Author Topic: KU football is NOT going through a rough patch. Cheer on our hawk brothers here!  (Read 3146930 times)

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12675 on: July 08, 2015, 01:48:32 PM »
Totally scamming the prostitute system. 
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He doesn't have to pay.

Hell of a system, iyam... Inquire about prices, jerk it to the free crap, and just never "tip".
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12676 on: July 08, 2015, 01:52:17 PM »
So, you just splooged on your rug and just left it there.  Am I understanding correctly?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12677 on: July 08, 2015, 01:56:03 PM »
Guys what does MFC mean?

Also I just read the last 8 or so pages.  People should really keep their personal sexual lives off social media.  Also sounds like someone needs a new rug. 

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12678 on: July 08, 2015, 02:19:27 PM »
Totally scamming the prostitute system. 
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He doesn't have to pay.

Hell of a system, iyam... Inquire about prices, jerk it to the free crap, and just never "tip".
That's messed up. It makes sense tho. Since he's a welcher and all.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12679 on: July 08, 2015, 02:26:50 PM »
So, you just splooged on your rug and just left it there.  Am I understanding correctly?

I took it to mean that he jizzed on his rug, and then rolled up the rug and gave it to his cousin so he could give it to Brittany. Only confusing thing about it is, how will she know which of the many jizz stains is the one he left her as a present?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12680 on: July 08, 2015, 02:36:06 PM »
I need more athletic prowess stories.

Heard he was a total stud in badminton during PE
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« Reply #12681 on: July 08, 2015, 02:39:20 PM »
I need more athletic prowess stories.

Heard he was a total stud in badminton during PE

Naw.. he was good, but his second cousin was a huge rough ridin' stud.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12682 on: July 08, 2015, 02:53:08 PM »
I need more athletic prowess stories.

Heard he was a total stud in badminton during PE

Naw.. he was good, but his second cousin was a huge rough ridin' stud.

Is this the one that sits down to pee?
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12683 on: July 08, 2015, 03:02:00 PM »
some of you guys need to quit posting

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12684 on: July 08, 2015, 06:14:31 PM »
Yikes.  How embarrassing. 


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12685 on: July 08, 2015, 07:39:58 PM »
some of you guys need to quit posting

they think it makes them sound witty. sounds like they know quite a bit about MFC themselves.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12686 on: July 08, 2015, 08:34:02 PM »
some of you guys need to quit posting

they think it makes them sound witty. sounds like they know quite a bit about MFC themselves.
How about letting the non-perv's in on this "MFC" you keep bringing up.
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12687 on: July 08, 2015, 08:36:52 PM »
some of you guys need to quit posting

they think it makes them sound witty. sounds like they know quite a bit about MFC themselves.

i think they are just trying to rile you up tim, i wouldn't take it too seriously
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12688 on: July 08, 2015, 10:55:51 PM »
Murphy will just take the frisbee behind a bush now and growl if you try to take it.
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12689 on: July 09, 2015, 08:48:29 PM »
i will never not laugh at his twitter pic. just creepy as eff
I'm just trying to figure out who took the picture.  I mean there must have been a really strange conversation that took place just before it was taken, and you know he carefully selected his favorite shot out of several very similar photos for his profile pic.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12690 on: July 09, 2015, 10:15:21 PM »
Guys what does MFC mean?

Also I just read the last 8 or so pages.  People should really keep their personal sexual lives off social media.  Also sounds like someone needs a new rug. 

My free cams. Its where our little ljmhawk friend goes to watch women undress.

That's creepy

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12691 on: July 10, 2015, 08:58:37 AM »
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/college/big-12/university-of-kansas/article26908306.html

Kansas football coach David Beaty faces numbers crisis in first season

Among the penalties: scholarship reductions. According to the sanctions, which came down in 2012, Penn State could only offer 15 football scholarships per year — 10 fewer than the maximum allowed. By the 2014 season, the program would be limited to just 65 total scholarships — 20 fewer than the NCAA maximum of 85 for football.

The NCAA would ultimately lessen the punishment, but in the short term, the Nittany Lions felt the pain. In 2013, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, they began the season with just 66 scholarship players — an unheard of number at the Division I level.

“This really is (like) a six-year sanction,” said then Penn State coach Bill O’Brien, when discussing the scholarship reductions.

Two years later, another college football program is approaching the fall with fewer than 66 scholarship players. This program is not under any NCAA sanctions. This program has not run afoul of the NCAA rule book — at least not in the last decade.

This program is Kansas, and it counts 64 scholarship players on the roster this summer, a stunningly low number for those who follow college football.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12692 on: July 10, 2015, 08:59:42 AM »
So WTF is going on here goEMAWers?  Are you really going to let ku challenge you for the Big Tenwelve's Walk-On Aggie title?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12693 on: July 10, 2015, 09:04:13 AM »
They see a successful program and are trying to steal the secret sauce. 

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« Reply #12694 on: July 10, 2015, 09:08:28 AM »
They see a successful program and are trying to steal the secret sauce. 

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TCU doesn't have a bunch of walk ons.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12695 on: July 10, 2015, 09:09:24 AM »
Pfft.  Well, that is just not sustainable.  Enjoy it while you have it. 

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12696 on: July 10, 2015, 09:19:13 AM »
They see a successful program and are trying to steal the secret sauce. 

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TCU doesn't have a bunch of walk ons.

Yeah, but TCU has only recently been as good as its ranking. Thanks, Big XII?

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #12697 on: July 10, 2015, 09:21:23 AM »
That's because no one wants to walk on at TCU, because it cost a bajillion dollars to go there.

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« Reply #12698 on: July 10, 2015, 09:39:12 AM »
That's because no one wants to walk on at TCU, because it cost a bajillion dollars to go there.

This is incorrect.

One of my best friend's roommates walked on at TCU. 

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« Reply #12699 on: July 10, 2015, 09:39:47 AM »


Yeah, but TCU has only recently been as good as its ranking. Thanks, Big XII?

This is incorrect as well.  #Rosebowlchamps.