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Gems of the OU Game Thread
« on: October 18, 2014, 05:27:57 PM »
Greetings, Wildcats fans!  Dlew here doing another edition of the Gems from the Game Thread.  I went over to LandThieves.com and read 44 pages so YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

Let's get to it! 

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BOOMER ****ING SOONER!

Let's beat the **** out of classy LHC Bill Snyder!
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I'm all about ****ing up some cats....

PM me for pics of ****ed up cats....seriously...
um okay weirdo.

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My dad is going to an OU game for the first time since 2003. We'll win. He's good luck. OU beat A&M 77-0 that day.
ha ha ha...in your dad's idiot face, loser.

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Did a brief look thru past OU schedules, the last team to win back to back road games in Norman was Colorado in 95 & 98.

It ain't happening today. **** K-State.

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Defense showed up early... NICE
don't get used to it, chump.

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Knight is made of glass.

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Why was that not penalty on kstate
:bawl:
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Late hit. Come on Cody...
:frown:
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Where the flag on KSU for hitting TK? WTF?
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Dirty ass KState DB rewind. ****ing idiot refs.
:Crybaby:

it went on like this for about 25 posts. 

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Great start to the game. Welcome back to the crap storm everybody!

Thank you Alex Ross

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K ST still hasn't figured out how to stop our run game.

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That dude said beef in the hole

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Cody Thomas is about to become legend
Actually he's about to be yanked.

After gronk gronked it for a gronkgronk.
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MIke Stoops special right there.
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Well that sucked. Getting BTFO by Yo soy Fiesta's brother.
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****ing Tim Tebow bullshit, damnit.

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Our third down shittiness when Knight is in the game is absolutely comical.

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****ing Josh Heupel why am I even watching this?
They HATE Heupel.

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All the sudden our HUGE O-Line can't push this small kstate d-line off the ball...this team is really mental....

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another shitty punt
You're going to need to sit down because that punt won't even crack the top 3 special teams disasters for OU today.

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Getting physically dominated by Kansas ****ing State. Great.

The build up
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Yea, we get to go 99 yards. This should help our stats.
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here comes Mr. 3 and out! No more running the ball!
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Be nice time for a 99 yard grinder drive.

The aftermath
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Man Knight stinks
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How in the hell do you make that throw??? He's horrible.
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Bench his sorry ass.
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GET THIS ****ING Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) OUT OF THE GAME, HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT MONEY ON IT
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fire bob stoops
That was Knight's first incompletion.  And he went on to have a pretty good game.  They would score on the next play.

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How long until one of those low KSU snaps becomes an OU fumble recovery?
At least another 330 days or so.

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Lockett has ups. What a catch

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We are not a top 10 team, we just aren't. That includes the staff.
You'll be a top 10 team for about another 20 hours.

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Defense needs to jam these **** receivers. That will shut down KSU's little trinket pass play there.

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i wish our offense was half as creative as k state's
it really is beautiful when it's working.

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I hope Lockett rips both of his ****ing knees. I don't give a crap about karma on game day. **** him and the entire Lockett traitor family.
:sdeek:!  Wouldn't it be a shame if something awful happened to an OU WR? 

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****, if Sheppard is hurt, season over
ha! 

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So we're going to get into a shootout with....wait for it...Purple Kansas?


REALLY?

**** OFF
That purple kansas crap is cute when OU was woodshedding us.  Makes them look stupid when we punk them in their house two times in a row.

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Man we're going to miss Moneycutt.
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If only you knew.

After the miss before half:
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Moneycu......... NM

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outside of several defensive busts and the atrocious pick-6....we haven't played poorly at all.
aside from that, mrs. lincoln, how was the show?

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Only thing I'll say is the people knocking KSU are morons. This "OMG, guys... we're going to lose to Kansas ****ING STATE" like they're an 0-6 team is stupid. They are pretty good. As good or better than 2000, 2003 and 2012 KSU were. They're a bad kicker away from being top 5 and possibly even top 4/playoff contenders right now. But we've had many chances to be ahead in this game and we're still ****ing up too much.
agree with you point, but hold your schooner horses on saying this is the best k-state team ever.

