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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1275 on: January 26, 2016, 03:34:38 PM »
we're in the new office! Bad dog owner's dog likes to pee on the deck. He (owner, not dog) is currently using a second chair to prop up his feet. Wouldn't be a big deal, except he's in socks, and it's at the table where everyone eats lunch.
I would just murder this guy where he sits if i worked there.

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« Reply #1276 on: January 26, 2016, 03:40:16 PM »
we're in the new office! Bad dog owner's dog likes to pee on the deck. He (owner, not dog) is currently using a second chair to prop up his feet. Wouldn't be a big deal, except he's in socks, and it's at the table where everyone eats lunch.
I would just murder this guy where he sits if i worked there.

that's probably the worst place you could murder this guy, assuming you don't want to get caught

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1277 on: February 05, 2016, 03:37:38 PM »
It's getting rough ridin' ridiculous.  Is Quik Trip hiring?


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1278 on: February 05, 2016, 06:49:29 PM »
menudo?
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« Reply #1279 on: February 05, 2016, 07:01:03 PM »
menudo?
Looks like he upgraded crockpots. This is an oster maybe?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1280 on: February 14, 2016, 10:43:41 PM »
One of my coworkers is a single mom so she brings the kid in when we have meetings after work. The kid usually uses my computer/desk while we're in meetings. 2-3 weeks ago, I see the kid playing with my stapler for some reason. I don't think much of it then find my stapler is broken the next morning. Last week I brought in some bomb red velvet cookies to snack on during the work day. After our evening work meeting the mom informs me her kid had eaten them.

Why does this kid have it out for me?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1281 on: February 14, 2016, 10:53:58 PM »
You have meetings outside of business hours?
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« Reply #1282 on: February 14, 2016, 11:00:29 PM »
You have meetings outside of business hours?

Work committee

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1283 on: February 15, 2016, 08:38:12 AM »
Pink eye :sdeek:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1284 on: February 15, 2016, 08:40:21 AM »
One of my coworkers is a single mom so she brings the kid in when we have meetings after work. The kid usually uses my computer/desk while we're in meetings. 2-3 weeks ago, I see the kid playing with my stapler for some reason. I don't think much of it then find my stapler is broken the next morning. Last week I brought in some bomb red velvet cookies to snack on during the work day. After our evening work meeting the mom informs me her kid had eaten them.

Why does this kid have it out for me?

Why can't the kid use his mom's desk?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1285 on: February 15, 2016, 08:43:21 AM »
Pink eye :sdeek:
eff that, go home. And if they try to make you take pto let the hro rep know its an unsafe work environment

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« Reply #1286 on: February 15, 2016, 12:32:13 PM »
One of my coworkers is a single mom so she brings the kid in when we have meetings after work. The kid usually uses my computer/desk while we're in meetings. 2-3 weeks ago, I see the kid playing with my stapler for some reason. I don't think much of it then find my stapler is broken the next morning. Last week I brought in some bomb red velvet cookies to snack on during the work day. After our evening work meeting the mom informs me her kid had eaten them.

Why does this kid have it out for me?

Why can't the kid use his mom's desk?

Her mom works in a different building. Committee meetings are held in my building. I'm the only committee member with an office in the building so I let her use it to keep her entertained. It beats having her in the meeting.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1287 on: March 11, 2016, 02:19:35 PM »


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1288 on: March 11, 2016, 02:22:05 PM »
My boss just used the word "incestual" three times in a conversation.

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« Reply #1289 on: March 11, 2016, 02:39:15 PM »
Yeah real mature, lib.



jk man that's funny   :D

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1290 on: March 11, 2016, 04:18:58 PM »

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1291 on: March 24, 2016, 10:42:15 AM »
I just made a coworker measure my hair. He then suggested I get it corn-rowed.

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« Reply #1292 on: March 24, 2016, 10:46:23 AM »
I just made a coworker measure my hair. He then suggested I get it corn-rowed.

That takes way too long.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1293 on: March 24, 2016, 10:50:02 AM »
I just made a coworker measure my hair. He then suggested I get it corn-rowed.

That takes way too long.

i wouldn't keep them in for very long, so i don't think i will pursue it.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1294 on: March 24, 2016, 10:53:30 AM »
I just made a coworker measure my hair. He then suggested I get it corn-rowed.

That takes way too long.

i wouldn't keep them in for very long, so i don't think i will pursue it.

Are you a black dude?  Cause white folks just get their's wheat-rowed... it's a Kansas thing, I think.  :D
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1295 on: March 24, 2016, 10:59:34 AM »
I just made a coworker measure my hair. He then suggested I get it corn-rowed.

That takes way too long.

i wouldn't keep them in for very long, so i don't think i will pursue it.

Are you a black dude?  Cause white folks just get their's wheat-rowed... it's a Kansas thing, I think.  :D

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1296 on: April 12, 2016, 04:14:57 PM »
just doing a little housekeeping on a former employees computer and found some interesting search history....to include: "looking for an erotic massage to completion for my wife"


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1297 on: April 12, 2016, 07:54:47 PM »
lol

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1298 on: April 12, 2016, 08:04:48 PM »
Somebody needs to post a new picture so we don't see emo's office toilet when this thread is bumped :barf:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1299 on: April 28, 2016, 06:02:28 PM »
more wtf than hilarious but this woman started in my department like 6 weeks ago.  i've said maybe 5 words to her in that time.  anyway she's sharing an office with the guy next door for the time being, but he was gone today.  so she has a work question and she comes to my office and asks me the question and i answer it and then she just stays there and starts small talking.  so i'm being friendly and hoping she stops soon but then she starts talking about how her chair is uncomfortable and then she says "i shouldn't say this, but it's making my butt (leans in and whispers) and other things (leans back and goes back to normal voice) numb.  i couldn't feel anything until like 7:30 last night"  then she started laughing and jokingly said not to tell hr on her.

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