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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on July 10, 2012, 11:01:35 AM
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So, everyone connected already knows that the bigshots in the Big12 (TX, OU, KSU) have been discussing for years the best way to tell Iowa State to hit the road. I think it's finally time we pull the trigger. Their school is an absolute laughingstock and is probably the only reason that ND hasn't already joined the conference. Ames is the biggest shithole on the planet. Their fans are extremely ugly. Their inclusion in the Big12 is probably costing us about $4 million in TV revenue per school. Nobody likes them so it's not like some teams in our conference would put up a fight for them. Those in the know tell me that the vote would be 9-1 to kick their asses to the curb. Thoughts? Is now the time?
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I would love to see them ACCelerate out of the conference.
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Every conference has a bottom feeder. How would if affect the confy if every team was extremely good at sports? Having ISU is a guaranteed W for most schools, it's like an extra bye week. I'm not so sure about this idea.
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Every conference has a bottom feeder. How would if affect the confy if every team was extremely good at sports? Having ISU is a guaranteed W for most schools, it's like an extra bye week. I'm not so sure about this idea.
I think Tech has been doing a nice job of getting themselves to bottom feeder status alongside KU. Tech has been working very hard at it past couple years.
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Every conference has a bottom feeder. How would if affect the confy if every team was extremely good at sports? Having ISU is a guaranteed W for most schools, it's like an extra bye week. I'm not so sure about this idea.
That is what Tech is for.
Time for them to GTFO
Edit: oh man, good job WCNK
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Every conference has a bottom feeder. How would if affect the confy if every team was extremely good at sports? Having ISU is a guaranteed W for most schools, it's like an extra bye week. I'm not so sure about this idea.
that is an important point and one that the heavy weights in the conference have considered. but, it helps if your perennially poorest performing teams have fan support or can draw TV ratings. ISU has neither.
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Has anyone ever seen a good looking ISU fan? Serious question.
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They did cost the Big12 a shot at the national title last year.
And for what? So they could lock up their moldy coach until he drowns during the next rain of over 1.5 inches?
Not worth it. Goodbye and good riddance.
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Has anyone ever seen a good looking ISU fan? Serious question.
Get ready for the Demi Moore bullshit train.
ProTip: she isn't all that.
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Is the problem how to break the news to them? I'll do it.
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Has anyone ever seen a good looking ISU fan? Serious question.
I know for a fact there are at least 2 good looking ISU chics.... I also know they were easy.
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Is the problem how to break the news to them? I'll do it.
We propose a deal: they go undefeated in the confy this year and they get to stay.
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seems mean guys, try walking a mile in there rain boots.
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ugh, yes. talk about a drain on the conference.
Iowa State = Dead Weight.
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I remember in the late '90's when I lived down in OK. Sports talk radio was all about kickin' Baylor out of the conference because they didn't belong and they were really horrible in every sport. Well looked what happened to Baylor.
Thanks SD. Now that this is a talking point, in 14 years, ISU is going to have pretty good football, MBB, and WBB teams and a Heisman Trophy winner and then they will be in the conference for ever.
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I remember in the late '90's when I lived down in OK. Sports talk radio was all about kickin' Baylor out of the conference because they didn't belong and they were really horrible in every sport. Well looked what happened to Baylor.
Thanks SD. Now that this is a talking point, in 14 years, ISU is going to have pretty good football, MBB, and WBB teams and a Heisman Trophy winner and then they will be in the conference for ever.
I think we can all agree that ISU is no Baylor
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If the rumors are true that ND has agreed to join on the condition that we kick ISU out then how can we not move now? Is there even a financial penalty for voting out an underperforming program?
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We almost got kicked out of the Big 8 in the mid-80's because of the state of our football program. Flood aggies are at least fielding a head coach that looks pretty excited.
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But is it really worth losing the Big 12's footprint in Iowa?
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YES
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We would have a bigger footprint in Iowa if we replaced ISU with UNI or Drake imo. Both have had more recent success and both are MUCH more well respected nationally (not that we would ever consider adding either, just as a comparison).
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We would have a bigger footprint in Iowa if we replaced ISU with UNI or Drake imo. Both have had more recent success and both are MUCH more well respected nationally (not that we would ever consider adding either, just as a comparison).
the only drawback i could see is that we'll lose a great wrestling program. :dunno:
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We would have a bigger footprint in Iowa if we replaced ISU with UNI or Drake imo. Both have had more recent success and both are MUCH more well respected nationally (not that we would ever consider adding either, just as a comparison).
the only drawback i could see is that we'll lose a great wrestling program. :dunno:
First MU, now ISU. The conference is struggling to hold it's position as the elite wrestling conference.
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We would have a bigger footprint in Iowa if we replaced ISU with UNI or Drake imo. Both have had more recent success and both are MUCH more well respected nationally (not that we would ever consider adding either, just as a comparison).
the only drawback i could see is that we'll lose a great wrestling program. :dunno:
I don't really see that as a drawback at all.
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frankly I think we would be well served to drop all ties with iowa schools and try to get into a more nationally relevant state, like south dakota or wyoming
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Iowa State would be a nice geographic bridge in the Big East between Louisville and Boise. And the Big East will need a 14th team in 2015, so, hey, it all makes sense.
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We would have a bigger footprint in Iowa if we replaced ISU with UNI or Drake imo. Both have had more recent success and both are MUCH more well respected nationally (not that we would ever consider adding either, just as a comparison).
the only drawback i could see is that we'll lose a great wrestling program. :dunno:
I don't really see that as a drawback at all.
agree to disagree, NK.
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Teams ISU is more valuable than:
Montana State
ummm.....
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I've spent several Thanksgivings in Iowa and can't think of ever seeing any actual ISU fans. The neighbors did fly an ND flag, tho...
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My neighbor has a family friend working at the Big XII offices. :gocho:
Anyway, he's telling me that there isn't anything on paper yet to get rid of ISU, but he did say that this isn't the first time this topic has come up (and he told me that the first time was even before all conference realignment started). fwiw
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My neighbor has a family friend working at the Big XII offices. :gocho:
Anyway, he's telling me that there isn't anything on paper yet to get rid of ISU, but he did say that this isn't the first time this topic has come up (and he told me that the first time was even before all conference realignment started). fwiw
No doubt it came as the result of KSU vision.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsujXw267XQ&t=25s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsujXw267XQ&t=25s)
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With the ethanol industry about to lose their federal subsidies it might be a good time to dump them. Probably the best time ever?
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They bring zero value to the conference, and are reportedly an obstacle to progress.
I'd be shocked if the conference wasn't actively securing the required unanimous vote to kick them out, which is possible to do.
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They bring zero value to the conference, and are reportedly an obstacle to progress.
I'd be shocked if the conference wasn't actively securing the required unanimous vote to kick them out, which is possible to do.
i can't think of anyone who would try and stop it. maybe us, but I doubt it. 'specially with the animal at the helm.
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With the last of their campus washed away in yet another flood, do they bring anything to the table at all? If they had any pride, they'd remove themselves.
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They are one of our "smart" schools, but we seem to be getting rid of those anyway.
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They are one of our "smart" schools, but we seem to be getting rid of those anyway.
if smart is some kind of code word for poor, ugly, smelly losers who are idiots then I guess your statement would be correct.
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Think hard and try to name the best ISU football player of the past 10 years
Pretty hard huh?
The only ones I came up with were Stanzi(Only because he is a chefs backup)and the guy with the indian name who played for the seahawks.
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Think hard and try to name the best ISU football player of the past 10 years
Pretty hard huh?
The only ones I came up with were Stanzi(Only because he is a chefs backup)and the guy with the indian name who played for the seahawks.
That OT with the long hair that the Raiders drafted 2nd. Was that within the last 10 years?
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lets weigh the positives and the negatives out here....
I'll start
Positives:
There unis are close to USC's!
The Powercat was created by the same guy that made the hawkeye!
Negatives:
Ames is somehow more boring then western ks
there football stadium looks like manhattan highs only bigger
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Think hard and try to name the best ISU football player of the past 10 years
Pretty hard huh?
The only ones I came up with were Stanzi(Only because he is a chefs backup)and the guy with the indian name who played for the seahawks.
That OT with the long hair that the Raiders drafted 2nd. Was that within the last 10 years?
I'm a pretty big NFL fan and I literally have now idea who you are talking about.