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The problem is ****ing Snyder, ****ing Gundy, ****ing Patterson, ****ing Briles and ****ing Patterson would all do more with Oklahoma than what ****ing Stoops has been doing as late. And it doesn't matter how good these teams get, Oklahoma still should be ****ing better if Stoops was doing his ****ing job. He was the one that said Oklahoma is about championships. Well, where the **** are they in recent years?

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If Stoops does call it a day after the season, we should hire Briles. It's all about the offense these days. No one cares about defense anymore. Might as well hire an offensive genius....
LOL.  Briles wouldn't touch OU.

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I really wish Hunnicutt had hit that FG...
:Ugh:

SECOND HALF TIME!
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Why can OU make slow white guys look fast? that is on the players, not the coaches!
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****ing garbage. Nice start by defense. ****ing cuckhold motherfuckers.
:Wha:

oh my.

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KSU never ever makes a mistake against OU. EVER. Always play the perfect game.
except that time when we didn't have the punter lined up for a punt play during that game when the OU kid exploded.

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Waters is done.
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The big run by Waters might end up being our best play of the day.

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I swear if k state had caught that I would have taken a big diarrhea poo on my couch and used tweezers to pull out the good stuff for dinner tonight.
that's disgusting.

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We're going to win this game. We're playing a tough team that probably wants to beat OU more than anyone else on their schedule. Give 'em a break.

After their score:
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Good ****ing God, defense. This is horrible.

Another seam pass
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I can't believe the gradeschool, backyard football crap we keep falling for.
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How many times will we fall for that?
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Every time they run that play, their linemen are down the field. They need to ****ing call it!
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Do these officials not realize that the offense can't have linemen down field on a pass play that is completed beyond the line of scrimmage? Another big play for K-State that should have been called back.
Listen bucko, the conference knows who fills the coffers.  So shut up and get used to it.

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We are getting completely embarrassed on national TV.....by K State. Humiliating.
So arrogant.  :nono:

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What's been lost in all this is that our offenses torching what was supposed to be a pretty good defense.
On the next play...

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ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME ****ING HELL

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here comes grand daddy purp n his ball control offense
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TREVOR ****ING KNIGHT!
and now for the PAT
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are you ****ing kidding
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Even Moneycutt is getting involved in the suckage.
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4 pts we've lost on kicks. Hard to believe.
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That missed FG really is going to **** us, isn't it?
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If we lose this game by one ****ing point im going to lose my ****ing mind
:Carl:

They would stop us on a third down.

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**** YES SLKDFJAL:SFJKLDFJKDSKLLFJSDLJFSLJ I HOPE WE DONT HAVE TO KICK A FIELD GOAL
:Ugh:
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Punt that ****ing ball you cum filled crap eating **** ass wildcat dickwad pieces of dog crap wrapped in scabs and old man **** hair!
:Wha:
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If I ever meet Jake Trotter I'm going to **** punt him into the next county.
:surprised:

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This is where you wish you could run the ball behind a big o line with a big power back and take the clock down for your easy money FG kicker. Sadly I have no confidence in any of those things right now

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If I could, I would grow a big black **** just so I could make him suck it.
Biggest **** in history is from a white man. Do some ****ing research!
:confused:
so weird.

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In the park bench bomb game, Kansas State threw an 80 yard touchdown pass with hardly any time remaining to tie the game. I hope the hell we don't see a repeat. Has anyone heard a loud bang?
I think this guy is wrong -- he's thinking of '01 right?  We got waxed in '05.

anyways, here is their last drive
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I know we love Honeycutt, but after today I'm not that confident here.
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Under center the whole ****ing drive, then we go pistol on 3 and short? I'm furious
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Ugh... even our FG unit makes me nervous today
And here...we...go...






