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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2014, 08:40:31 AM »
CyFridge Butterpants could also sport a T-shirt cannon so the controllers could motor around Jack Trice firing apparel at the fans.

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2014, 08:54:20 AM »
It would be the biggest day in Iowa history, trumping even the day cargo shorts were invented.

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2014, 10:21:51 AM »
if we lose to Iowa State I will be looking for a new place to live in the Lawrence/Topeka area.

I have to sign off on your sublease form.  :lol:

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2014, 10:46:49 AM »
Ndsu will beat them up for you in a 3 touchdown victorious effort the week prior.  You won't lose

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2014, 11:34:20 AM »
Ndsu will beat them up for you in a 3 touchdown victorious effort the week prior.  You won't lose

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2014, 12:22:23 PM »
the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator housing the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture will have windows on all side and wheels which can be remotely controlled. 

an operator will remotely command the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator as it makes its way through the concourses on game days at jack trice.  Cy fans will be able to interact with the Rhoads butter sculpture as they make their way to their seats.

if they really kill us, i bet they install a popcorn machine in the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's stomach and hollow out his esophagus and mouth.  when popped, the popcorn can travel up life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's esophagus and throat, and shoot out his mouth completely covered in mouth watering buttery goodness into the mouths of some partying frenzied Cy fans. 


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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2014, 12:37:28 PM »
the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator housing the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture will have windows on all side and wheels which can be remotely controlled. 

an operator will remotely command the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator as it makes its way through the concourses on game days at jack trice.  Cy fans will be able to interact with the Rhoads butter sculpture as they make their way to their seats.

if they really kill us, i bet they install a popcorn machine in the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's stomach and hollow out his esophagus and mouth.  when popped, the popcorn can travel up life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's esophagus and throat, and shoot out his mouth completely covered in mouth watering buttery goodness into the mouths of some partying frenzied Cy fans.

that sounds amazing

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2014, 01:02:53 PM »
the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator housing the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture will have windows on all side and wheels which can be remotely controlled. 

an operator will remotely command the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator as it makes its way through the concourses on game days at jack trice.  Cy fans will be able to interact with the Rhoads butter sculpture as they make their way to their seats.

if they really kill us, i bet they install a popcorn machine in the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's stomach and hollow out his esophagus and mouth.  when popped, the popcorn can travel up life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's esophagus and throat, and shoot out his mouth completely covered in mouth watering buttery goodness into the mouths of some partying frenzied Cy fans.

will the eyes be of standard butter construction or will they be equipped with motion sensors so that when a fan interacts with CPR he can do the right thing and look them square in the eye?

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2014, 01:06:07 PM »
losing to iowa state this year would be the worst thing that ever happened to k-state.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2014, 01:09:45 PM »
the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator housing the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture will have windows on all side and wheels which can be remotely controlled. 

an operator will remotely command the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator as it makes its way through the concourses on game days at jack trice.  Cy fans will be able to interact with the Rhoads butter sculpture as they make their way to their seats.

if they really kill us, i bet they install a popcorn machine in the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's stomach and hollow out his esophagus and mouth.  when popped, the popcorn can travel up life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's esophagus and throat, and shoot out his mouth completely covered in mouth watering buttery goodness into the mouths of some partying frenzied Cy fans.

will the eyes be of standard butter construction or will they be equipped with motion sensors so that when a fan interacts with CPR he can do the right thing and look them square in the eye?

We can start a rumor that if you insert a quarter into the CyFridge, Butter Rhoads may grant you a wish if it is in accordance with 80's genre film plot parameters.

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2014, 01:53:48 PM »
losing to iowa state this year would be the worst thing that ever happened to k-state.

Would set us farther back than pretty much anything in the modern era.

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2014, 02:16:20 PM »
What if we lose?

I've considered the possibility, Kim Carnes. And I do not like what I came up with. Not one bit.

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2014, 02:23:06 PM »
Mark rough ridin' Mangino.

He knows our schemes!

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2014, 02:38:12 PM »
I'm pretty pissed that Scott thinks he'd need to move.

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2014, 12:21:30 AM »
losing to iowa state this year would be the worst thing that ever happened to k-state.
It would be like when Baylor beat us in 2012.
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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #40 on: July 16, 2014, 10:36:15 AM »
the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator housing the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture will have windows on all side and wheels which can be remotely controlled. 

an operator will remotely command the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator as it makes its way through the concourses on game days at jack trice.  Cy fans will be able to interact with the Rhoads butter sculpture as they make their way to their seats.

if they really kill us, i bet they install a popcorn machine in the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's stomach and hollow out his esophagus and mouth.  when popped, the popcorn can travel up life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's esophagus and throat, and shoot out his mouth completely covered in mouth watering buttery goodness into the mouths of some partying frenzied Cy fans. 

populous rendering of proposed rhoades butter sculpture



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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #41 on: July 16, 2014, 10:50:08 AM »
the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator housing the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture will have windows on all side and wheels which can be remotely controlled. 

an operator will remotely command the yellow & red "Cy" themed refrigerator as it makes its way through the concourses on game days at jack trice.  Cy fans will be able to interact with the Rhoads butter sculpture as they make their way to their seats.

if they really kill us, i bet they install a popcorn machine in the life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's stomach and hollow out his esophagus and mouth.  when popped, the popcorn can travel up life size Paul Rhoads butter sculpture's esophagus and throat, and shoot out his mouth completely covered in mouth watering buttery goodness into the mouths of some partying frenzied Cy fans. 

populous rendering of proposed rhoades butter sculpture



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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #42 on: July 16, 2014, 10:53:41 AM »
yup, it's the butter that does that. 


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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2014, 12:52:03 AM »
if we lose to Iowa State I will be looking for a new place to live in the Lawrence/Topeka area.

You moved here after all?

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2014, 12:55:54 AM »
Ames would go nuts. We are their Super Bowl.

This what I'm worried about.  They're going to come at us with everything they have.

Just what is it that they have? 

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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2014, 01:28:45 AM »
if we lose to Iowa State I will be looking for a new place to live in the Lawrence/Topeka area.

You moved here after all?


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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2014, 01:34:26 AM »
if we lose to Iowa State I will be looking for a new place to live in the Lawrence/Topeka area.

You moved here after all?


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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2014, 07:32:27 AM »
This year's ISU team won't be even close to the caliber of team we played '11 in Ames. That fact alone makes me confident

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« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2014, 08:15:17 AM »

if we lose to Iowa State I will be looking for a new place to live in the Lawrence/Topeka area.

You moved here after all?

Nope in Lawrence with Havsy, but couldn't survivor an ISU win in football.


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Re: Iowa State game
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2014, 11:35:41 AM »

This year's ISU team won't be even close to the caliber of team we played '11 in Ames. That fact alone makes me confident

Do you mean the 2012 team? Because that's the year we played in Ames.