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Cave talk!
« on: April 17, 2014, 11:33:51 AM »
As you all know, I squatted in a cave until it became my own.  I love caves, so ITT we talk caves.

I will get it started, when I drove to St. Louis one time to get a a case of Bud for my cave, as I drove over the Missouri river I saw some pretty amazing caves in the Limestone above the river.  You can see them from the highway, they look increds.  Does anyone else know about some great caves?  How about when you were kids, ever go cave exploring?

Also, what is your favorite movie about caves (mine is the Cruds).


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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2014, 11:34:42 AM »
I love caves.

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2014, 11:35:35 AM »
SCUBA diving in caves is awesome.

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2014, 11:36:10 AM »
Caves, man...

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2014, 11:36:59 AM »
I like shame caves, probably my fave type.

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2014, 11:37:06 AM »
world's largest water cave in my home country, pretty elite


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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2014, 11:41:10 AM »
I visited a cave here in NC a couple of years ago. We went in real far and they turned the lights off inside for about 15 seconds. It was complete abscence of light. Total darkeness. I think we had to be 600 feet in or something crazy. It was fun.

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2014, 11:42:25 AM »
i'm pretty neutral on caves

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2014, 11:42:37 AM »
They did that in the cave in NW Arkansas. They also said, that if you stayed in there for like more than 4 days with no light. You'd become blind.  :ohno:

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2014, 11:43:52 AM »
saul - protips on wifi signal in my cave?  that crap works terrible down here

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2014, 11:47:42 AM »
They did that in the cave in NW Arkansas. They also said, that if you stayed in there for like more than 4 days with no light. You'd become blind.  :ohno:
I thought it took a lot longer than 4 days, but they did say that you would go blind if you stayed in there. Google that crap and let me know how long it really would take.

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2014, 11:49:38 AM »
Caves scare the ever living crap out of me.  :ohno:

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2014, 11:50:33 AM »
I don't like them never have never will.  Now trees there's a badass place to make a home.

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2014, 11:51:16 AM »
where do you take a crap? like just in the way back of the cave and then spray that puppy with Lysol?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2014, 11:55:04 AM »
where do you take a crap? like just in the way back of the cave and then spray that puppy with Lysol?

Or you could just go outside and crap on the grass like any other civilized person would. Good grief, try using your head.

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2014, 11:56:43 AM »
where do you take a crap? like just in the way back of the cave and then spray that puppy with Lysol?

Or you could just go outside and crap on the grass like any other civilized person would. Good grief, try using your head.

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2014, 11:57:34 AM »
Is there something you need to tell us?
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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2014, 11:57:52 AM »
where do you take a crap? like just in the way back of the cave and then spray that puppy with Lysol?

Or you could just go outside and crap on the grass like any other civilized person would. Good grief, try using your head.
Probably bumped it on a that rock ceiling in the cave. (cave humor is really lame)

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2014, 12:02:02 PM »
cave



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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2014, 12:02:42 PM »
Dobber, google search says everything from 3 days, to weeks, to a month to become blind. Nobody knows wtf they're talking about, but it is a thing.  :thumbs:

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2014, 12:04:10 PM »
cave



not a certified catcave yet. needs more purple
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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2014, 12:07:30 PM »
I like caves, I remember when I was little trying to remember the difference between Stalagmite's and Stalactite's, its cave 101.

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2014, 12:13:01 PM »
cave



not a certified catcave yet. needs more purple

it's not mine man, but it is a cat cave


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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2014, 12:14:37 PM »
Dobber, google search says everything from 3 days, to weeks, to a month to become blind. Nobody knows wtf they're talking about, but it is a thing:thumbs:
:thumbs: but  :ohno: if you are stuck in a cave and you don't know if you have 3 days or 3 months to irreversable blindness!

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Re: Cave talk!
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2014, 12:16:02 PM »
where do you take a crap? like just in the way back of the cave and then spray that puppy with Lysol?

Or you could just go outside and crap on the grass like any other civilized person would. Good grief, try using your head.

well you didn't tell me you could just walk out of the cave :don'tcare:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.