Johnny Football sues

[wiley]

Not sure if this is the right thread or not...

http://www.sports790.com/onair/the-proper-gentlemen-of-sports-52356/johnny-manziel-being-sued-12386909

 

it absolutely is
http://deadspin.com/25-million-lawsuit-filed-against-johnny-manziel-is-bat-1580596256

['taterblast]

Manziel told me if I don't want him because his penis is small, when he gets drafted by the NFL he will get a penis enlargement and he'll be Long John Silvers.

Johnny Manziel refers to his penis as his Vienna Sausage and told me good things come from small packages.

Johnny Manziel said he Skyes [sic] with Judereon Clowney [sic] in South Carolina, and Clowney sent Manziel a Pic of is penis which was 9 inches, and Manziel showed it to me on Skype and asked me if I could handle that monster.

Manziel sent me a homemade video of himself at Walt Disney World on "It's a Small World" ride in the Magic Kingdom, and while the song is on, he puts the camera down and unbuttons his pants, pulls his penis out and jingles his penis to the music.

[OK_Cat]

it's obviously fake, but it's pretty funny that it made it this far.

[Alpinist]

Ya, obviously

[troubledscribe]

Manziel has a lot to answer for.

[wetwillie]

putting a bun between his penis sounds like a real talent

[CNS]

 

[MixBerryCrunch]

The "it's a small world" part has me rolling at work. 

[Dugout DickStone]

lots of legal claims being made

[420seriouscat69]

putting a bun between his penis sounds like a real talent

I'm doing that tonight.

[MadCat]

Is it a #fanningbrag before or after the fact?

[nicname]

putting a bun between his penis sounds like a real talent

I'm doing that tonight.

Perfect way to accessorize the "naked man."

[star seed 7]

just tried this.  what do you do if the bun is too small?

[nicname]

just tried this.  what do you do if the bun is too small?

 

[Lucas Scoopsalot]

 

[420seriouscat69]

I know most of you dumbasses have a hard on for this dude, but what a dumb eff!

http://www.nfl.com/videos/cleveland-browns/0ap3000000379799/Manziel-shows-his-frustration

https://vine.co/v/M3twMiMuO1h

Yes, we saw you flip them off, Dumbass. It's Monday night football.

[star seed 7]

what a thug

[Tobias]

gang signs?  drugs?  this thing has it all

[420seriouscat69]

what a thugdumbass

fyp

[420seriouscat69]

gang signs?  drugs?  this thing has it all

seriously tho. Why do you guys like this loser so much?

[star seed 7]

i hate him, this is just a ridiculous thing to care about

[The Big Train]

gang signs?  drugs?  this thing has it all

seriously tho. Why do you guys like this loser so much?

JFF is the biggest piece of crap in the NFL, NCAA etc. dude is a garbage human who stole the heisman, and is the worst human anyone could ever ask for, he steals, cheats, probably uses steroid, and lots of other stuff to make him fast, and is just a dumb person

[kim carnes]

gang signs?  drugs?  this thing has it all

seriously tho. Why do you guys like this loser so much?

JFF is the biggest piece of crap in the NFL, NCAA etc. dude is a garbage human who stole the heisman, and is the worst human anyone could ever ask for, he steals, cheats, probably uses steroid, and lots of other stuff to make him fast, and is just a dumb person

 

[The Big Train]

gang signs?  drugs?  this thing has it all

seriously tho. Why do you guys like this loser so much?

JFF is the biggest piece of crap in the NFL, NCAA etc. dude is a garbage human who stole the heisman, and is the worst human anyone could ever ask for, he steals, cheats, probably uses steroid, and lots of other stuff to make him fast, and is just a dumb person

 

i know carnes, i know, he is that bad

[Trim]

He is an EMAW hero for giving KSU a clear path to the 2012 national title.