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Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« on: July 29, 2014, 07:46:18 AM »


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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2014, 07:50:13 AM »
Can't say I'm all that surprised
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2014, 07:54:18 AM »
Did the White Wizard just call out the FP's?


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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2014, 08:02:16 AM »
Damn. Whoever took that pic is probably dead by now

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2014, 08:07:14 AM »
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2014, 08:08:23 AM »
Fight thru it guys!

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2014, 08:16:30 AM »
I give you Friday off, and this? This is how you repay me? By consuming mass amounts of ethanol, thereby abusing your bodies?

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2014, 08:28:17 AM »
so the offense scored the least amount of points that it scored all year, yet it's the defenses fault that we lost to ndsu? weird.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2014, 08:31:05 AM »
it's not written in purple ink.
it's not written diagonally across k-state football letterhead.
it's not getting read.  period.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2014, 08:32:43 AM »
so the offense scored the least amount of points that it scored all year, yet it's the defenses fault that we lost to ndsu? weird.

Both units were just terrible in that game. The only bright spot was Daniel Sams.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2014, 08:36:29 AM »
eff'em up, Bill! :emawkid:

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2014, 08:39:53 AM »
Also, lol at SD thinking the walk-ons were a part of this. They're the ones who narked.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2014, 09:15:55 AM »
Looks like giving these kids a chance to walk on when they weren't good enough to earn a scholarship was a pretty big mistake.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2014, 09:24:46 AM »
If these walk on assholes make it so that some of the adorable cats have to run extra sprints or something, I am going to be pretty pissed.


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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2014, 09:51:43 AM »
I heard the culprits got punished with no werther's for 2 weeks

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2014, 09:56:04 AM »
Also, lol at SD thinking the walk-ons were a part of this. They're the ones who narked.
He means ex-walkons. Mueller specifically.
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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2014, 10:07:41 AM »
so the offense scored the least amount of points that it scored all year, yet it's the defenses fault that we lost to ndsu? weird.


The Defense got their crap pushed in on an 8 1/2 minute drive in the 4th quarter. I'm assuming Dollar Bill thinks they got tired late in the game and couldn't get off the field due to poor summer workout attendance. Read between the lines, Theo. Read between the LINES.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2014, 10:32:56 AM »
so the offense scored the least amount of points that it scored all year, yet it's the defenses fault that we lost to ndsu? weird.


The Defense got their crap pushed in on an 8 1/2 minute drive in the 4th quarter. I'm assuming Dollar Bill thinks they got tired late in the game and couldn't get off the field due to poor summer workout attendance. Read between the lines, Theo. Read between the LINES.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2014, 10:58:40 AM »

Never heard Snyder called "Dollar Bill"  - new one

Not awful.

"Buffalo Bill" Snyder
"Defense Appropriations Bill" Snyder
"Bill of Rights" Snyder

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2014, 11:10:52 AM »
If any of you mother fuckers smiles I will blow your head off with a shotgun.

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Re: Looks Like Our Lazy Walkon KS Kids Are Being Lazy Again
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2014, 10:44:48 PM »
If any of you mother fuckers smiles I will blow your head off with a shotgun.
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« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2014, 11:27:14 PM »
Looking back, I’d say I had a pretty enjoyable childhood, nothing bad ever happened to me. I barely ever got sick, never broke any bones, or got into fights with my cousins when I visited. I was basically a picture perfect child, not to brag. Except, one time when I was visiting my older cousins I experienced the strangest event, and even today, I still can’t tell myself that it was just my imagination.

I was probably about six years old at the time, but I still remember everything about that night like it was yesterday. I was climbing trees with my cousins most of the day, and when it got dark, we went inside. My aunt and uncle went out for dinner so it was just us left in the old house. And then I suggested it, “Let’s play hide and seek!” Sometimes I wonder how it would have been if I hadn’t suggested that.

