Author Topic: Post NDSU Fan Interactions Here (Read 27028 times)

steve dave · « **on:** August 29, 2013, 06:39:14 PM »

So, I was just in Aggieville chugging some brews with my bros and there was a Ford F250 with ND tags parking as I walked back to my car. Anyway, this couple with like three kids ages 5-10'ish get out an head towards Moro. I obviously tell the guy and his kids to get mumped and slap his wife on the ass as we pass. Kind of got into a shoving match for a second but when I kicked at one of his kids he gathered up his family and took off towards aggieville pretty fast. When I got back to my car I grabbed a can of purple krylon paint that I keep on hand and go and spray a beautiful purple dong all down the side of his truck. The shaft of it pointed towards the rear of the truck and the purple droopy ballsack was on the front wheel well. It was really choice work guys. Looked like an actual shaft and balls but purple and truck sized. Anyway, 51-13 Cats.

DQ12 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2013, 06:42:32 PM »

saw some one with north dakota tags parked in the parking lot next to varney's this afternoon.

yeah, i went ahead and slashed the tires.

Cire · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2013, 06:50:13 PM »

Forgot my lunch today and went to taco bell (bills fav) and I was behind a north Dakota plated car. It took them a while to order and when it was my turn the guy in the speaker just said "we're out" :sadface:

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:04:04 PM »

Quote from: Cire on August 29, 2013, 06:50:13 PM

Forgot my lunch today and went to taco bell (bills fav) and I was behind a north Dakota plated car. It took them a while to order and when it was my turn the guy in the speaker just said "we're out" :sadface:

what a bummer story after two very happy stories.

timhawk · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:04:31 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 29, 2013, 06:39:14 PM

So, I was just in Aggieville chugging some brews with my bros and there was a Ford F250 with ND tags parking as I walked back to my car. Anyway, this couple with like three kids ages 5-10'ish get out an head towards Moro. I obviously tell the guy and his kids to get mumped and slap his wife on the ass as we pass. Kind of got into a shoving match for a second but when I kicked at one of his kids he gathered up his family and took off towards aggieville pretty fast. When I got back to my car I grabbed a can of purple krylon paint that I keep on hand and go and spray a beautiful purple dong all down the side of his truck. The shaft of it pointed towards the rear of the truck and the purple droopy ballsack was on the front wheel well. It was really choice work guys. Looked like an actual shaft and balls but purple and truck sized. Anyway, 51-13 Cats.

so you kick kids?

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:06:28 PM »

I kicked at him. He kinda dodged away at the last second.

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:07:27 PM »

Also, it was the 10'ish year old one, not the youngest. I'm not some animal.

puniraptor · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:08:03 PM »

Was at the liquor store in line behind some NDSU fans. They asked the clerk for two twenty lb bags of ice. I locked eyes with the clerk and gave a knowing emaw wink. He told them "No Ice here, sorry."
They said thank you and left.

boy did those chumps run into a buzz saw!

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:09:21 PM »

What color/year of F250, SD? cause I think I had a run in with this same crap stain of a family.. Dad dick was cruising down I-70 in the passing lane, going about 67 mph's like a fuckin idiot, so I did a slingshot in front of him like Ricky Bobby/Cal Naughton, locked up the brakes to eff with him real hard, non-driving sonofabitch almost lost control into the median. Kept blocking him at about 25 mph's til we both exited onto BSFHighway, let him get in front of me and tailgated his ass all the way into town. I knew he didn't want to go to their hotel so he just kept driving around MHK til I said eff it cause my bro's already had a Kite's Burger waitin' on me, gettin' cold. I know there's nothing bigger than 2 lane highways in ND, Bison.. but here, the left one is to fuckin pass.. Cats

NDSU Lollypopkid · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:11:37 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on August 29, 2013, 07:08:03 PM

Was at the liquor store in line behind some NDSU fans. They asked the clerk for two twenty lb bags of ice. I locked eyes with the clerk and gave a knowing emaw wink. He told them "No Ice here, sorry."
They said thank you and left.

boy did those chumps run into a buzz saw!

You were the guy asking about a job!? awesome!

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:12:13 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on August 29, 2013, 07:08:03 PM

Was at the liquor store in line behind some NDSU fans. They asked the clerk for two twenty lb bags of ice. I locked eyes with the clerk and gave a knowing emaw wink. He told them "No Ice here, sorry."
They said thank you and left.

boy did those chumps run into a buzz saw!

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:25:12 PM »

Really excited to run into the likes of bisonmaniac out in Aggieville tonight.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:30:09 PM »

headed out to drinx rite now.

lopakman · « **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:38:28 PM »

Somebody take a picture of the skanks.

MadCat · « **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:39:56 PM »

Ts and Ps, guise. Let's be safe out there.

NDSU Lollypopkid · « **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:43:45 PM »

Lakes is at kites. I'll be there shortly to sign autographs

timhawk · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:49:09 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 29, 2013, 07:07:27 PM

Also, it was the 10'ish year old one, not the youngest. I'm not some animal.

so a 10 year old is old enough for you to "kick at?"

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:51:08 PM »

Not all 10 year olds dumbass.

CNS · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:51:31 PM »

Is it just me or is Tim getting a little over sensitive here?

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wetwillie · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:57:48 PM »

Quote from: CNS on August 29, 2013, 07:51:31 PM

Is it just me or is Tim getting a little over sensitive here?

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It's a ten year old not a day old kitten, dude needs to chill.

scottwildcat · « **Reply #20 on:** August 29, 2013, 07:58:40 PM »

sd is the BITB

pvegs · « **Reply #21 on:** August 29, 2013, 08:05:59 PM »

I actually thought Tim was better than this.

Tobias · « **Reply #22 on:** August 29, 2013, 08:10:45 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on August 29, 2013, 07:57:48 PM

Quote from: CNS on August 29, 2013, 07:51:31 PM
Is it just me or is Tim getting a little over sensitive here?

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It's a ten year old not a day old kitten, dude needs to chill.

yeah, it's not like he blasted a kid on a bike for his new pet tarantula

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #23 on:** August 29, 2013, 08:13:46 PM »

Dammit ... just went to the liquor store and ran into some South Canadian skanks. Obviously they were amazed at my rugged good looks and wealth. They propositioned me to to fist both their asses. Of course I declined and then lit their Pinto wagon on fire.

kslim · « **Reply #24 on:** August 29, 2013, 08:17:06 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 29, 2013, 07:06:28 PM

I kicked at him. He kinda dodged away at the last second.

best get your ass in the dojo before conference play