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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #450 on: July 08, 2014, 04:32:53 PM »

not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

I don't think it's open yet.

Another fun michigan fact: a family we know has a family "cabin" that is 17 miles from their regular house. And they go there to "get away from it all" like 2 weeks a year.

That's weird, but also strangely common here too.

I know a guy who lives in KC and has another place on a lake Lee's Summit, and know a couple Lawrence/Topeka families that have places on a lake in Mclouth (not far from either city).

Council Grove people do that a lot too.

Yup, it all involves water though.  No one has a non-lake house 17 miles away.

My dad has a cabin in the rolling flint Hills about 25 miles from his house.  Thinking about damming the creek and adding a pond tho
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #451 on: July 08, 2014, 04:58:37 PM »
not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

I don't think it's open yet.

Another fun michigan fact: a family we know has a family "cabin" that is 17 miles from their regular house. And they go there to "get away from it all" like 2 weeks a year.

oh its open. Couple groups of family friends are there right now

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #452 on: July 08, 2014, 05:04:48 PM »
not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

I don't think it's open yet.

Another fun michigan fact: a family we know has a family "cabin" that is 17 miles from their regular house. And they go there to "get away from it all" like 2 weeks a year.

oh its open. Couple groups of family friends are there right now

I meant during spring break, sorry.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #453 on: July 08, 2014, 05:12:19 PM »
not a funny story, but when I lived in Michigan, EVERYONE went on vacation for Spring Break. Somehow every school has the exact same spring break there and everyone like packs the minivan for florida or something. The office was a ghost town during spring break and it was great.

i've heard this exact same thing from other michigan friends. would be funny if you just went north for sb to your weird mackinac island thing

I don't think it's open yet.

Another fun michigan fact: a family we know has a family "cabin" that is 17 miles from their regular house. And they go there to "get away from it all" like 2 weeks a year.

oh its open. Couple groups of family friends are there right now

I meant during spring break, sorry.

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #454 on: July 21, 2014, 08:41:17 AM »
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« Reply #455 on: July 21, 2014, 08:42:12 AM »
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« Reply #456 on: July 24, 2014, 09:05:05 AM »
Manager was in our presidents office this morning and all the girls in my office were huddled up giggling (I'm the only guy today). The next thing I hear is: "Girl let me show you what i'm talking about!" Guess what it was? Yup! It was vibrator talk. They're comparing their vibrators and all the crafty things they do on their phones.  :buh-bye:

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« Reply #457 on: July 24, 2014, 09:06:11 AM »
is it a vibrator app?

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« Reply #458 on: July 24, 2014, 09:09:08 AM »
is it a vibrator app?
There might be one. Not sure. Someone look this up. I'm sure it's a thing. I'm starting to think they don't respect me.  :frown:

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #459 on: July 24, 2014, 09:40:09 AM »
Not real sure where to drop this, but I wanted some feedback. 

Apparently my new boss is college buddies with call me wallace...

Now I'm really worried to ge it at work
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #460 on: July 25, 2014, 10:25:22 AM »
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #461 on: July 25, 2014, 10:28:27 AM »
lol

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #462 on: July 25, 2014, 10:29:19 AM »
Put a pak head on that last thing.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #463 on: July 25, 2014, 10:30:20 AM »
that's great

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« Reply #464 on: July 27, 2014, 11:37:00 PM »
Not real sure where to drop this, but I wanted some feedback. 

Apparently my new boss is college buddies with call me wallace...

Now I'm really worried to ge it at work

is your new boss a gigantic douchebag, i bet they are

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #465 on: July 28, 2014, 07:02:55 AM »
I don't think I posted this already, but anyway, I gave notice that I was leaving my company a few weeks ago. A little after I informed them, I got called into one of the owner's offices via phone intercom as sort of an informal exit interview slash "what would it take to to keep you" type meeting. Well about halfway through the meeting, my co worker comes through my boss's phone intercom and says KITNfury's speaker is still on, and then hangs it up. My boss never ended the call. It was a quiet morning in a small office so I imagine everybody heard the convo.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #466 on: July 28, 2014, 08:27:20 AM »
I don't think I posted this already, but anyway, I gave notice that I was leaving my company a few weeks ago. A little after I informed them, I got called into one of the owner's offices via phone intercom as sort of an informal exit interview slash "what would it take to to keep you" type meeting. Well about halfway through the meeting, my co worker comes through my boss's phone intercom and says KITNfury's speaker is still on, and then hangs it up. My boss never ended the call. It was a quiet morning in a small office so I imagine everybody heard the convo.

Were you talking crap on your co-workers?

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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #467 on: July 28, 2014, 10:05:19 AM »
Not real sure where to drop this, but I wanted some feedback. 

Apparently my new boss is college buddies with call me wallace...

Now I'm really worried to ge it at work



is your new boss a gigantic douchebag, i bet they are

hasn't given me the evidence to justify gigantic, yet.  And has caught me on ge a couple times and hasn't said anything.
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #468 on: July 28, 2014, 03:59:56 PM »
I don't think I posted this already, but anyway, I gave notice that I was leaving my company a few weeks ago. A little after I informed them, I got called into one of the owner's offices via phone intercom as sort of an informal exit interview slash "what would it take to to keep you" type meeting. Well about halfway through the meeting, my co worker comes through my boss's phone intercom and says KITNfury's speaker is still on, and then hangs it up. My boss never ended the call. It was a quiet morning in a small office so I imagine everybody heard the convo.