We wont miss them.
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Think hard and try to name the best ISU football player of the past 10 years
Pretty hard huh?
The only ones I came up with were Stanzi(Only because he is a chefs backup)and the guy with the indian name who played for the seahawks.
Wasn't there a running back named Darrin Davis or something. May have been more than 10 yrs ago. Was the only ISU fb'er I ever remember having any success against WildWildCats.
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Think hard and try to name the best ISU football player of the past 10 years
Pretty hard huh?
The only ones I came up with were Stanzi(Only because he is a chefs backup)and the guy with the indian name who played for the seahawks.
Wasn't there a running back named Darrin Davis or something. May have been more than 10 yrs ago. Was the only ISU fb'er I ever remember having any success against WildWildCats.
Now that you mention it the name does sound familiar. A quick google search tells me his name is TROY Davis and he ran for 2,000 yards in 2 consecutive seasons but still no one cared because FloodAggy won like 2 games both seasons.
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Seneca was good, but that was practically a lifetime ago and shouldn't be taken into consideration. Plus he got his ass kicked when he played in MHK on TBS Big Play Saturday while Dlew watched from his friend's birthday party.
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gotta be honest, fellas. i may look like a buffoon for this, but i could have sworn that we kicked them out of the conference 3 or 4 years ago. I'm at a loss for words.
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Think hard and try to name the best ISU football player of the past 10 years
Pretty hard huh?
The only ones I came up with were Stanzi(Only because he is a chefs backup)and the guy with the indian name who played for the seahawks.
That OT with the long hair that the Raiders drafted 2nd. Was that within the last 10 years?
Stanzi and Gallery both played for Iowa or maybe that was the joke.
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They are one of our "smart" schools, but we seem to be getting rid of those anyway.
if smart is some kind of code word for poor, ugly, smelly losers who are idiots then I guess your statement would be correct.
Smart schools don't build on floodplains.
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Think hard and try to name the best ISU football player of the past 10 years
Pretty hard huh?
The only ones I came up with were Stanzi(Only because he is a chefs backup)and the guy with the indian name who played for the seahawks.
Wasn't there a running back named Darrin Davis or something. May have been more than 10 yrs ago. Was the only ISU fb'er I ever remember having any success against WildWildCats.
Now that you mention it the name does sound familiar. A quick google search tells me his name is TROY Davis and he ran for 2,000 yards in 2 consecutive seasons but still no one cared because FloodAggy won like 2 games both seasons.
Darren is Troy's little brother. A quick google search tells me he played at ISU from 1996 to 1999.
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gotta be honest, fellas. i may look like a buffoon for this, but i could have sworn that we kicked them out of the conference 3 or 4 years ago. I'm at a loss for words.
Yeah, isn't that why we played them at Arrowhead? Just thought we really liked an easy out of conference win every year :dunno:
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Didn't they have a running back named Stevie Nicks? I don't know if he was any good or not but I remember our team being terrible and giving up a bunch of yards to Stevie Nicks one year.
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Seneca was good, but that was practically a lifetime ago and shouldn't be taken into consideration. Plus he got his ass kicked when he played in MHK on TBS Big Play Saturday while Dlew watched from his friend's birthday party.
god that was a great game. isu was all, hey guys, we're good this year! 58-7 :lol:
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OMG you guys. On the way out of the office for a late lunch just now I stopped by the car of this ISU grad I work with. He's got one of those license plate rings with ISU and the B12 logo on it. Says alumni. Whatever. Anyway, I was prying that off of his car when he walked up behind me and asked me what I was doing. Typical ISU loser attitude about it too. So, I stand up and walk up to him laughing like it was some joke. He kind of starts to laugh too like maybe he thinks it was and I deck the crap out of him. Drop him right there in the parking lot and his nose is like a rough ridin' fountain of blood. Got it all over his suit. I am going to get a barbacoa bowl at chipotle and think about other reasons we should kick them out.
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Oh really fools? Who had the higher attendance in football? Who did better in basketball? Out of the conference??? Yeah my ***. If you don't know ISU players in the NFL maybe you should watch the NFL more often. Hobbs, Wallace, Heyward just to name a few. I even know a few KSU players in the NFL. Stop being so biased towards your team and actually watch football. And any B12 fan wanting those pansies from ND to come to our conference are idiots. Screw ND.
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SD, was his hair red? I think I know who you're talking about. I think I saw his cousin at Wendy's for lunch.
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Oh really fools? Who had the higher attendance in football? Who did better in basketball? Out of the conference??? Yeah my ***. If you don't know ISU players in the NFL maybe you should watch the NFL more often. Hobbs, Wallace, Heyward just to name a few. I even know a few KSU players in the NFL. Stop being so biased towards your team and actually watch football. And any B12 fan wanting those pansies from ND to come to our conference are idiots. Screw ND.
Never heard of any of those guys. Honestly, they sound made up.
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Oh and we've played at Arrowhead the past few years because your school knew that nobody wanted to go to a ****hole like Manhattan for a game so ISU thought they'd be nice and give up one of their own games. Only place worth going to in Kansas is KC, and not all of it is even in your state!!
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Oh really fools? Who had the higher attendance in football? Who did better in basketball? Out of the conference??? Yeah my ***. If you don't know ISU players in the NFL maybe you should watch the NFL more often. Hobbs, Wallace, Heyward just to name a few. I even know a few KSU players in the NFL. Stop being so biased towards your team and actually watch football. And any B12 fan wanting those pansies from ND to come to our conference are idiots. Screw ND.
Never heard of any of those guys. Honestly, they sound made up.
he made them up
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Kicking them out now would be better for them anyway. I mean, once everything goes superconfy, they are done anyway. Doing it now will give them a chance to position themselves better for when the superconfy thing happens.
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail...
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Exactly why ISU is a smart school and KSU isn't. Trolling is over. Have fun queers!
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ISU would have a chance to compete in the new Big East or the MAC. You would think they would see the advantages of this. Unfortunately, they are very stupid.
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Honestly I think they're better suited with schools like Toledo, UTEP, Tulane, and Northern Illinois. Would make a pretty decent conference. :dunno:
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Oh really fools? Who had the higher attendance in football? Who did better in basketball? Out of the conference??? Yeah my ***. If you don't know ISU players in the NFL maybe you should watch the NFL more often. Hobbs, Wallace, Heyward just to name a few. I even know a few KSU players in the NFL. Stop being so biased towards your team and actually watch football. And any B12 fan wanting those pansies from ND to come to our conference are idiots. Screw ND.
Never heard of any of those guys. Honestly, they sound made up.
he made them up
Thanks, just wanted to double check. I googled them on Alta Vista but didn't get any hits.
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are you saying smart schools are better at making up NFL'er names and having their gingers get dropped in Omaha parking lots.
I don't get what this proves :dunno:
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Have fun queers!
Paul is not proud of this behavior.
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Just got a text from my gf
GF- "Do you have anything going on the weekend of Oct 13th? Thats when KSU Plays at Iowa State"
Me- "No plans, and no i do not want to go to the game"
GF- "Me either, i am thinking about moving that weekend and I figured it would be an easy win so you could help me"
Me- "Sounds good"
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Listen, I get that Snyder got his start there under Ferentz and everything, but they haven't done anything since he left. Synder was the only thing keeping that program afloat, and he went off to a greener pastures.
SMELL YA LATER, DUMMIES!
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Oh really fools? Who had the higher attendance in football? Who did better in basketball? Out of the conference??? Yeah my ***. If you don't know ISU players in the NFL maybe you should watch the NFL more often. Hobbs, Wallace, Heyward just to name a few. I even know a few KSU players in the NFL. Stop being so biased towards your team and actually watch football. And any B12 fan wanting those pansies from ND to come to our conference are idiots. Screw ND.
Never heard of any of those guys. Honestly, they sound made up.
he made them up
Thanks, just wanted to double check. I googled them on Alta Vista but didn't get any hits.
Clearly named a cartoon character, a Scottish historical figure and then just said Hey! and word! and tried to pass them off as nflers. Note how no one here tried to make a ksu list, because it would take too long. Other than carson palmer, i don't think they've had any pros at all.
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Talked to my source again. The reasons that ND is giving the conference about not wanting to play in the B12 if ISU is in it are the same reasons we've been talking about for years. Not really surprising but good to know we are on the same page. The conference needs to move quickly on this and I'm hearing all of the other presidents are behind it. None want to look like the bad guy which is the only thing holding this up.
