Every one of his press conferences (I assume he would hold these unlike his predecessor) would end up with him telling some rambling story about this time he and his old friend __________ who's really important got together, and then the story would abruptly stop or venture into another story without an ending and then he'd scream at someone for no reason other than the guy used a word he didn't understand.
It would be like listening to last ten years Harry Carey mixed with Ike Turner. Funny, but sad.