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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #725 on: June 29, 2015, 03:58:44 PM »
From Ms. Wacky today at work:

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so we have like 30+ reps and 7-8 people on the call from (place of work)
and we are like mid call and all of a sudden we hear this women, at first it sounds like a child...and then MOANING
some women was getting it good on the call and they didn’t have it on Mute
seriously..someone was either doing it or watching porn during the call

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #726 on: June 29, 2015, 03:59:50 PM »
Did you edit that or just c/p?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #727 on: June 29, 2015, 04:02:27 PM »
Did you edit that or just c/p?
Only edit was (place of work)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #728 on: June 29, 2015, 04:12:59 PM »
Does your work have a "pantry?" I'm at an office this week that has one, it's pretty boss. Tons of free crap like coconut water, San pellegrino, Greek yogurt and wasabi peas.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #729 on: June 29, 2015, 04:15:16 PM »
Does your work have a "pantry?" I'm at an office this week that has one, it's pretty boss. Tons of free crap like coconut water, San pellegrino, Greek yogurt and wasabi peas.

no but we have a fridge with nasty ass condiments/leftovers that people forget about.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #730 on: June 29, 2015, 08:33:24 PM »
I sit by an older lady (40s-50s) and she complains about how her ducks and chickens really upset her. She speaks about them as if they are her children. It's amusing.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #731 on: June 29, 2015, 11:22:17 PM »

Does your work have a "pantry?" I'm at an office this week that has one, it's pretty boss. Tons of free crap like coconut water, San pellegrino, Greek yogurt and wasabi peas.

I once worked in an office that supplied Nantucket Nectars. It was kind of random.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #732 on: June 30, 2015, 08:00:28 AM »
Our office used to have free snacks (i.e. granola bars, cookies, crackers) and a fridge full of soda and bottled water.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #733 on: June 30, 2015, 08:21:22 AM »
We have a snack cabinet and free cans of pop, plus there are a bunch of beers...also my boss has been bringing in deer jerky the last couple weeks :lick:.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #734 on: June 30, 2015, 10:54:10 AM »
We have a snack cabinet and free cans of pop, plus there are a bunch of beers...also my boss has been bringing in deer jerky the last couple weeks :lick:.

At any given time, there is usually a 30 pack in our office fridge with various liquors scattered in different cabinets.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #735 on: June 30, 2015, 11:13:56 AM »
how is that possible? people would be fired on the spot (has happened)for bringing booze in

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #736 on: June 30, 2015, 11:16:03 AM »
Do people ever drink the office booze at work, though? I worked at a place that had beers in the fridge, but no one ever touched them.  It was as if they were just office decorations, or a way for people to feel that they worked in a relaxed work environment. Boss was a huge alcoholic, though, so there's that.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #737 on: June 30, 2015, 11:21:55 AM »
Its not uncommon for me to drink a beer or three the last couple hours of a friday.  Especially in the summer.   :dunno:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #738 on: June 30, 2015, 11:29:08 AM »
Do people ever drink the office booze at work, though? I worked at a place that had beers in the fridge, but no one ever touched them.  It was as if they were just office decorations, or a way for people to feel that they worked in a relaxed work environment. Boss was a huge alcoholic, though, so there's that.

Yes, we do from time to time.  Usually in the evening when going over projects.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #739 on: June 30, 2015, 11:29:29 AM »
how is that possible? people would be fired on the spot (has happened)for bringing booze in

Small business bro.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #740 on: June 30, 2015, 11:31:48 AM »
I booze at lunch but not in the office.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #741 on: June 30, 2015, 11:36:18 AM »
how is that possible? people would be fired on the spot (has happened)for bringing booze in

Small business bro.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #742 on: June 30, 2015, 11:37:49 AM »
I talked to a company once that has a beer hour on Fridays
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #743 on: June 30, 2015, 12:22:06 PM »
Like every construction office has beer Fridays
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #744 on: June 30, 2015, 12:25:44 PM »
Idk, of the ppl I know, marketing is the biggest boozefest at work. 

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #745 on: June 30, 2015, 12:29:31 PM »
Last place I worked they had team building meetings on Thurs at 3pm and it was just a boozefest
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #746 on: June 30, 2015, 01:29:31 PM »
Today, at work, I literally witnessed a dumpster fire in our building parking lot. Sign from god!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #747 on: June 30, 2015, 01:33:27 PM »
My office has a happy hour every Thursday (our Friday) in the conference room. Knob creek, Del Tremens and the wine is probably also nice but I know nothing about wine. Was weird at first but now I've come to appreciate how classy it is.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #748 on: June 30, 2015, 01:34:05 PM »
We'll drink a beer at our desks at about 3:30 every Friday. A few times a year we'll hit a patio at 3 and drink on the company card for a couple hours and BS (<20 employees)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #749 on: June 30, 2015, 03:12:39 PM »
So, I just came from a job interview.  Their break room had 3 freezers of frozen food to heat up for breakfast/lunch/dinner. A liquor cabinet, filled with high end liquor. Two fridges with beer, soda and water.  Two cabinets of chips/cookies. Three drawers of candy bars and gum.  Multiple expresso and coffee machines.  Foosball, Golden Tee, ping pong table, shuffle board table and 3 TVs.