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Good point Dlew. If Snyds doesn't learn from Ferentz then there is no DOD. Thanks Iowa. Friends? :D
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Exactly why ISU is a smart school and KSU isn't. Trolling is over. Have fun queers!
Homophobia probably should be added to the list of reasons why we're kicking them out of the conference.
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Exactly why ISU is a smart school and KSU isn't. Trolling is over. Have fun queers!
Homophobia probably should be added to the list of reasons why we're kicking them out of the conference.
yeah, they hate minorities as well
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Exactly why ISU is a smart school and KSU isn't. Trolling is over. Have fun queers!
Homophobia probably should be added to the list of reasons why we're kicking them out of the conference.
yeah, they hate minorities as well
Oh man, it's too bad they are horrible at football an that their state offers no benefit for the conference their school belongs to. Otherwise their level of homophobia and bigotry would make them an easy fit for the SEC.
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(http://www.thewizofodds.com/.a/6a00e553e551d188340133f3024281970b-500wi)
LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX. LOOK AT IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.
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Oh really fools? Who had the higher attendance in football? Who did better in basketball? Out of the conference??? Yeah my ***. If you don't know ISU players in the NFL maybe you should watch the NFL more often. Hobbs, Wallace, Heyward just to name a few. I even know a few KSU players in the NFL. Stop being so biased towards your team and actually watch football. And any B12 fan wanting those pansies from ND to come to our conference are idiots. Screw ND.
Is *** even a word? Looks like 3 of those symbols. Thought words had to have vowels?
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Oh really fools? Who had the higher attendance in football? Who did better in basketball? Out of the conference??? Yeah my ***. If you don't know ISU players in the NFL maybe you should watch the NFL more often. Hobbs, Wallace, Heyward just to name a few. I even know a few KSU players in the NFL. Stop being so biased towards your team and actually watch football. And any B12 fan wanting those pansies from ND to come to our conference are idiots. Screw ND.
Is *** even a word? Looks like 3 of those symbols. Thought words had to have vowels?
On the topic of wordplay, how's this for a pseudonym?
IOWA
Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around
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Diarrhea (from the Greek ????????, ??? dia "through" + ??? rheo "flow" meaning "flowing through"[2]), also spelled diarrhoea, is the condition of having three or more loose or liquid bowel movements per day.[3] It is a common cause of death in developing countries and the second most common cause of infant deaths worldwide. The loss of fluids through diarrhea can cause dehydration and electrolyte disturbances such as potassium deficiency or other salt imbalances. In 2009 diarrhea was estimated to have caused 1.1 million deaths in people aged 5 and over[4] and 1.5 million deaths in children under the age of 5.[1] Oral rehydration solutions (ORS) with modest amounts of salts and zinc tablets are the treatment of choice and have been estimated to have saved 50 million children in the past 25 years.[1] ORS should be begun at early as possible. Vomiting often occurs during the first hour or two of treatment with ORS, but this seldom prevents successful rehydration as most of the fluid is still absorbed. The World Health Organization (WHO) recommends that if a child vomits, to wait five or ten minutes and then start again more slowly. Homemade solutions recommended by WHO include salted drinks (e.g. salted rice water or a salted yoghurt drink) and vegetable or chicken soup with salt. If available, supplemental potassium, as well as supplemental zinc, can be added to or given with this homemade solution. It's also recommended that persons with diarrhea, if able, continue or resume eating as this speeds recovery of normal intestinal function and generally leads to diarrhea of shorter duration. Clean plain water can be one of several fluids given.[5] There are commercial solutions such as Pedialyte, and relief agencies such as UNICEF widely distribute packets of salts and sugar. A homemade solution can be made by adding between one-half to one teaspoon of salt (about 2-3 grams) and six teaspoons sugar (about 18 grams) to one liter of water[5][6]. If the person drinks solutions with too much sugar or too much salt, these can draw fluid from the body to the bowel, cause osmotic diarrhea, and make dehydration worse.[5] In a WHO publication, it's stated that a homemade Oral rehydration solution (ORS) should approximately have the “taste of tears.”[7]
Diarrhea is defined by the World Health Organization as having three or more loose or liquid stools per day, or as having more stools than is normal for that person.[3]
SecretorySecretory diarrhea means that there is an increase in the active secretion, or there is an inhibition of absorption. There is little to no structural damage. The most common cause of this type of diarrhea is a cholera toxin that stimulates the secretion of anions, especially chloride ions. Therefore, to maintain a charge balance in the lumen, sodium is carried with it, along with water. In this type of diarrhea intestinal fluid secretion is isotonic with plasma even during fasting.[8] It continues even when there is no oral food intake.
OsmoticOsmotic diarrhea occurs when too much water is drawn into the bowels. If a person drinks solutions with excessive sugar or excessive salt, these can draw water from the body into the bowel and cause osmotic diarrhea.[5] Osmotic diarrhea can also be the result of maldigestion (e.g., pancreatic disease or Coeliac disease), in which the nutrients are left in the lumen to pull in water. Or it can be caused by osmotic laxatives (which work to alleviate constipation by drawing water into the bowels). In healthy individuals, too much magnesium or vitamin C or undigested lactose can produce osmotic diarrhea and distention of the bowel. A person who has lactose intolerance can have difficulty absorbing lactose after an extraordinarily high intake of dairy products. In persons who have fructose malabsorption, excess fructose intake can also cause diarrhea. High-fructose foods that also have a high glucose content are more absorbable and less likely to cause diarrhea. Sugar alcohols such as sorbitol (often found in sugar-free foods) are difficult for the body to absorb and, in large amounts, may lead to osmotic diarrhea.[8] In most of these cases, osmotic diarrhea stops when offending agent (e.g. milk, sorbitol) is stopped.
ExudativeExudative diarrhea occurs with the presence of blood and pus in the stool. This occurs with inflammatory bowel diseases, such as Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis, and other severe infections such as E. coli or other forms of food poisoning.[8]
Motility-relatedMotility-related diarrhea is caused by the rapid movement of food through the intestines (hypermotility). If the food moves too quickly through the gastrointestinal tract, there is not enough time for sufficient nutrients and water to be absorbed. This can be due to a vagotomy or diabetic neuropathy, or a complication of menstruation[citation needed]. Hyperthyroidism can produce hypermotility and lead to pseudodiarrhea and occasionally real diarrhea. Diarrhea can be treated with antimotility agents (such as loperamide). Hypermotility can be observed in people who have had portions of their bowel removed, allowing less total time for absorption of nutrients.
InflammatoryInflammatory diarrhea occurs when there is damage to the mucosal lining or brush border, which leads to a passive loss of protein-rich fluids, and a decreased ability to absorb these lost fluids. Features of all three of the other types of diarrhea can be found in this type of diarrhea. It can be caused by bacterial infections, viral infections, parasitic infections, or autoimmune problems such as inflammatory bowel diseases. It can also be caused by tuberculosis, colon cancer, and enteritis.[citation needed]
DysenteryGenerally, if there is blood visible in the stools, it is not diarrhea, but dysentery. The blood is trace of an invasion of bowel tissue. Dysentery is a symptom of, among others, Shigella, Entamoeba histolytica, and Salmonella.
Differential diagnosis
Diagram of the human gastrointestinal tract.Diarrhea is most commonly due to viral gastroenteritis with rotavirus, which accounts for 40% of cases in children under five.[1] (p. 17) In travelers however bacterial infections predominate.[9] Various toxins such as mushroom poisoning and drugs can also cause acute diarrhea.
Chronic diarrhea can be the part of the presentations of a number of chronic medical conditions affecting the intestine. Common causes include ulcerative colitis, Crohn's disease, microscopic colitis, celiac disease, irritable bowel syndrome and bile acid malabsorption.
