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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1000 on: November 17, 2015, 09:02:52 AM »
my office now has a truck with truck nuts  :frown:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1001 on: November 17, 2015, 09:06:51 AM »
my office now has a truck with truck nuts  :frown:

You need to IRL PI the crap out of that dork
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1002 on: November 17, 2015, 09:08:49 AM »
  tag the truck nuts with glue and a fistfull of pubes

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1003 on: November 17, 2015, 09:14:46 AM »
Ping in my office definitely does not mean IM because I've heard it used to describe contacting someone outside the company who I am sure was not on any im platform. Also loved the joke, puni.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1004 on: November 17, 2015, 09:16:42 AM »
Also I'm pretty sure that if there's an email error to our company email the auto reply says "thanks for pinging us!"

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1005 on: November 17, 2015, 09:26:20 AM »
my office now has a truck with truck nuts  :frown:

A person that works there has a truck with truck nuts or a company truck has truck nuts?

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« Reply #1006 on: November 17, 2015, 09:31:39 AM »
my office now has a truck with truck nuts  :frown:

A person that works there has a truck with truck nuts or a company truck has truck nuts?
Tell your boss to paint some big hairy nuts on the bottom of his plane. Bet he would get all the laughs at NBAA.

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« Reply #1007 on: November 17, 2015, 09:35:14 AM »
my office now has a truck with truck nuts  :frown:

A person that works there has a truck with truck nuts or a company truck has truck nuts?

person that works here  :frown:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1008 on: November 17, 2015, 09:35:46 AM »
kinda freaking out over here. do i quit my job?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1009 on: November 17, 2015, 09:38:32 AM »
1-roughly what # of people work at your office?
2-is there a small pool of obvious candidates, or is the fact that some normal person in your office has truck nuts terrifying?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1010 on: November 17, 2015, 09:43:59 AM »
60% of my coworkers are anthropomorphic truck nuts

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1011 on: November 17, 2015, 10:07:00 AM »
Put some nutz on the beamer
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1012 on: November 17, 2015, 10:21:30 AM »
1-roughly what # of people work at your office?
2-is there a small pool of obvious candidates, or is the fact that some normal person in your office has truck nuts terrifying?

1- not very many. maybe 25.
2- i know exactly who has the truck nutz.

Put some nutz on the beamer

beamers dont need nutz. when you drive a beamer everyone automatically knows you have ginormous balls and they dont eff with you.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1013 on: November 17, 2015, 10:34:56 AM »
i know exactly who has the truck nutz.

do the nutz fit the owner's personality?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1014 on: November 17, 2015, 10:52:45 AM »
1-roughly what # of people work at your office?
2-is there a small pool of obvious candidates, or is the fact that some normal person in your office has truck nuts terrifying?

1- not very many. maybe 25.
2- i know exactly who has the truck nutz.

Put some nutz on the beamer

beamers dont need nutz. when you drive a beamer everyone automatically knows you have ginormous balls and they dont eff with you.

I don't think you understand beamnutz
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1015 on: November 17, 2015, 11:09:53 AM »
1-roughly what # of people work at your office?
2-is there a small pool of obvious candidates, or is the fact that some normal person in your office has truck nuts terrifying?

1- not very many. maybe 25.
2- i know exactly who has the truck nutz.

Put some nutz on the beamer

beamers dont need nutz. when you drive a beamer everyone automatically knows you have ginormous balls and they dont eff with you.

I don't think you understand beamnutz

explain beamnutz then
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1016 on: November 17, 2015, 11:10:45 AM »
i know exactly who has the truck nutz.

do the nutz fit the owner's personality?

its a woman so who knows
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1017 on: November 17, 2015, 11:11:25 AM »
Female trucknutz? Well i'll be.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1018 on: November 17, 2015, 11:11:37 AM »
Meet them at the statue and tell it to their faces,  preventativemaintenance&safetyhead!
yeah wtf, he is rough ridin' up my bbsing with that username

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1019 on: November 17, 2015, 11:12:30 AM »
Beamnutz aren't about flexin your own nuts, it's about your beamer flexin it's nutz. You really want everyone to think your beamer has no nutz. Give me a rough ridin' break brah
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1021 on: November 17, 2015, 11:28:01 AM »
Beamnutz aren't about flexin your own nuts, it's about your beamer flexin it's nutz. You really want everyone to think your beamer has no nutz. Give me a rough ridin' break brah

brah, my beamer's nuts are under the hood. you wanna question my beamer's manhood you can meet me a quarter mile away in about 10 seconds.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1022 on: November 17, 2015, 11:29:52 AM »
im gonna race truck nutz chick for the truck nutz. if i win i will auction them off at FF16.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1023 on: November 17, 2015, 11:30:17 AM »
Oh you're one of those guys? I bet you have stickers all over the beamer trying to fake nutz
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #1024 on: November 17, 2015, 11:34:50 AM »
idk why im on trial here. if you want a ride in the 5 series lib you can just ask. no need to start with the bumper sticker smack talk.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.