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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #575 on: November 19, 2014, 08:04:18 PM »
my boss, previous roomate of CALL ME WALLACE, said that Angel got lucky hitting the game winner and would've never worked in Weber's system.

Do you work in insurance?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #576 on: November 19, 2014, 10:28:49 PM »
Well now I'm scared mocat...
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #577 on: November 19, 2014, 10:30:56 PM »
Are you going to get me fired?
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #578 on: November 19, 2014, 10:36:16 PM »
my boss, previous roomate of CALL ME WALLACE, said that Angel got lucky hitting the game winner and would've never worked in Weber's system.

Do you work in insurance?

One thing is for sure, Rick rampus is a real life loser (sorry Rick)

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #579 on: November 19, 2014, 10:45:23 PM »
Gee wilikers,  out of all the people on this board, I sure figured kc was on my side.  Darnit
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #580 on: November 19, 2014, 10:52:44 PM »
Gee wilikers,  out of all the people on this board, I sure figured kc was on my side.  Darnit

i didn't say i didn't like you

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #581 on: November 19, 2014, 11:02:46 PM »
Why would you like a real life loser kc?  I don't see any love lost between you and wacky...
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #582 on: November 19, 2014, 11:42:16 PM »
Why would you like a real life loser kc?  I don't see any love lost between you and wacky...
Get lost, obsessed loser!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #583 on: November 20, 2014, 05:44:45 AM »
Why would you like a real life loser kc?  I don't see any love lost between you and wacky...
Get lost, obsessed loser!
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #584 on: November 20, 2014, 10:28:36 AM »
Why would you like a real life loser kc?  I don't see any love lost between you and wacky...
Get lost, obsessed loser!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #585 on: November 20, 2014, 10:44:49 AM »

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #586 on: November 20, 2014, 10:50:41 AM »
Well now I'm scared mocat...

did your boss get married this year?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #587 on: November 20, 2014, 07:32:13 PM »
Well now I'm scared mocat...

did your boss get married this year?

mocat is ricks boss  :surprised:
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #588 on: November 21, 2014, 07:58:11 AM »
 :ohno: Rampus! :ohno:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #589 on: December 09, 2014, 12:20:48 PM »
Email sent to all men in company this morning.

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Booger problem in men's restroom

Guys,

We have a problem with folks picking their nose while using the facility and wiping the boogers on the tile above the urinals in the men’s restrooms.  Kleenex works well for this issue.  Every month the facilities guys clean/remove the boogers when they do their regular scheduled rest room check.  I’m sorry for this ridiculous mass email but this activity needs to stop. We would appreciate your cooperation with this matter.  Have a good day. Thank You.  

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #590 on: December 09, 2014, 12:33:02 PM »
Email sent to all men in company this morning.

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Booger problem in men's restroom

Guys,

We have a problem with folks picking their nose while using the facility and wiping the boogers on the tile above the urinals in the men’s restrooms.  Kleenex works well for this issue.  Every month the facilities guys clean/remove the boogers when they do their regular scheduled rest room check.  I’m sorry for this ridiculous mass email but this activity needs to stop. We would appreciate your cooperation with this matter.  Have a good day. Thank You. 


Where do you work?  Gross Toddler inc.?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #591 on: December 09, 2014, 12:58:12 PM »
Email sent to all men in company this morning.

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Booger problem in men's restroom

Guys,

We have a problem with folks picking their nose while using the facility and wiping the boogers on the tile above the urinals in the men’s restrooms.  Kleenex works well for this issue.  Every month the facilities guys clean/remove the boogers when they do their regular scheduled rest room check.  I’m sorry for this ridiculous mass email but this activity needs to stop. We would appreciate your cooperation with this matter.  Have a good day. Thank You. 


Where do you work?  Gross Toddler inc.?
Apparently I do. I've never noticed any myself, so I guess kudos to the facilities guys for keeping it clean. I'm betting its like one guy. I bet he's beaming with pride today.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #594 on: December 09, 2014, 02:05:58 PM »
post the answer, rick

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #595 on: December 09, 2014, 02:06:58 PM »


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #596 on: December 12, 2014, 04:55:54 PM »
Went to the conference room to see that Twilight: Breaking Dawn is playing on the TV.

It's the wedding scene!

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #597 on: December 12, 2014, 05:20:12 PM »
Went to the conference room to see that Twilight: Breaking Dawn is playing on the TV.

It's the wedding scene!
I'm not coming now.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #598 on: December 12, 2014, 05:36:16 PM »
Your office really needs to get it together
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #599 on: December 12, 2014, 09:07:20 PM »
Reply to my pm mother trucker.
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