InfectionsMain article: Infectious diarrhea
There are many causes of infectious diarrhea, which include viruses, bacteria and parasites.[10] Norovirus is the most common cause of viral diarrhea in adults,[11] but rotavirus is the most common cause in children under five years old.[12] Adenovirus types 40 and 41,[13] and astroviruses cause a significant number of infections.[14]
The bacterium Campylobacter is a common cause of bacterial diarrhea, but infections by Salmonellae, Shigellae and some strains of Escherichia coli (E.coli) are frequent.[15]
In the elderly, particularly those who have been treated with antibiotics for unrelated infections, a toxin produced by Clostridium difficile often causes severe diarrhea.[16]
Parasites do not often cause diarrhea except for the protozoan Giardia, which can cause chronic infections if these are not diagnosed and treated with drugs such as metronidazole,[17] and Entamoeba histolytica.[18][19]
Other infectious agents such as parasites and bacterial toxins also occur.[9] In sanitary living conditions where there is ample food and a supply of clean water, an otherwise healthy person usually recovers from viral infections in a few days. However, for ill or malnourished individuals, diarrhea can lead to severe dehydration and can become life-threatening.[20]
MalabsorptionMain article: Malabsorption
Malabsorption is the inability to absorb food fully, mostly from disorders in the small bowel, but also due to maldigestion from diseases of the pancreas.
Causes include:
enzyme deficiencies or mucosal abnormality, as in food allergy and food intolerance, e.g. celiac disease (gluten intolerance), lactose intolerance (intolerance to milk sugar, common in non-Europeans), and fructose malabsorption.
pernicious anemia, or impaired bowel function due to the inability to absorb vitamin B12,
loss of pancreatic secretions, which may be due to cystic fibrosis or pancreatitis,
structural defects, like short bowel syndrome (surgically removed bowel) and radiation fibrosis, such as usually follows cancer treatment and other drugs, including agents used in chemotherapy; and
certain drugs, like orlistat, which inhibits the absorption of fat.
Inflammatory bowel diseaseMain article: Inflammatory bowel disease
The two overlapping types here are of unknown origin:
Ulcerative colitis is marked by chronic bloody diarrhea and inflammation mostly affects the distal colon near the rectum.
Crohn's disease typically affects fairly well demarcated segments of bowel in the colon and often affects the end of the small bowel.
Irritable bowel syndromeMain article: Irritable bowel syndrome
Another possible cause of diarrhea is irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) which usually presents with abdominal discomfort relieved by defecation and unusual stool (diarrhea or constipation) for at least 3 days a week over the previous 3 months.[21] Symptoms of diarrhea-predominant IBS can be managed through a combination of dietary changes, soluble fiber supplements, and/or medications such as loperamide or codeine. About 30% of patients with diarrhea-predominant IBS have bile acid malabsorption diagnosed with an abnormal SeHCAT test.[22]
Other causesDiarrhea can be caused by chronic ethanol ingestion.[23]
Ischemic bowel disease. This usually affects older people and can be due to blocked arteries.
Microscopic colitis, a type of inflammatory bowel disease where changes are only seen on histological examination of colonic biopsies.
Bile salt malabsorption (primary bile acid diarrhea) where excessive bile acids in the colon produce a secretory diarrhea.
Hormone-secreting tumors: some hormones (e.g., serotonin) can cause diarrhea if excreted in excess (usually from a tumor).
Chronic mild diarrhea in infants and toddlers may occur with no obvious cause and with no other ill effects; this condition is called toddler's diarrhea.
PathophysiologyEvolutionAccording to two researchers, Nesse and Williams, diarrhea may function as an evolved expulsion defense mechanism. As a result, if it is stopped, there might be a delay in recovery.[24] They cite in support of this argument research published in 1973 which found that treating Shigella with the anti-diarrhea drug (Co-phenotrope, Lomotil) caused people to stay feverish twice as long as those not so treated. The researchers indeed themselves observed that: "Lomotil may be contraindicated in shigellosis. Diarrhea may represent a defense mechanism".[25]
Diagnostic approachThe following types of diarrhea may indicate further investigation is needed:
In infants
Moderate or severe diarrhea in young children
Associated with blood
Continues for more than two days
Associated non-cramping abdominal pain, fever, weight loss, etc.
In travelers
In food handlers, because of the potential to infect others;
In institutions such as hospitals, child care centers, or geriatric and convalescent homes.
A severity score is used to aid diagnosis in children.[26]
PreventionA rotavirus vaccine decrease the rates of diarrhea in a population.[1] New vaccines against rotavirus, Shigella, ETEC, and cholera are under development, as well as other causes of infectious diarrhea.
Probiotics decrease the risk of diarrhea in those taking antibiotics.[27] In institutions and in communities, interventions that promote hand washing lead to significant reductions in the incidence of diarrhea.[28]
ManagementIn many cases of diarrhea, replacing lost fluid and salts is the only treatment needed. This is usually by mouth – oral rehydration therapy – or, in severe cases, intravenously.[1] Diet restrictions such as the BRAT diet are no longer recommended.[29] Research does not support the limiting of milk to children as doing so has no effect on duration of diarrhea.[30]
Medications such as loperamide (Imodium) and bismuth subsalicylate may be beneficial; however they may be contraindicated in certain situations.[31]
FluidsSee also: Management of dehydration
To prevent dehydration and salt loss, it is widely recommended a person begin drinking Oral Rehydration Solution (ORS) as soon as possible. This strategy adds modest amounts of sugar and salt to water. There are prepackaged ORS products available. A person can also use home products such as lightly salted soup and/or lightly salted water from the cooking of rice. Supplemental zinc and potassium are also helpful, but ORS should not be delayed in the case that these are not immediately available.[5][32]Oral Rehydration Solution (ORS) can be used to prevent dehydration and in many cases is quite literally a life saver. Standard home solutions such as salted rice water, salted yogurt drinks, vegetable and chicken soups with salt can be given. Home solutions such as water in which cereal has been cooked, unsalted soup, green coconut water, weak tea (unsweetened), and unsweetened fresh fruit juices can have from half a teaspoon to full teaspoon of salt (from one-and-a-half to three grams) added per liter. Clean plain water can also be one of several fluids given.[5] There are commercial solutions such as Pedialyte, and relief agencies such as UNICEF widely distribute packets of salts and sugar. A WHO publication for physicians recommends a homemade ORS consisting of one liter water with one teaspoon salt (3 grams) and two tablespoons sugar (18 grams) added[5] (approximately the “taste of tears”[7]). Rehydration Project recommends adding the same amount of sugar but only one-half a teaspoon of salt, stating that this more dilute approach is less risky with very little loss of effectiveness.[6] Both agree that drinks with too much sugar or salt can make dehydration worse.[5][6]
Appropriate amounts of supplemental zinc and potassium should be added if available. But the availability of these should not delay rehydration. As WHO points out, the most important thing is to begin preventing dehydration as early as possible.[5] In another example of prompt ORS hopefully preventing dehydration, CDC recommends for the treatment of cholera continuing to give Oral Rehydration Solution during travel to medical treatment.[32]
Vomiting often occurs during the first hour or two of treatment with ORS, especially if a child drinks the solution too quickly, but this seldom prevents successful rehydration since most of the fluid is still absorbed. WHO recommends that if a child vomits, to wait five or ten minutes and then start to give the solution again more slowly.[5]
WHO recommends a child with diarrhea continue to be fed. Continued feeding speeds the recovery of normal intestinal function. In contrast, children whose food is restricted, have diarrhea of longer duration and recover intestinal function more slowly. A child should also continue to be breastfed.[5] And in the example of the treatment of cholera, CDC also recommends that persons continue to eat and children continue to be breastfed.[32]
Drinks especially high in simple sugars, such as soft drinks and fruit juices, are not recommended in children under 5 years of age as they may increase diarrhea.[33] Plain water may be used if more specific and effective ORT preparations are unavailable or are not palatable.[33] A nasogastric tube can be used in young children to administer fluids if warranted.[34]
AntibioticsWhile antibiotics are beneficial in certain types of acute diarrhea, they are usually not used except in specific situations.[35][36] There are concerns that antibiotics may increase the risk of hemolytic uremic syndrome in people infected with Escherichia coli O157:H7.[37] In resource poor countries, treatment with antibiotics may be beneficial.[36] However, some bacteria are developing antibiotic resistance, particularly Shigella.[38]
Antibiotics can also cause diarrhea, and antibiotic-associated diarrhea is the most common adverse effect of treatment with general antibiotics.
