Author Topic: Zombie Chickens. National Champs. Can't kill em, KU (Read 5897 times)

renocat · « **on:** November 19, 2016, 08:35:33 AM »

I reluctantly give congrats to Self. Finally he has a 5star that is one. I like this kid. He is like kryptonite to other teams. Mason, the four-year phenom, is manstud better than every guard in the nation. When Obazeeka, King Clog, takes over for Slunk Lucas, their inside game will get better. Maybe oscar can beat the Blue chickens at home, but never at the Cbickenhouse.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2016, 08:37:59 AM »

Go Hawks!

Coach Beaty · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2016, 08:47:20 AM »

Coach Self is doing a great job over here!

Tobias · « **Reply #3 on:** November 19, 2016, 09:42:21 AM »

save me the slunk!

renocat · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2016, 06:23:45 PM »

Self is whipping these chickens into fighting roosters. Pokes and Bluechickens might.be.a.heck of a game.

renocat · « **Reply #5 on:** November 23, 2016, 04:48:43 AM »

Hooterville Bill has to be concerned about his big chickens. Showturd,.Slunk, King Clog, Colbeh Cheese, Lightweight,.and Sylvester have to do better.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** November 23, 2016, 09:30:57 AM »

As long as they don't run into Duke, Kentucky, Indiana, villanova, North Carolina or Syracuse in the tournament this may finally be their year.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 23, 2016, 09:32:57 AM »

So true blue bloods?

renocat · « **Reply #8 on:** November 24, 2016, 12:30:00 PM »

???? We are Showchickens.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #9 on:** November 24, 2016, 12:32:33 PM »

Per goEtard city, you cant win games without 2 or 3 quality centers. Ku=fuct

scottwildcat · « **Reply #10 on:** November 25, 2016, 02:34:07 PM »

Can we get a renocat roster translation for this KU team?

pissclams · « **Reply #11 on:** November 25, 2016, 03:21:39 PM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on November 24, 2016, 12:32:33 PM

Per goEtard city, you cant win games without 2 or 3 quality centers. Ku=fuct

i wonder if the non-center players on ku's roster are worse, equal to, or better, than the ones on our roster?

Trim · « **Reply #12 on:** November 28, 2016, 04:46:04 PM »

Wow, squawks vs. lbsu tomorrow.

EMAWzifried · « **Reply #13 on:** November 28, 2016, 10:45:05 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on November 23, 2016, 09:30:57 AM

As long as they don't run into Duke, Kentucky, Indiana, villanova, North Carolina or Syracuse in the tournament this may finally be their year.

Or Arizona. Phog hate for Zona is as thick as set concrete. Those insecure bast ids are Trump line in their inability to never forget or forgive.

stunted · « **Reply #14 on:** November 29, 2016, 12:37:18 AM »

so excited for my school. rock chalk!

bones129 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 29, 2016, 12:57:07 AM »

Trump has nothing to do with KU. Drunk post?

renocat · « **Reply #16 on:** November 29, 2016, 03:36:15 PM »

Showturd and Slunk benched. Self has guts. I am not sure big King Clog and Slickdick LaVick are the answer.

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** November 29, 2016, 08:41:52 PM »

I am excited for you stunz

renocat · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2016, 11:51:26 AM »

Is Hooterville Bill getting nervous about his big chickens? Slunk is in a funk. Showturd is a normal pie. King Clog can clog the middle, but not much else. Colbleh Cheese is moldly. And Chief Lightweight is a bust. If he brings the championship to Kansas, he has to get these guys going. If Killerboy gets hurt, KU may be.in Oscarland.

renocat · « **Reply #19 on:** December 07, 2016, 12:46:29 AM »

600'wins. Pretty good for.an Ozarkie Okie.

Nick Florences Beard · « **Reply #20 on:** December 07, 2016, 12:39:55 PM »

Quote from: renocat on November 19, 2016, 08:35:33 AM

Maybe oscar can beat the Blue chickens at home, but never at the Cbickenhouse.

Quitter talk renocat. This is the year we beat them in Low Rents and sweep the leg. I believe. DJamer will go for 40+. Squawks offer no resistance in da paint.

renocat · « **Reply #21 on:** December 07, 2016, 01:34:18 PM »

Quote from: Nick Florences Beard on December 07, 2016, 12:39:55 PM

Quote from: renocat on November 19, 2016, 08:35:33 AM
Maybe oscar can beat the Blue chickens at home, but never at the Cbickenhouse.

Quitter talk renocat. This is the year we beat them in Low Rents and sweep the leg. I believe. DJamer will go for 40+. Squawks offer no resistance in da paint.

You have to lull chickens to sleep. Then you grab em and chop off their heads.

renocat · « **Reply #22 on:** December 22, 2016, 12:08:10 AM »

National chmpa slipping away.. Squawk Jayhaaaawkera are now getiing balls sweat thinking about playing us. King Clog is out for the season, Slunk is in a funk, and Showturd is all paper and no substance. A win in the Ghicken house is possible.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 22, 2016, 09:04:14 AM »

Quote from: renocat on December 22, 2016, 12:08:10 AM

National chmpa slipping away.. Squawk Jayhaaaawkera are now getiing balls sweat thinking about playing us. King Clog is out for the season, Slunk is in a funk, and Showturd is all paper and no substance. A win in the Ghicken house is possible.

I was going to nickname him "hairy left nut" is out for the season. Why? He's always in the way and he keeps coming back after you shave him. What a nuisance of a player. Would be hilarious if he declared for the draft after this year. I think we beat them at home now, if DJamer can stay out of foul trouble.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #24 on:** December 22, 2016, 11:17:03 AM »

KU Karl reminded that Duke MBA whipper snapper in charge of marketing at his company that there was no way Coach Self would even allow Grayson Allen on the KU team.

The KU cubiclenistas then spent the morning making Allen memes before IT blocked the website.