Either way, it was Alex’s turn to be it first since he lost ‘rock, paper, scissors,’ and Ray and I scattered to find a hiding place. First, I tried squeezing behind the sofa, my favourite hiding spot, but it was closer to the wall than normal. As lanky as I was as, I couldn’t fit that time. Alex was half way done counting, so as a last resort I ran into their bedroom and looked around, trying to find any place to hide, obvious or not. Thankfully, the room was quite messy, so I figured that if I hid under the desk, I would blend in enough. Anything was better than being caught without a hiding spot. As I was about to dive under the desk, I noticed my other cousin, Ray, had already beat me there. I could see some of her long dark hair peeking out from beneath the blanket she was hiding under. Alex was almost done counting, so I had no choice but to join Ray.

I said to let me under the blanket with her, but when I reached out to pull some of it over me she scooted away. I scooted closer and reached out again whispering a really long ‘pleaaase,’ but she jerked away to completely avoid my touch. Fine, I thought, I guess that’s fair anyway, since she was here before me, it makes sense for me to be the one to be caught first. I teasingly whispered that I could see her hair anyways, and she rustled around in the blanket trying to cover it, not succeeding. When I looked around from my hiding spot, I could see that it was definitely a good place, with some boxes blocking the view of the door around the corner, so if someone just gave a quick glance over the room, they wouldn’t have seen us. I leaned over and whispered how this was a really good hiding spot. Ray rustled around under the blanket in response. Then suddenly I heard Alex walk into the room, he looked around, checking under the bunk beds, right across from the desk. I held my breath. He got up and walked to the closet, checking in there, before going back out of the room. I let out a quiet sigh of relief, and whispered to Ray how close that was. Ray rustled under the blanket again.

From outside the room, I heard both Alex and Ray shout the traditional, “OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!” from the other room. So I started to get up, proud of not having lost hide and seek, and said come on to Ray, but she didn’t move from under the blanket.
That’s when I realised that I had heard both of my cousins call for me to come out. I backtracked in my mind to realise that only my two cousins and I were home. Panic fell over me as I ran to the other room as fast as I could and saw both of my cousins standing right there. I tried to explain to them as fast as I could that someone else was in the room with me, and they of course, being older, were reluctant to believe me. I tried pulling them to the hiding spot so I could prove it to them, and it took some actual pulling, but I finally got them there.

My heart sunk when we looked under the desk.

The blanket was completely flat.

My cousins laughed at me as I frantically I searched the whole room, top to bottom, and scoured the boxes next to the desk for any trace of the figure, or anything I could have mistaken it for, with no luck.

It was gone. And still, many years later, I have no explanation of what it could have been, and frankly, I’m glad I never got to see what was underneath that blanket.

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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2014, 11:30:26 PM »
Looking back, I’d say I had a pretty enjoyable childhood, nothing bad ever happened to me. I barely ever got sick, never broke any bones, or got into fights with my cousins when I visited. I was basically a picture perfect child, not to brag. Except, one time when I was visiting my older cousins I experienced the strangest event, and even today, I still can’t tell myself that it was just my imagination.

I was probably about six years old at the time, but I still remember everything about that night like it was yesterday. I was climbing trees with my cousins most of the day, and when it got dark, we went inside. My aunt and uncle went out for dinner so it was just us left in the old house. And then I suggested it, “Let’s play hide and seek!” Sometimes I wonder how it would have been if I hadn’t suggested that.

Either way, it was Alex’s turn to be it first since he lost ‘rock, paper, scissors,’ and Ray and I scattered to find a hiding place. First, I tried squeezing behind the sofa, my favourite hiding spot, but it was closer to the wall than normal. As lanky as I was as, I couldn’t fit that time. Alex was half way done counting, so as a last resort I ran into their bedroom and looked around, trying to find any place to hide, obvious or not. Thankfully, the room was quite messy, so I figured that if I hid under the desk, I would blend in enough. Anything was better than being caught without a hiding spot. As I was about to dive under the desk, I noticed my other cousin, Ray, had already beat me there. I could see some of her long dark hair peeking out from beneath the blanket she was hiding under. Alex was almost done counting, so I had no choice but to join Ray.