Bismuth compoundsWhile bismuth compounds (Pepto-Bismol) decreased the number of bowel movements in those with travelers' diarrhea, they do not decrease the length of illness.[39] These agents should only be used if bloody diarrhea is not present.[40]
Anti motility agentsAnti motility agents like loperamide are effective at reducing the duration of diarrhea.[36]
Codeine is used in the treatment of diarrhea to slow down peristalsis and the passage of fecal material through the bowels - this means that more time is given for water to reabsorb back into the body, which gives a firmer stool, and also means that feces is passed less frequently.[41]
Bile acid sequestrantsBile acid sequestrants such as cholestyramine, colestipol and colesevelam can be effective in chronic diarrhea due to bile acid malabsorption. Therapeutic trials of these drugs are indicated in chronic diarrhea if bile acid malabsorption cannot be diagnosed with a specific test, such as SeHCAT retention.
Alternative therapiesZinc supplementation benefits children suffering from diarrhea in developing countries, but only in infants over six months old. This supports the World Health Organisation guidelines for zinc, but not in the very young.[42]
Probiotics reduce the duration of symptoms by one day and reduced the chances of symptoms lasting longer than four days by 60%.[43] The probiotic lactobacillus can help prevent antibiotic associated diarrhea in adults but possibly not children.[44] For those who with lactose intolerance, taking digestive enzymes containing lactase when consuming dairy products is recommended.
Epidemiology
Disability-adjusted life year for diarrhea per 100,000 inhabitants in 2004.[45]
no data
< 500
500-1000
1000-1500
1500-2000
2000-2500
2500-3000
3000-3500
3500-4000
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> 6000World wide in 2004 approximately 2.5 billion cases of diarrhea occurred which results in 1.5 million deaths among children under the age of five.[1] Greater than half of these were in Africa and South Asia.[1] This is down from a death rate of 5 million per year two decades ago.[1] Diarrhea remains the second leading cause of death (16%) after pneumonia (17%) in this age group.[1]
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LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX. LOOK AT IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.
Other than the turf, the press box is by far the best looking portion of that pic. I bet alcoholism is a big deal in that region.
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WTF? How did we get spam on a message board?
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What's with the numbers in the brackets? Is this Chicago Style? Are those footnote markers? If so, where are the footnotes?
:confused:
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Just got a text from my gf
GF- "Do you have anything going on the weekend of Oct 13th? Thats when KSU Plays at Iowa State"
Me- "No plans, and no i do not want to go to the game"
GF- "Me either, i am thinking about moving that weekend and I figured it would be an easy win so you could help me"
Me- "Sounds good"
Let us know if you guys need some help ben ji.
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I have sources telling me that ND to the B12 is a done deal as long as we kick out Iowa St. Seems the Irish don't want to associate with them. However, it's actually Tech that is blocking it so they won't be last in every meaningful category in the conference.
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T's & P's on the diarrhea Blumpkin. Don't drink the water next time and always carry some AD w/ you on Iowa trips. See, it floods often up there and you never know what kind of contaminate is going to get mixed with what and where. I mean, look what it did to their stadium in the Dlew pic.
Live and learn.
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(http://www.thewizofodds.com/.a/6a00e553e551d188340133f3024281970b-500wi)
LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX. LOOK AT IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.
Other than the turf, the press box is by far the best looking portion of that pic. I bet alcoholism is a big deal in that region.
Considering that the field is submerged 4 months out of the year and that a trojan rides a horse to midfield every homegame, the turf is pretty spectacular.
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Think hard and try to name the best ISU football player of the past 10 years
Pretty hard huh?
The only ones I came up with were Stanzi(Only because he is a chefs backup)and the guy with the indian name who played for the seahawks.
stanzi played at iowa lol
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Look guys, I'll give them credit for beating KU in the tourney a few years ago. I was in Omaha and rooting for them (I admit it). But they haven't done anything since. Once that Farokmanesh guy left, they've sucked. I honestly think they'd be much happier in a mid-major where the competition is more on their level. Just my two cents.
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Look guys, I'll give them credit for beating KU in the tourney a few years ago. I was in Omaha and rooting for them (I admit it). But they haven't done anything since. Once that Farokmanesh guy left, they've sucked. I honestly think they'd be much happier in a mid-major where the competition is more on their level. Just my two cents.
Ginger Mutton Chops was there another year, but just didn't have the accompanying players around him. Losing an all time Iowan like Farokmanesh is tough on any team.
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All joking some of you are doing aside ND is ready to move if the conference "does some house cleaning" according to the same guy that told me about the aTm and MU move 6 months before any rumblings were heard about that and about the NU move a full 9 months prior to them leaving. There is nobody more connected.
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All joking some of you are doing aside ND is ready to move if the conference "does some house cleaning" according to the same guy that told me about the aTm and MU move 6 months before any rumblings were heard about that and about the NU move a full 9 months prior to them leaving. There is nobody more connected.
:eek:
would delosse force bowlsby's hand if it comes down to that?
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LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX. LOOK AT IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.
Other than the turf, the press box is by far the best looking portion of that pic. I bet alcoholism is a big deal in that region.
Not sure how much you have studied the subject but you are actually right on. The constant flooding, losing (games and hair), ugly girls and having to brag about men's wrestling causes a higher than normal amount of alcohol abuse among the Floodaggy populace. Bigshotsocialworkercat confirmed it. They are just sick with the alcoholism.
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I once traveled to Ames.
While I was there, I saw many fat chicks (which is good for me...I love the plumpers).
After my visit, I returned home to Kansas but I couldn't get these fatties out of my head.
I live in a trailer Park, and I've been saving up the moneyz to get back.
Who will donate to the cause to help me return to the promised land?
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I once traveled to Ames.
While I was there, I saw many fat chicks (which is good for me...I love the plumpers).
After my visit, I returned home to Kansas but I couldn't get these fatties out of my head.
I live in a trailer Park, and I've been saving up the moneyz to get back.
Who will donate to the cause to help me return to the promised land?
Will you tell them they are kicked out of our conference for sucking at everything? thx
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even manhattan high can afford lines for the field lmao :lol:
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even manhattan high can afford lines for the field lmao :lol:
Manhattan high's lines aren't constantly being washed away.
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Will you tell them they are kicked out of our conference for sucking at everything? thx
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I will. While I am on the prowl for the heftys I will remind them of how the almighty KSU curb stomped them and their sand bagging cyclownies. I will then elaborate further how KSU beat them in bball twice last year...and I will point to my general groin area to reitterate our dominance.
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I once traveled to Ames.
While I was there, I saw many fat chicks (which is good for me...I love the plumpers).
After my visit, I returned home to Kansas but I couldn't get these fatties out of my head.
I live in a trailer Park, and I've been saving up the moneyz to get back.
Who will donate to the cause to help me return to the promised land?
That's post of the week material, right there. KSUBlumpkin is quickly turning into my new favorite poster. He is SO much like us, you guys. Tell us more about yourself, 'umpkin!
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I wonder if a KSUblumpkin is different than a regular old blumpkin. Either way, blumpkins are gross. Great trolling name though.
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I wonder if a KSUblumpkin is different than a regular old blumpkin. Either way, blumpkins are gross. Great trolling name though.
KSUblumpkin is from a meat goat.
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Also...when I visit LAMES Ioway, I will spread the word that they are out of the conference outside of that Hickory Pork eatery (if it isn't flooded).
After I have offically informed them of the removal, I will pick up 3-4 chunk lords for the "deflowering".
Cow-tipping ain't easy, but someone's gotta do God's work.
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ugh, yes. talk about a drain on the conference.
Iowa State = Dead Weight.
More like drift wood(y).
(http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Jeff-Woody-Media-Day-2011.jpg)
They say rising tides raise all ships....clearly with all the flooding they can't handle it. That's all the proof I need. GTFO ISU!
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ugh, yes. talk about a drain on the conference.
Iowa State = Dead Weight.
More like drift wood(y).
(http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Jeff-Woody-Media-Day-2011.jpg)
They say rising tides raise all ships....clearly with all the flooding they can't handle it. That's all the proof I need. GTFO ISU!
Pretty sure I saw this dude in that movie American History X. You are right...ISU needs to leave based on Aryan Nation involvement.
I knew when I visited LAMES that something was up with those bed sheat wearing racists.
But........damn their fatties are hot. I say we keep them in for fatty chasers like myself. Can they be partial members in like chess or baseball?
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hey guys. Someone check out Cyclone Fanatic....i think we may getting...ummm what they call "trolled"? i dunno what that means, but it sounds rough. Anyway, i think someone should inspect fatheads, and this blumpkin guy's posts. Word on the street is...their periods may turn into a cyclone picture or something. Some sort of "troll bomb". Ears to the ground fellas, ears to the ground.