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OH MY GOD
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Ok don't kick it ever agin.
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See ya. Turned this crap off.
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Are you shitting me...?
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**** you Michael hunnicut. If anyone ever calls him money cut again I hope you get aids
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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME? KANSAS STATE IS GOING TO ****ING BEAT US! ****! We cannot get out of our own way.
:lol:
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OU: Here you go, KSU. Would you like this game giftwrapped?
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Wow what a ****ing ****sucking ****
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wow don't even know what to say about that missed FG! I'm speechless!
It goes back to that 3rd and goal call up the middle! K ST was 100% ready for the run up the middle!
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Yea another 8-9 win season. Woo Whoo Stoops is a God
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That's it... 9-3 when we should've been a title contender.
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It feels awful to say, but they are just losers today.

Sorry losers.
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All of you ****ers that made fun of the ksu kicker during the auburn game just got your karmic payback
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KSU was and is still better than us

Bob doesn't even looked surprised, kinda like he expected a shitshow today
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**** you, Michael Honneycut, you disgusting ****.
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I hope Michael hunnicutt gets hit by a bus tonight. ****ing **** ass **** kicker
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LHC Bill Snyder can DOAFHA. **** that old fudge packer.
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Agreed, I hope LHC Bill Snyder and Phaggot Lockett get hit by their own bus.


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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2014, 05:33:21 PM »
That's more sad than it is funny. Sorry, Dlew. :(
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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2014, 05:33:46 PM »
That's more sad than it is funny. Sorry, Dlew. :(
it's OU.  their sadness is funny.


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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2014, 05:35:44 PM »
I just feel like I lost a lot of respect for their fanbase.  They come across as a 7 year old that is angry/frustrated and can't control his emotions.

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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2014, 05:39:02 PM »
thank you, dlew

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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2014, 05:40:04 PM »
Their fans just aren't very entertaining. ISU was much better. Nice job with these though.
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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2014, 05:43:23 PM »
That's more sad than it is funny. Sorry, Dlew. :(
it's OU.  their sadness is funny.

it was pretty funny.  i bet oakland, los angeles and baltimore would have been funnier though.   :blank:
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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2014, 05:46:00 PM »
I love these posts.

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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2014, 05:48:38 PM »
I just feel like I lost a lot of respect for their fanbase.  They come across as a 7 year old that is angry/frustrated and can't control his emotions.

They are worse than the Missouri fans. I didn't lose any respect for them, though, because I never had any in the first place.

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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2014, 05:48:40 PM »
What terrible, weird, disgusting fans.  T's and P's to them. Much needed.

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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2014, 05:48:50 PM »
What the hell is wrong with those people? Although, this one had me rolling.



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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2014, 05:50:38 PM »
We should give ou to the sec
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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2014, 05:51:05 PM »
Vulgar and pathetic

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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2014, 06:10:53 PM »
I like the part where the guy calls snyds an old fudge packer. 

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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2014, 06:12:26 PM »
my daughter and i were reading this thread together. she is now crying uncontrollably because of what I read to her.
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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2014, 06:18:13 PM »

I like the part where the guy calls snyds an old fudge packer.

I bet Coach Snyder really does like fudge though.

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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2014, 06:19:26 PM »
Man I don't know what I'd write if the Cats lost a game like that.

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« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2014, 06:22:59 PM »
Man I don't know what I'd write if the Cats lost a game like that.

what did you write in the auburn game thread?

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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2014, 06:58:32 PM »
Dlews commentary was better than the gems. They put the meh in message boards.
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« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2014, 07:23:07 PM »
It wouldn't have been so bad if they weren't all stupid bigots.

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« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2014, 07:26:42 PM »
I like the part where the guy calls snyds an old fudge packer.

Yes. That was very funny...and pathetic.
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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2014, 07:49:19 PM »
It wouldn't have been so bad if they weren't all stupid bigots.

If you thought the hillbillies in the stands were bad, these posters are the ones that can't even afford to attend a home game.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Gems of the OU Game Thread
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2014, 08:48:09 PM »
my daughter and i were reading this thread together. she is now crying uncontrollably because of what I read to her.

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« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2014, 08:50:47 PM »
I don't know the lockett clans extended living history but to call them traitors seemed just silly. 
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« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2014, 09:06:17 PM »
They seem extremely loyal to me.
I don't know the lockett clans extended living history but to call them traitors seemed just silly.