I said to let me under the blanket with her, but when I reached out to pull some of it over me she scooted away. I scooted closer and reached out again whispering a really long ‘pleaaase,’ but she jerked away to completely avoid my touch. Fine, I thought, I guess that’s fair anyway, since she was here before me, it makes sense for me to be the one to be caught first. I teasingly whispered that I could see her hair anyways, and she rustled around in the blanket trying to cover it, not succeeding. When I looked around from my hiding spot, I could see that it was definitely a good place, with some boxes blocking the view of the door around the corner, so if someone just gave a quick glance over the room, they wouldn’t have seen us. I leaned over and whispered how this was a really good hiding spot. Ray rustled around under the blanket in response. Then suddenly I heard Alex walk into the room, he looked around, checking under the bunk beds, right across from the desk. I held my breath. He got up and walked to the closet, checking in there, before going back out of the room. I let out a quiet sigh of relief, and whispered to Ray how close that was. Ray rustled under the blanket again.

From outside the room, I heard both Alex and Ray shout the traditional, “OLLIE OLLIE OXEN FREE!” from the other room. So I started to get up, proud of not having lost hide and seek, and said come on to Ray, but she didn’t move from under the blanket.
That’s when I realised that I had heard both of my cousins call for me to come out. I backtracked in my mind to realise that only my two cousins and I were home. Panic fell over me as I ran to the other room as fast as I could and saw both of my cousins standing right there. I tried to explain to them as fast as I could that someone else was in the room with me, and they of course, being older, were reluctant to believe me. I tried pulling them to the hiding spot so I could prove it to them, and it took some actual pulling, but I finally got them there.

My heart sunk when we looked under the desk.

The blanket was completely flat.

My cousins laughed at me as I frantically I searched the whole room, top to bottom, and scoured the boxes next to the desk for any trace of the figure, or anything I could have mistaken it for, with no luck.

It was gone. And still, many years later, I have no explanation of what it could have been, and frankly, I’m glad I never got to see what was underneath that blanket.
#squatchproblems

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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2014, 11:30:38 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2014, 11:39:25 PM »
You volunteer at the mental health clinic. Given the dangerous nature of the residents, they assigned you the rooms of the less violent patients. The suicidal. Those who hear voices. Those that don’t say anything at all.

You become close to a mute man named Arthur. He is a rapt listener, willing to nod his head for hours as you tell him the story of your life. You mention your past, your present. The people involved in both. Your hopes for the future.

And Arthur just nods.

After several months of listening, you figure that you owe it to Arthur to get him out of the clinic. He can’t be happy sitting in a room by himself nodding at interns everyday. You talk to the supervisor of the clinic. You argue that he isn’t harming anyone. That he grooms and feeds himself with no problems. That perhaps his condition is a physical aliment.

The day comes when your arguing pays off. The supervisor has agreed to let Arthur go. You rush to his room to tell him the news. “You’re free!” You shout. “Isn’t that great?”

And Arthur just nods.

You write your name and address on a piece of paper. Hand it to him. “I’m going to miss having someone to talk to.” You say. “But now you can write me. I can learn all about you. Like why they were so insistent in having you in here, pal. I had to fight Dr. Thanner everyday to get you out.”

He looks at you and takes the paper. Just nods.

You go home, feeling good about yourself. You brag to everyone you can tell, friends, family, classmates, co-workers, about how you came through for Arthur. You even fall asleep with a smile.

That night, your eyes snap open. Screams, unearthly screams wake you up.

Then you see them. Your mother. Your father. Your friends. Your classmates. Your co-workers. Lying on your floor, their blood soaking into your carpet. Your walls stained with carnage. Their heads bashed in, their eyes missing from their sockets. Everyone you know dead or dying.

You whimper and see a man standing in the doorway.

It’s Arthur, holding the piece of paper you gave him.

Your entire body shaking, you choke out. “Are you here to kill me?”

And Arthur just nods.