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ugh, yes. talk about a drain on the conference.
Iowa State = Dead Weight.
More like drift wood(y).
(http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Jeff-Woody-Media-Day-2011.jpg)
They say rising tides raise all ships....clearly with all the flooding they can't handle it. That's all the proof I need. GTFO ISU!
The pain in those eyes.....
Where is BigShotSocialWorker when you need them? That poor guy looks like he just saw the 7 day forecast. someone needs a hug.
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(http://i.imgur.com/zDj1J.jpg)
Mother of god.
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Listen guys, I've never wanted to admit this, but young fanning lived in Iowa for 4 years growing up. Sioux City, Iowa (More like sewer city, Iowa). What I learned there was like children of the corn type crap. They eat their own, wrestle eachother non stop, and brother and sisters play patty cake with eachother's private parts. I think we need to pray for them, instead of turn our backs on them. They need our help.
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Listen guys, I've never wanted to admit this, but young fanning lived in Iowa for 4 years growing up. Sioux City, Iowa (More like sewer city, Iowa). What I learned there was like children of the corn type crap. They eat their own, wrestle eachother non stop, and brother and sisters play patty cake with eachother's private parts. I think we need to prey for them, instead of turn our backs on them. They need our help.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21644.0
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(http://i.imgur.com/zDj1J.jpg)
Mother of god.
:lol:
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I'm tired of them dragging us down. It sucks.
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Listen guys, I've never wanted to admit this, but young fanning lived in Iowa for 4 years growing up. Sioux City, Iowa (More like sewer city, Iowa). What I learned there was like children of the corn type crap. They eat their own, wrestle eachother non stop, and brother and sisters play patty cake with eachother's private parts. I think we need to pray for them, instead of turn our backs on them. They need our help.
I agree. I think half of Sewer City is in Nebgayka, but it is close enough to those pig/pork spelunking hillbillies.
Every school has to have a special ed program and ISU is the Big 12's short bus all-stars.
Good thing they suck in basketball and football. They need more chunkzillas on the women's bball team for my liking though.
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If Iowa State screws this up god help them I will never buy a Pella brand door or window again.
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Sys is going to take this hard.
He's now two for two on conference teams he has chosen to root for that then fell apart.
We may have this Currie's fault thing wrong guys.
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Sys is going to take this hard.
He's now two for two on conference teams he has chosen to root for that then fell apart.
We may have this Currie's fault thing wrong guys.
Maybe everything that sys touches just turns to crap? :dunno:
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First post here and must admit you cuzin Eddie guys sure make me laugh.
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First post here and must admit you cuzin Eddie guys sure make me laugh.
Welcome! :emawkid:
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Can I be a part of this thread?
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I'm tired of them dragging us down. It sucks.
I'm tired of this backwoods school in the middle of nowhere with their 113th ranking in total wins in FBS..Then their delusional fanbase is trying to justify their relevance after have 10 good yrs total.....Plus their main color is purple, where'd they get this color scheme, Prince? It's time to cut ties with this anchor, that the Big 8 should've dropped in the mid 80's.... :pray: :thumbsup:
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I'm tired of them dragging us down. It sucks.
I'm tired of this backwoods school in the middle of nowhere with their 113th ranking in total wins in FBS..Then their delusional fanbase is trying to justify their relevance after have 10 good yrs total.....Plus their main color is purple, where'd they get this color scheme, Prince? It's time to cut ties with this anchor, that the Big 8 should've dropped in the mid 80's.... :pray: :thumbsup:
Your avatar used to be funny in 2009, now it is just a relic of that brief time we were like you.
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I'm tired of them dragging us down. It sucks.
It's time to cut ties with this anchor
Anchors are horrible to have around during a flood.
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Can I be a part of this thread?
send a pm to fanningksu. he is the owner.
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To answer the OP, Yes.
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I'm tired of them dragging us down. It sucks.
I'm tired of this backwoods school in the middle of nowhere with their 113th ranking in total wins in FBS..Then their delusional fanbase is trying to justify their relevance after have 10 good yrs total.....Plus their main color is purple, where'd they get this color scheme, Prince? It's time to cut ties with this anchor, that the Big 8 should've dropped in the mid 80's.... :pray: :thumbsup:
We promise to let you back in when you quit sucking huge at everything.
We totally mean it.
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I'm tired of them dragging us down. It sucks.
I'm tired of this backwoods school in the middle of nowhere with their 113th ranking in total wins in FBS..Then their delusional fanbase is trying to justify their relevance after have 10 good yrs total.....Plus their main color is purple, where'd they get this color scheme, Prince? It's time to cut ties with this anchor, that the Big 8 should've dropped in the mid 80's.... :pray: :thumbsup:
Your avatar used to be funny in 2009, now it is just a relic of that brief time we were like you.
Get on our level ;)
W L T PCT.
Iowa State 498 597 46 .4566
Kansas St. 475 613 41 .4389
Numbers never lie :thumbsup:
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Talked with my neighbor again who has been talking with his family friend down in Dallas. Turns out someone in the Big XII offices leaked this info about ISU prematurely. My neighbor said that Bowlsby was super pissed when he found out about the leaked info, and in his words were "trying to speed the process up before they (ISU) found out".
This could get bumpy for ISU folks.
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I'm tired of them dragging us down. It sucks.
I'm tired of this backwoods school in the middle of nowhere with their 113th ranking in total wins in FBS..Then their delusional fanbase is trying to justify their relevance after have 10 good yrs total.....Plus their main color is purple, where'd they get this color scheme, Prince? It's time to cut ties with this anchor, that the Big 8 should've dropped in the mid 80's.... :pray: :thumbsup:
Your avatar used to be funny in 2009, now it is just a relic of that brief time we were like you.
Get on our level ;)
W L T PCT.
Iowa State 498 597 46 .4566
Kansas St. 475 613 41 .4389
Numbers never lie :thumbsup:
That 0.0177 percent difference isn't too impressive, but the 23 more wins is.
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Just took a dump and thought of how ISU will get smacked by KSU in both football and basketball.
This dump pushed through the line hard much like Collin Klein on ISU's d-line.
The beefy bomb clogged up the trailer which could make for a long night here in the great state of Kansas.
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Not sure why everyone here wants to kick them out. Iowa City is a nice place.
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This could get bumpy for ISU folks.
Hey guys, more like rough waters are ahead for ISU, right? :lol:
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Hey guys!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Iowa State Who?
Iowa State from the Big 12
Iowa State from the Big 12 who?
:lol:
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Hey guys!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Iowa State Who?
Iowa State from the Big 12
Iowa State from the Big 12 who?
:lol:
That can really hurt people Jakesie. I know :frown:
knock knock
who's there?
8manpick
8manpick who?
8manpick from goEMAW.com
8manpick from goEMAW.com who?
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knock knock
who's there
a big 12 north championship
oh, come on in, did you bring Iowa State with you?
lol no
lol
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Those losers have never won more than nine games in a season. An inside source is telling me the rest of the conference is just chuckling about this.
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good grief, you're trolling ISU fans, what has happened to this once ok message board?
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hey phogclams, why don't you start another ku thread
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hey phogclams, why don't you start another ku thread
hey steve dave clams, keep up the good work
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Knock Knock...
"Who's There?"
Cy
Cy Who?
Exactly.
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Pretty sure I met Blumpkin at one of KSU's Dr. Pepper big 12 title games.
Ugly, but super nice.
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Blumpkin seems very KStateBatey.
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Blumpkin seems very KStateBatey.
Rich and desperate to be liked?
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Weird, pushy, and drunk.
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Weird, pushy, and drunk.
So....am I the internet posting version of Gary Pinkel?
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Weird, pushy, and drunk.
So....am I the internet posting version of Gary Pinkel?
Depends. Are you a whiny loser with a gross mistress?
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
An Iowa State Football Player
Look, for fucks sake, im not buying your rough ridin' girl scout cookies Susie, get the eff off my porch. come back when your 14 and chunky and ready to give good dome.
