and babies, but I hate the show-and-tell shitshow. I don't want to like a baby as part of a look-at-me parade.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2014, 02:19:58 PM »
it's weird, because i like most baby mammals.
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2014, 04:08:03 PM »
Babies are very boring
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #42 on: October 27, 2014, 10:26:47 AM »
in this thread, i learned that raquetcat is asian.
How in the world did you draw that conclusion?

Also, I'm very anti baby in the office, but all my co workers want me to bring my baby to the office for a baby parade.  I have determined that I really don't care about other people's kids like at all, but love my kids a bunch, does this make me a bad person?
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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #43 on: October 27, 2014, 10:35:13 AM »
Not at all.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #44 on: October 27, 2014, 10:40:19 AM »
it's weird, because i like most baby mammals.
Maybe it is a lack of respect, aren't human babies the most helpless and dependent of all new born mammals?

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #45 on: October 27, 2014, 10:43:07 AM »
I don't like it either you guys.  Fortunately, here in SD, it never happens.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #46 on: October 27, 2014, 04:36:12 PM »
Babies are awesome, especially the startle response in the first 8 weeks.  Most of you that don't like babies have likely induced that response.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #47 on: October 27, 2014, 05:17:31 PM »
I don't care for babies or kids, like, at all. Except for Kat Kid's progeny, they're the exception.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #48 on: October 27, 2014, 05:20:15 PM »
Again, I really like kids, but hate the office parade.

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Re: BABY IN THE OFFICE!
« Reply #49 on: October 27, 2014, 05:25:24 PM »
Kids terrify me.