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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #300 on: October 28, 2016, 03:44:09 PM »
you're trying to convince the wrong people

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #301 on: October 28, 2016, 03:46:11 PM »
Don't Tread on me (or take my 'dos)

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #302 on: October 28, 2016, 04:04:49 PM »
Someone shop the don't tread on me flag but put a big black triumphant 'do on the tail.

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #303 on: October 28, 2016, 04:09:47 PM »
I just imagined that Ammon and Cliven got their own reality show on Trump Network and passed out, woke up 5 minutes later and cried tears of hope

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #304 on: October 28, 2016, 05:02:49 PM »
I just imagined that Ammon and Cliven got their own reality show on Trump Network and passed out, woke up 5 minutes later and cried tears of hope

Whoa, yes

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #305 on: October 28, 2016, 05:12:44 PM »
It would be like Anthony bourdains shows, but with nowwhereville federal bird watching outposts instead of foreign countries, and 'dos instead of delish food.  Would still be great, though.

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #306 on: October 28, 2016, 05:38:45 PM »
I've never wanted anything more

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #307 on: October 28, 2016, 05:57:02 PM »
MOLON MY LABE DAESH!

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #308 on: October 28, 2016, 06:07:35 PM »
It would be more like a real housewives because of how painfully un self aware

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #309 on: October 29, 2016, 07:04:20 AM »
You're under arrest for conspiracy to inhibit a federal employee from getting to work, how do you plea?

I was only trying to make sure they used soy milk in my latte, I didn't know the guy behind me was a park ranger running late.
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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #310 on: October 29, 2016, 09:45:07 AM »
FSD, I would want you to write script material for the show. 

we need a name for my show.  "Cliven and Amon plus 8 (dildos)"  <---  still a work in progress

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #311 on: October 29, 2016, 11:57:53 AM »
8 Dildos Is Enough.  Based on the '80's family sitcom (loosely) but with a common theme of constantly arriving new Dildos that puts them frustratingly over 8.

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #312 on: October 29, 2016, 12:51:13 PM »
'do dynasty
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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #313 on: October 29, 2016, 01:08:11 PM »
My 2 'Dos

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #314 on: October 29, 2016, 01:32:59 PM »
Keeping up with the dildos
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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #315 on: October 29, 2016, 03:26:35 PM »

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #316 on: October 29, 2016, 04:28:15 PM »
The Fellowship of C-Rings.

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #317 on: October 29, 2016, 07:25:55 PM »
Lol

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #318 on: October 30, 2016, 03:55:33 PM »
one episode can be going to a patriots game

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #319 on: October 30, 2016, 04:53:56 PM »
FSD, I would want you to write script material for the show. 

we need a name for my show.  "Cliven and Amon plus 8 (dildos)"  <---  still a work in progress

I feel like a script would disrupt the ad lib genious of the yallquaeda tribe.  We just need to invent the scene and situation (somebody's favorite dildo is missing and/or appears used)
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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #320 on: October 30, 2016, 08:17:28 PM »
FSD, I would want you to write script material for the show. 

we need a name for my show.  "Cliven and Amon plus 8 (dildos)"  <---  still a work in progress

I feel like a script would disrupt the ad lib genious of the yallquaeda tribe.  We just need to invent the scene and situation (somebody's favorite dildo is missing and/or appears used)

most good reality tv is somewhat scripted

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #321 on: July 10, 2018, 11:36:39 AM »
guys, they are going to be able to do this again.

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #322 on: July 10, 2018, 11:44:09 AM »
Free 'dos and a presidential pardon, crime really does pay
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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #323 on: July 10, 2018, 11:56:02 AM »
How did no one call this a year ago?

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Re: YallQaeda
« Reply #324 on: December 07, 2018, 09:04:09 AM »
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/420224-ammon-bundy-leaves-militia-movement-after-ripping-trump-over

He said the decision comes after he faced fierce backlash for opposing Trump’s attacks on a caravan of migrants.

"It's like being in a room full of people in here, trying to teach, and no one is listening," he told the outlet. "The vast majority seemed to hang on to what seemed like hate, and fear, and almost warmongering, and I don't want to associate myself with warmongers."

Bundy said it was “incorrect” for Trump to characterize the group of Central American migrant traveling toward the U.S. as “all criminal.”

"To group them all up like, frankly, our president has done — you know, trying to speak respectfully — he has basically called them all criminals and said they’re not coming in here. ... It seems that there’s been this group stereotype,” Bundy said in a video posted to Facebook.

"What about the fathers, the mothers and the children, that have come here and are willing to go through the process to apply for asylum so they can come into this country and benefit from not having to be oppressed continually with criminals?" he added.