(ISU Sally) :embarrassed: :cry:
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OMG you guys. On the way out of the office for a late lunch just now I stopped by the car of this ISU grad I work with. He's got one of those license plate rings with ISU and the B12 logo on it. Says alumni. Whatever. Anyway, I was prying that off of his car when he walked up behind me and asked me what I was doing. Typical ISU loser attitude about it too. So, I stand up and walk up to him laughing like it was some joke. He kind of starts to laugh too like maybe he thinks it was and I deck the crap out of him. Drop him right there in the parking lot and his nose is like a rough ridin' fountain of blood. Got it all over his suit. I am going to get a barbacoa bowl at chipotle and think about other reasons we should kick them out.
:lol:
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Those losers have never won more than nine games in a season. An inside source is telling me the rest of the conference is just chuckling about this.
Yet they still lead the all time series with some program dubbed by some people as the "bastion of college football" , they also don't have the dubious distinction of being an easy conference championship win over an Inept offensive Bonfire Aggie team away from a national title bout with Tennessee in Tempe.....
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Those losers have never won more than nine games in a season. An inside source is telling me the rest of the conference is just chuckling about this.
Yet they still lead the all time series with some program dubbed by some people as the "bastion of college football" , they also don't have the dubious distinction of being an easy conference championship win over an Inept offensive Bonfire Aggie team away from a national title bout with Tennessee in Tempe.....
:lol:
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Those losers have never won more than nine games in a season. An inside source is telling me the rest of the conference is just chuckling about this.
Yet they still lead the all time series with some program dubbed by some people as the "bastion of college football" , they also don't have the dubious distinction of being an easy conference championship win over an Inept offensive Bonfire Aggie team away from a national title bout with Tennessee in Tempe.....
:lol:
Oh man :lol:
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The last time ISU beat a conference opponent by more than 14?
2005
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The last time ISU beat a conference opponent by more than 14?
2005
Didn't they beat Texas Tech by like 35 last season? I realize Tech is like that pretty girl you marry that puts on 180 lbs (in my case it would be the opposite...losing 180 lbs means less blumpin' for the pushin').
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The last time ISU beat a conference opponent by more than 14?
2005
Didn't they beat Texas Tech by like 35 last season? I realize Tech is like that pretty girl you marry that puts on 180 lbs (in my case it would be the opposite...losing 180 lbs means less blumpin' for the pushin').
touche
BESIDES THAT THOUGH.
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The last time ISU beat a conference opponent by more than 14?
2005
Didn't they beat Texas Tech by like 35 last season? I realize Tech is like that pretty girl you marry that puts on 180 lbs (in my case it would be the opposite...losing 180 lbs means less blumpin' for the pushin').
touche
BESIDES THAT THOUGH.
Not sure, but I know they've gotten beaten (aka...poked in the poop shooter) by 20 or more 300 times at least in the last 5 years.
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How'd they not destroy ku?
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ISU out of the confy! Oh man I'd be like high 5ing everyone for weeks. That would throw the power rankings all out of wack. The scales would obviously tilt heavily in favor of B12 for sure. :excited:
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What I mean is that ISU is the proverbial redheaded step child and would definitly be better off on their own. IMO.
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To answer the question, no, now is not the time. The time was several years ago, when the Big 12 was formed. Better late than never, though, I always say.
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To answer the question, no, now is not the time. The time was several years ago, when the Big 12 was formed. Better late than never, though, I always say.
With the benefit of hindsight...
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We can use the ISU game as another bye week but if they eff up our perfect season like they did OSU last year...Off with their heads
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I would trade Iowa State straight up for any Big East school and most Conference USA schools. Instant upgrade to the conference.
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I would trade Iowa State straight up for any Big East school and most Conference USA schools. Instant upgrade to the conference.
I assume you mean the football playing Big East schools? Or would it be better if we could schedule a tough non-con and only have 8 conference games so our guys could get a bit of a challenge?
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I would trade Iowa State straight up for any Big East school and most Conference USA schools. Instant upgrade to the conference.
I assume you mean the football playing Big East schools? Or would it be better if we could schedule a tough non-con and only have 8 conference games so our guys could get a bit of a challenge?
I would take Georgetown if they would take ISU off our hands
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LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX. LOOK AT IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.
Bahahaha :lol:, it's hilarious because Jack Trice Stadium holds 5,000 more people than LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium and our record attendance is 3,000 more fans than yours.
So if our stadium is a small POS, what does that make yours?????
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(http://www.thewizofodds.com/.a/6a00e553e551d188340133f3024281970b-500wi)
LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX. LOOK AT IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.
My god, how did I miss this great post by DLew. That place has to be the all time biggest POS in college football.
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to answer the OP,
yes, yes we should.
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(http://www.thewizofodds.com/.a/6a00e553e551d188340133f3024281970b-500wi)
LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX. LOOK AT IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.
Bahahaha :lol:, it's hilarious because Jack Trice Stadium holds 5,000 more people than LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium and our record attendance is 3,000 more fans than yours.
So if our stadium is a small POS, what does that make yours?????
A small not-POS :dunno:
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The last time ISU beat a conference opponent by more than 14?
2005
We beat Tech by 34 last year.....
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i mean, their coach is an embarrassment. Just look at this trash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G45hdp4CHPo
get em outta here.
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i mean, their coach is an embarrassment. Just look at this trash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G45hdp4CHPo
get em outta here.
Passion for your team is embarrassing? He was rightfully pissed off. They called that play a completed pass, even though the ball obviously bounced off the ground.
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i mean, their coach is an embarrassment. Just look at this trash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G45hdp4CHPo
get em outta here.
Passion for your team is embarrassing? He was rightfully pissed off. They called that play a completed pass, even though the ball obviously bounced off the ground.
Rhoads is only 7 games under .500 in Big 12 games now. (10-17) How many years will it take him to get to .500?
He does make for great youtube videos though. I hope we don't become the next one and I'm confident we won't.
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i mean, their coach is an embarrassment. Just look at this trash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G45hdp4CHPo
get em outta here.
Embarassing when you make Pelini look good.
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i mean, their coach is an embarrassment. Just look at this trash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G45hdp4CHPo
get em outta here.
Embarassing when you make Pelini look good.
:lol:
I wouldn't go that far, though. Only Carl can do that.
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i mean, their coach is an embarrassment. Just look at this trash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G45hdp4CHPo
get em outta here.
Passion for your team is embarrassing? He was rightfully pissed off. They called that play a completed pass, even though the ball obviously bounced off the ground.
there was no passion for his team there...just unfiltered rage at the hard working referees. Lucky he didn't kill the poor sap who is in charge of his headset. Only a matter of time.
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iowa state is so k-mart-y
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What if CPR goes psycho/beserker on Saturday? Maybe our guys should be warned to ignore the raging dipcrap on the ISU sidelines.
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(http://www.thewizofodds.com/.a/6a00e553e551d188340133f3024281970b-500wi)
LOOK AT THE PRESSBOX. LOOK AT IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I really can't believe they've lasted this long with that jurassic, tiny, POS in Jack Thrice.
Bahahaha :lol:, it's hilarious because Jack Trice Stadium holds 5,000 more people than LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium and our record attendance is 3,000 more fans than yours.
So if our stadium is a small POS, what does that make yours?????
It's like using the size of one's love handles to counter a penis comparison.
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What if CPR goes psycho/beserker on Saturday? Maybe our guys should be warned to ignore the raging dipcrap on the ISU sidelines.
good thinking Limestone. we must be proactive. I may email Currie with our concerns.
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Is the problem how to break the news to them? I'll do it.
We propose a deal: they go undefeated in the confy this year and they get to stay.
LOL, they couldnt even last 1 game in the conference withouth losing.
Time to get them out NOW.
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I just don't understand how the BigXII can continue to let this school drag us down. All you need to look at is how many business execs the rest of us are pumping out into the workforce compared ISU. Associating ourselves with this "Ag" school only makes us look poor, and farmers don't bring in near the value to the U.S. as Oil and Finance executives.
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i mean, their coach is an embarrassment. Just look at this trash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G45hdp4CHPo
get em outta here.
Passion for your team is embarrassing? He was rightfully pissed off. They called that play a completed pass, even though the ball obviously bounced off the ground.
God, he's as terrible as Pelini. If he had passion for his team, he would teach them not to try to make dumbass catches. What a pack of dumbasses
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You guys are right, Rodes and Pelini are the same type of coach. We kicked Pelini out of the conference because of his act so why can't we do the same to ISU? My only guess is the reason we can't kick them out is because in the by laws it states that another conference must accept them. Probably no conference has been willing to take them so we can't kick them out the way we did Neb, Miz, etc.