Were you talking crap on your co-workers?
Luckily no haha.

In a related story, I'm going through orientation today and the IT lady is showing this and that and using her Outlook as an example. What do I see in her inbox? Some email titled "5 oral sex techniques you've never tried".
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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #469 on: July 28, 2014, 04:02:20 PM »
Man I want to believe that story.

I truly do.
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« Reply #470 on: July 28, 2014, 04:26:29 PM »

I don't think I posted this already, but anyway, I gave notice that I was leaving my company a few weeks ago. A little after I informed them, I got called into one of the owner's offices via phone intercom as sort of an informal exit interview slash "what would it take to to keep you" type meeting. Well about halfway through the meeting, my co worker comes through my boss's phone intercom and says KITNfury's speaker is still on, and then hangs it up. My boss never ended the call. It was a quiet morning in a small office so I imagine everybody heard the convo.

Were you talking crap on your co-workers?
Luckily no haha.

In a related story, I'm going through orientation today and the IT lady is showing this and that and using her Outlook as an example. What do I see in her inbox? Some email titled "5 oral sex techniques you've never tried".
I would have pointed it out and gave a brief pause before saying, "man, it's amazing the type of spam that gets through." That way, you could gauge her reaction, give her the cop out, but still let her know that you know.

Missed opportunity.


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« Reply #471 on: July 28, 2014, 07:24:57 PM »

I don't think I posted this already, but anyway, I gave notice that I was leaving my company a few weeks ago. A little after I informed them, I got called into one of the owner's offices via phone intercom as sort of an informal exit interview slash "what would it take to to keep you" type meeting. Well about halfway through the meeting, my co worker comes through my boss's phone intercom and says KITNfury's speaker is still on, and then hangs it up. My boss never ended the call. It was a quiet morning in a small office so I imagine everybody heard the convo.
I actually think it was spam, but all the same I was just kinda like "an I the only one that sees that?" Haha.

Were you talking crap on your co-workers?
Luckily no haha.

In a related story, I'm going through orientation today and the IT lady is showing this and that and using her Outlook as an example. What do I see in her inbox? Some email titled "5 oral sex techniques you've never tried".
I would have pointed it out and gave a brief pause before saying, "man, it's amazing the type of spam that gets through." That way, you could gauge her reaction, give her the cop out, but still let her know that you know.

Missed opportunity.


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« Reply #472 on: July 28, 2014, 08:07:42 PM »


I don't think I posted this already, but anyway, I gave notice that I was leaving my company a few weeks ago. A little after I informed them, I got called into one of the owner's offices via phone intercom as sort of an informal exit interview slash "what would it take to to keep you" type meeting. Well about halfway through the meeting, my co worker comes through my boss's phone intercom and says KITNfury's speaker is still on, and then hangs it up. My boss never ended the call. It was a quiet morning in a small office so I imagine everybody heard the convo.
I actually think it was spam, but all the same I was just kinda like "an I the only one that sees that?" Haha.

Were you talking crap on your co-workers?
Luckily no haha.

In a related story, I'm going through orientation today and the IT lady is showing this and that and using her Outlook as an example. What do I see in her inbox? Some email titled "5 oral sex techniques you've never tried".
I would have pointed it out and gave a brief pause before saying, "man, it's amazing the type of spam that gets through." That way, you could gauge her reaction, give her the cop out, but still let her know that you know.

Missed opportunity.


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Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« Reply #473 on: July 28, 2014, 08:58:42 PM »


I don't think I posted this already, but anyway, I gave notice that I was leaving my company a few weeks ago. A little after I informed them, I got called into one of the owner's offices via phone intercom as sort of an informal exit interview slash "what would it take to to keep you" type meeting. Well about halfway through the meeting, my co worker comes through my boss's phone intercom and says KITNfury's speaker is still on, and then hangs it up. My boss never ended the call. It was a quiet morning in a small office so I imagine everybody heard the convo.
I actually think it was spam, but all the same I was just kinda like "an I the only one that sees that?" Haha.

Were you talking crap on your co-workers?
Luckily no haha.

In a related story, I'm going through orientation today and the IT lady is showing this and that and using her Outlook as an example. What do I see in her inbox? Some email titled "5 oral sex techniques you've never tried".
I would have pointed it out and gave a brief pause before saying, "man, it's amazing the type of spam that gets through." That way, you could gauge her reaction, give her the cop out, but still let her know that you know.

Missed opportunity.


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I never comprehend the requote with nothing added. Sometimes I think it's for truth, other times I think it's because dumbass (meaning me in this case). Is that right? If so, which did you mean in this case?


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Look more closely.  It was his mistake, but you just compounded it.  Oh well...

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« Reply #474 on: July 28, 2014, 10:12:43 PM »
I actually think it was spam, but all the same I was just kinda like "an I the only one that sees that?" Haha.


Sometimes when I post from my phone, it jumps around randomly in a quote. I caught it after I replied but my phone wouldn't let me fix it so I said screw it. Above is what I said,  it's all true btw.

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