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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15625 on: September 19, 2016, 01:30:50 PM »
Surely a state school could throw more money at him than some city school...  :Keke:

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15626 on: September 19, 2016, 01:32:10 PM »
they should go after mack

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15627 on: September 19, 2016, 01:33:36 PM »
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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15629 on: September 19, 2016, 01:58:02 PM »
Can the rape rate get any higher in Lawrence?  I kinda doubt it.  With that in mind Art would be a great fit. Pre-existing condition type thing. He'd have plausible deniability that would easily be believed.
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« Reply #15630 on: September 19, 2016, 02:15:23 PM »
Re: What's the strategy?



10:07 AM


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Currently our strategy is when the ball is snapped all 11 of our players take off in different directions hoping one of them gets lucky and makes a big play.
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« Reply #15631 on: September 19, 2016, 02:22:12 PM »
Art will be off the table by the time they fire this guy.  They might be able to get Petrino after he burns some more bridges.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15632 on: September 19, 2016, 02:54:04 PM »
Someone started their "Countdown to Kickoff" thread again at 348.  I applaud that person's humor, and mourn with them at the same time.
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« Reply #15633 on: September 19, 2016, 04:09:56 PM »
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Playing second fiddle to KSU for in state recruits is our own fault, as they have ZERO natural advantages over us.

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So it's our fault that they hired a HOF warlock who was content with staying in the small pond his whole life? I guess.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15634 on: September 19, 2016, 04:11:56 PM »
The small pond comment is as if any of their coaches have left them for something larger.   :lol:

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« Reply #15635 on: September 19, 2016, 04:16:31 PM »
Minnesota :dunno:

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« Reply #15636 on: September 19, 2016, 04:21:44 PM »
At the time?  I mean, back then they were lightyears ahead of where they are now.  Mason won 5 or 6 games a year, or so, iirc.

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« Reply #15637 on: September 19, 2016, 04:42:49 PM »
minnesota sucked back then, like now


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15638 on: September 19, 2016, 04:56:19 PM »
Can the rape rate get any higher in Lawrence?

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« Reply #15639 on: September 19, 2016, 05:17:23 PM »
self will never allow the hiring of a football coach who makes more than he does

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« Reply #15640 on: September 19, 2016, 05:35:15 PM »
self will never allow the hiring of a football coach who makes more than he does

while that might be true, when you have super donors, bill self becomes expendable.  fire bill self, hire phil jackson.  #superdonormove


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« Reply #15641 on: September 19, 2016, 05:52:40 PM »
self will never allow the hiring of a football coach who makes more than he does

Could just go dig under the couch cushions of the old couch down in the rec room for some more super donor change and give Bill and biga$$ed boost as well.

That way, everybody is happy.

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15642 on: September 19, 2016, 05:57:09 PM »
GLENN MASON
He's available. Also, sweet LinkedIn page: https://www.linkedin.com/in/glen-mason-13942914

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« Reply #15643 on: September 19, 2016, 06:00:47 PM »
Jim Tressel
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« Reply #15644 on: September 19, 2016, 06:50:50 PM »
i hear spurrier is available

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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15645 on: September 19, 2016, 07:13:52 PM »
whoever they hire, he'll have to be one lying and cheating son of a bitch.  there's really no way to win while playing by the rules in lawrentucky, kansas.

^actual quote from bill self


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15646 on: September 19, 2016, 08:23:58 PM »
They should hire Pellini.


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Re: KU football is hurting
« Reply #15647 on: September 19, 2016, 09:14:06 PM »
They already tried the whole "hire a recognizable coach with a track record of losing thing."

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« Reply #15648 on: September 19, 2016, 09:16:02 PM »
Yea They need someone who's sole intent is to recruit good players by any means necessary
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« Reply #15649 on: September 19, 2016, 09:46:39 PM »
They already tried the whole "hire a recognizable coach with a track record of losing thing."
except pelini doesn't have a track record of losing. 


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