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I just used my weather channel app to find out what the weather will be this weekend (LOL I should have assumed rain) and it didn't even have Ames, Iowa on the radar. What a small timey town.
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i mean, their coach is an embarrassment. Just look at this trash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G45hdp4CHPo
get em outta here.
Passion for your team is embarrassing? He was rightfully pissed off. They called that play a completed pass, even though the ball obviously bounced off the ground.
God, he's as terrible as Pelini. If he had passion for his team, he would teach them not to try to make dumbass catches. What a pack of dumbasses
Paul Rodes is so terrible. I mean, he's as bad a humab being as he is a coach. Didn't think that would be possible.
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I feel like the best way to rid the big 12 of its dead weight is to cast off the team with the least amount of all time wins.....I figure its a good measuring stick.....Anybody care to guess who it is?
Hint hint
> :ksu:
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How about the one who brings in the least amount of money?
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how about clonebrochill quits being mean??
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how about clonebrochill quits being mean??
I hope he is banned if he doesn't stop behaving like this.
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Sometimes I insert things into my rectum and pretend that it's LHC Bill Snyder.
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Pretty sure our all time Big 12 wins are well ahead of ISU
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Sometimes I insert things into my rectum and pretend that it's LHC Bill Snyder.
i love that a thread that i started at clonefanatic is still owning their lives after like 2 years. :lol:
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:bill:
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I didn't realize that OK cat was such a legend over there that he has a fan sock. 'Grats OK cat
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I'm a huge K-state fan, I have no idea what you peoples are talking about. :ksu:
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my god, Iowa State fans are the weirdest
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http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/football/124579-sup-seeds.html
there's the thread that pissed them off. guess it was only a year ago.
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http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/football/124579-sup-seeds.html
there's the thread that pissed them off. guess it was only a year ago.
8 pages is pretty impressive considering their fanbase has only 15 fans or so
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http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/football/124579-sup-seeds.html
there's the thread that pissed them off. guess it was only a year ago.
I see you figured out the search function, which means you might be able to read good.
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i mean, their coach is an embarrassment. Just look at this trash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=G45hdp4CHPo
get em outta here.
90% of his "passion" is an act to get on highlights to show how much he cares so he can get a better job and leave Ames. Problem is, he keeps slogging around below .500 and no one will Chizik him.
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They started a copycat thread.
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/big-xii-conference/157998-now-time-kick-k-state-out-big-12-a.html (http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/big-xii-conference/157998-now-time-kick-k-state-out-big-12-a.html)
:lol:
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:bill:
The Scheme Tickler
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They started a copycat thread.
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/big-xii-conference/157998-now-time-kick-k-state-out-big-12-a.html (http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/big-xii-conference/157998-now-time-kick-k-state-out-big-12-a.html)
:lol:
Rule #1 about Troll Club. Don't talk about Troll Club. lol
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Do they even remember the last time they beat us?
Maybe they do actually. They probably bought the DVD
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They started a copycat thread.
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/big-xii-conference/157998-now-time-kick-k-state-out-big-12-a.html (http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/big-xii-conference/157998-now-time-kick-k-state-out-big-12-a.html)
:lol:
:excited:
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Do they even remember the last time they beat us?
Maybe they do actually. They probably bought the DVD
Did they have DVD's back then?
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They are the worst internet fanbase.
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They are the worst internet fanbase. things to be mistaken for humans
fyp
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I like the term purple Kansas, somewhere between grapes and mild cats for clever smack talk
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I don't really think of it as smack talk. I don't think they know what it means.
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Iowa State is that a real team?
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I don't really think of it as smack talk. I don't think they know what it means.
That's what I thought, kind of like when a baby repeats the F word.
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They are the worst internet fanbase.
absolutely terrible at message boarding
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When my friends down here in Texas ask me who Kansas State is playing this weekend I can't tell them Iowa State because they'll think we're some podunk team in Div III or something. I just say we have a bye week and they accept this.
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They started a copycat thread.
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/big-xii-conference/157998-now-time-kick-k-state-out-big-12-a.html (http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/big-xii-conference/157998-now-time-kick-k-state-out-big-12-a.html)
:lol:
OH HELL NO!
Guys I'm freaking out. What if we really DO get kicked out of the Big 12?!
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They started a copycat thread.
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/big-xii-conference/157998-now-time-kick-k-state-out-big-12-a.html (http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/big-xii-conference/157998-now-time-kick-k-state-out-big-12-a.html)
:lol:
OH HELL NO!
Guys I'm freaking out. What if we really DO get kicked out of the Big 12?!
It's probably about time we went independent like Notre Dame anyway.
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They are just so painfully dorky. Every post I picture being typed by a very small balding 21 year old guy fromn Ankenny.
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Ankeny is one of those weird slightly radioactive elements on the bottom corner of the periodic table, right?
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I'm not satisfied with ISU being kicked out of the conference anymore. Warm up the deportation hearings, imo.
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Iowa State seems like they may need to reschedule their first game, that was cancelled, to potentially get to 6 wins. They scheduled a game with incarnate word the day of the big 12 championship game. They tried to schedule Drake but the NCAA said no, Drake does not offer football scholarships.
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Yep, preeeeetty losery.
https://247sports.com/college/iowa-state/Article/Iowa-State-schedules-Incarnate-Word-as-makeup-game-121792234/
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Iowa State seems like they may need to reschedule their first game, that was cancelled, to potentially get to 6 wins. They scheduled a game with incarnate word the day of the big 12 championship game. They tried to schedule Drake but the NCAA said no, Drake does not offer football scholarships.
my first reaction was lolwtf, but obviously they would be able to back out of the IW game if they landed in the dr pepper, right?
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Yes
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Iowa State seems like they may need to reschedule their first game, that was cancelled, to potentially get to 6 wins. They scheduled a game with incarnate word the day of the big 12 championship game. They tried to schedule Drake but the NCAA said no, Drake does not offer football scholarships.
my first reaction was lolwtf, but obviously they would be able to back out of the IW game if they landed in the dr pepper, right?
Another big win for Iowa St is dropping a losable game to South Dakota State for Incarnate Word.
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CYCLONE ALERT
it's right up there with the frost warning
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Iowa State seems like they may need to reschedule their first game, that was cancelled, to potentially get to 6 wins. They scheduled a game with incarnate word the day of the big 12 championship game. They tried to schedule Drake but the NCAA said no, Drake does not offer football scholarships.
my first reaction was lolwtf, but obviously they would be able to back out of the IW game if they landed in the dr pepper, right?
Yeah but they definitely scheduled it as a failsafe to get a potential 6th win. Playing a game outdoors in Ames in December will be amazing for the 30,000 who show up.
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I'll plan on wearing my late season duck hunting coat to that epic matchup
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Will they cancel if they get win #6 the week before?
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If they qualify for the game, they will ignore it and play in the Dr Pepper.
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Will they cancel if they get win #6 the week before?
They better rough ridin' not get #6 the week before
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I heard a little rumor we were opening with IW next season.
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I heard a little rumor we were opening with IW next season.
All of our non con spots are filled until 2023
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Only up 6 against drake at halftime, playing their starters. Drake doesn't offer football scholarships and stopped scheduling a local NAIA school because they lost to them three straight years.
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Now 24-27 in the 4th quarter
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Is the game on TV?
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This highlights why OBz's ass had to be CANNED.
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This highlights why OBz's ass had to be CANNED.
Is there something you want to tell us, Trim?
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Is the game on TV?
Motherfuckers had the nerve to charge to watch it on cyclones.tv
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NDSU would gladly take thier spot.
FARGO > AMES every day of the week, plus 40 minutes east of Fargo is 1000 awesome lakes. 40 minutes east of AMES is Farmer Jeds left hand.
plus NDSU beat them 34-14 3 years ago...and #11 IOWA too for that matter
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Damn, I can't believe the Big XII realignment failed to consider the all-important 40 minutes East test.
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Damn, I can't believe the Big XII realignment failed to consider the all-important 40 minutes East test.
not sure if serious...hmmm
how about .. our program would finish top 3 the 1st year we are in big 12 test
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:lol:
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I doubt the team bus would even make it to the 5 road games in the first year without breaking down.