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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #100 on: June 01, 2013, 06:27:03 AM »
Mikey, shut up

make me tough guy....just make me.   :shakesfist:
Lawn mower guy banging chicks all over the place is a very hilarious office thing. MORE! :excited:

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« Reply #101 on: June 01, 2013, 08:46:03 AM »
I walked in on the old man who was the founder and prez of a steel company we shared the floor with, attempting to crap in the urinal. When I walked in he said... "Oh, I can't do this here." and went into one of the stalls (pants still down).

He was really rough ridin' senile so it was more sad than funny at the time.  But now, I think it's funny as crap so I posted it in this thread. 
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Re: Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #102 on: June 01, 2013, 08:53:02 AM »
I walked in on the old man who was the founder and prez of a steel company we shared the floor with, attempting to crap in the urinal. When I walked in he said... "Oh, I can't do this here." and went into one of the stalls (pants still down).

He was really rough ridin' senile so it was more sad than funny at the time.  But now, I think it's funny as crap so I posted it in this thread.

That steel company is mumped

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Re: Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #103 on: June 01, 2013, 09:03:04 AM »
I walked in on the old man who was the founder and prez of a steel company we shared the floor with, attempting to crap in the urinal. When I walked in he said... "Oh, I can't do this here." and went into one of the stalls (pants still down).

He was really rough ridin' senile so it was more sad than funny at the time.  But now, I think it's funny as crap so I posted it in this thread.

That steel company is mumped

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« Reply #104 on: June 01, 2013, 12:00:24 PM »
This was 10 years ago FWIW
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #105 on: June 01, 2013, 12:56:06 PM »
Sounds like he was just pretending to be senile so he could eff with the janitors

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #106 on: July 03, 2013, 09:08:16 AM »
Ok so one up my coworkers put up these easter window sticker gummies things about two years ago. In that time it was vandalized with permament marker facial features then served as flypaper catching and killing all the fruit flies that infested my potted bamboo plant. Now the whole thing is decomposing and sagging/melting/dripping down my window.



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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #107 on: July 03, 2013, 09:15:42 AM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #108 on: July 03, 2013, 09:16:01 AM »
:lol:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #109 on: August 09, 2013, 10:36:11 AM »
Slow day at the office so we decided to make a miniature golf course.  Ran out of room so we're counting Wii golf as well.












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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #110 on: August 09, 2013, 10:38:14 AM »
 :lol:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #111 on: August 09, 2013, 10:38:41 AM »
I'd rather go home if this was going on at my office

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #112 on: August 09, 2013, 10:39:08 AM »
at least it gets you up off your couch desk

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #113 on: August 09, 2013, 10:39:30 AM »
lopakman def seems to have the most "interesting" workplace so far, keep 'em coming

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #114 on: August 09, 2013, 11:04:05 AM »
my workplace doesn't have wifi and there are more workers than internet jacks so we have to share

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Re: Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #115 on: August 09, 2013, 11:12:40 AM »
my workplace doesn't have wifi and there are more workers than internet jacks so we have to share

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I can mail you an extra router if you'd like personal wifi
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Re: Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #116 on: August 09, 2013, 11:17:41 AM »
my workplace doesn't have wifi and there are more workers than internet jacks so we have to share

 :blank:

I can mail you an extra router if you'd like personal wifi
that would be hilarious and awesome but today's my last day


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Re: Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #117 on: August 09, 2013, 11:19:42 AM »
my workplace doesn't have wifi and there are more workers than internet jacks so we have to share

 :blank:

I can mail you an extra router if you'd like personal wifi
that would be hilarious and awesome but today's my last day

Reasons to find a new job thread? No Wifi is a pretty good one.

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Re: Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #118 on: August 09, 2013, 11:28:43 AM »
Reasons to find a new job thread? No Wifi is a pretty good one.

having to timeshare ethernet jacks to do your job would be another good one

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #119 on: August 09, 2013, 11:46:03 AM »


The thing on the wall:  we did that during one of my old projects.  :D

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #120 on: August 09, 2013, 12:23:44 PM »
Slow day at the office so we decided to make a miniature golf course.  Ran out of room so we're counting Wii golf as well.












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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #121 on: August 09, 2013, 01:00:58 PM »


The thing on the wall:  we did that during one of my old projects.  :D

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #122 on: August 09, 2013, 01:12:00 PM »


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #123 on: August 09, 2013, 02:05:53 PM »
A couple months ago after a long meeting the guy next to me stood up to leave and took one step and hit the floor really really hard right on his shoulder.  Turns out his foot had fallen asleep during the meeting.  Was hilarious.  Hurt his shoulder pretty bad though.

Not office related but this happened to me 2 days ago when I woke up. Face full of carpet, and jammed my toes which I couldn't feel.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #124 on: August 09, 2013, 07:06:26 PM »
We don't dick around at my office. Just make  :kstategrad: