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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #50 on: August 01, 2014, 12:24:41 PM »


These lazys better shape up if they ever want a coveted spot on the WC08AWHT

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2014, 02:51:56 PM »
The year is [spoiler] next year [/spoiler] and the world has been eradicated into a post-apocalypse wasteland. You are one of the remaining few hundred thousand survivors and must work extremely hard and traverse tremendous difficulties to remain one. You must first choose a weapon, you may only pick one, and you must keep that weapon as your only weapon for the rest of your life. Which do you choose:

a.) A Surge Protector - Capable of protecting against surges



b.) An Antique Greek Vase - Capable of breaking really easily



c.) A Gift Card to Ross Stores - Capable of huge savings on top of already huge savings



d.) A Blue Sweatshirt with the Word "Sweatshirt" on it - Capable of clarification



e.) A Quesadilla Maker - Capable of making slightly above average quesadillas



f.) A Copy of Hassel Adkins' Greatest CD "Out to Hunch" - Capable of clever puns



g.) A Set of 4 Spader-Man Action Figures - Capable of imagination and value



h.) A Stylish Vent Grate - Capable of a classic feel to your home



i.) A knockoff BluRay Player - Capable of showing you the zits on hayden panettiere's face



j.) Some wood from a 13th century outhouse - Capable of being wood



Again, you may only choose one. Make a pros and cons list if you are having trouble!

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2014, 02:53:42 PM »
Wood
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2014, 03:00:42 PM »
Pack of 4 Spader-mans...men...whatever.

(Choking hazard  :garr:)

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #54 on: August 01, 2014, 03:01:02 PM »
sweatshirt

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #55 on: August 01, 2014, 03:02:07 PM »
I'll take that vent register

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #56 on: August 01, 2014, 03:02:17 PM »
Sweatshirt is a trademarked term?
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #57 on: August 01, 2014, 03:04:10 PM »
Sweatshirt is a trademarked term?
  In post-apocalyptic future it is....in fact, thou shalt not take the Sweatshirttm's name in vain.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #58 on: August 01, 2014, 03:05:28 PM »
I'll take that vent register

I'll wait until you fall asleep, strangle you with the arms of the sweatshirt. Now I have sweatshirt and vent register.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #59 on: August 01, 2014, 03:05:58 PM »
Wood

I lit the wood on fire. Now you have nothing.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #60 on: August 01, 2014, 03:06:25 PM »
Pack of 4 Spader-mans...men...whatever.

(Choking hazard  :garr:)

you can be on my team

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #61 on: August 01, 2014, 03:08:39 PM »

I'll take that vent register

I'll wait until you fall asleep, strangle you with the arms of the sweatshirt. Now I have sweatshirt and vent register.

I covered the vent register in poison. Now we're both dead and the CHUDS (resistant to poison) have both weapons. Nice going shithead.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #62 on: August 01, 2014, 03:18:23 PM »
Quote
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I throw my spader-mens at the CHUDs.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #63 on: August 01, 2014, 03:34:50 PM »

I'll take that vent register

I'll wait until you fall asleep, strangle you with the arms of the sweatshirt. Now I have sweatshirt and vent register.

I covered the vent register in poison. Now we're both dead and the CHUDS (resistant to poison) have both weapons. Nice going shithead.

crap i never even saw it coming

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #64 on: August 01, 2014, 03:58:43 PM »

I'll take that vent register

I'll wait until you fall asleep, strangle you with the arms of the sweatshirt. Now I have sweatshirt and vent register.

I covered the vent register in poison. Now we're both dead and the CHUDS (resistant to poison) have both weapons. Nice going shithead.

You must first choose a weapon, you may only pick one, and you must keep that weapon as your only weapon for the rest of your life.


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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #65 on: August 01, 2014, 04:21:37 PM »
I choose the quesadilla maker.

I walk north.

I turn west.

I find a tortilla.

I walk south.

I turn west.

I open the refrigerator.

I find cheese.

I close the refrigerator.

I walk south.

I combine the tortilla and cheese and place them on the quesadilla maker.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I plug in the quesadilla maker.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I smell smoke.

I try to put out the fire.

The fire spreads to the liquor cabinet.

I run north.

I call the fire department.
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #66 on: August 01, 2014, 04:22:03 PM »
Vase but if it's taken, Out to Hunch

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #67 on: August 01, 2014, 07:35:52 PM »
surge protector.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #68 on: August 01, 2014, 08:18:22 PM »
surge protector.

To protect your stockpile of hydrating-yet-nutritious-but-possibly-cancerous-but-who-cares-cuz-apocalypse Surge?

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #69 on: August 01, 2014, 08:22:20 PM »
surge protector.

Absolutely the best weapon, and it's not even close
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #70 on: August 01, 2014, 08:35:24 PM »
I choose the quesadilla maker.

I walk north.

I turn west.

I find a tortilla.

I walk south.

I turn west.

I open the refrigerator.

I find cheese.

I close the refrigerator.

I walk south.

I combine the tortilla and cheese and place them on the quesadilla maker.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I plug in the quesadilla maker.

I wait.

I wait.

I wait.

I smell smoke.

I try to put out the fire.

The fire spreads to the liquor cabinet.

I run north.

I call the fire department.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #71 on: August 01, 2014, 08:47:24 PM »
i enjoyed that gfa

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #72 on: August 01, 2014, 08:53:07 PM »
CHUDS kill all of you, sorry

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #73 on: August 02, 2014, 01:35:49 AM »
It was only a matter of time.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #74 on: August 02, 2014, 01:36:48 AM »
I think J is just taking the time to show all of us the proper way to ruin a thread.

Whatever your reasoning may be (i.e. the thread sucked to begin with, it stalled out, was started by kim or lollypop kid).

Let's be honest how long was this thread going to be 1/2 a page or so? Now look this is probably one of the more interesting threads other than Will Geary and the expansion thread.

Bravo J Bravo. I have already mentally cataloged this thread for later reference.
I agree.  I'm so impressed that I decided to print this thread, since we ran out of TP this morning and what a fitting way to use this information.  :'bye cruel world:
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