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Isiah Austin's Shades
« on: March 04, 2013, 08:09:28 PM »
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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2013, 08:23:38 PM »
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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2013, 08:28:12 PM »
Those shades just bit him on a botched layup. Couldn't see the bucket!

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2013, 08:38:46 PM »
I'll say I'm sorry but I'm not going to take off my sunglasses.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2013, 09:01:08 PM »
What a hideous, ugly person.

I bet he still has the taste of Nino's shoulder in his mouth.

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2013, 09:08:51 PM »

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2013, 09:11:45 PM »
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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2013, 09:12:40 PM »


You know it looked funny on TV but the screen cap is just out of control.

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2013, 09:14:36 PM »
They help cover up his puffy eyes due to weeping. Rod's dream crusher really had an effect on on him.

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2013, 09:15:14 PM »
Uh huh, uh huh, you got the right one baby
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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2013, 09:26:16 PM »
Really need this soft bastids to comeback in the game so they have some confidence going into the KU game. Come on Drew, motivate 'em up.

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2013, 09:42:44 PM »
They don't show his hands in that shot but he is playing piano
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2013, 09:45:39 PM »
I think after the game on Saturday, Tay went into Baylor locker room and picked a fight with Austin.   When Austin said hell no, Tay stole his goggles and called him a little bitch.    Now Austin has no goggles.  Has to wear shades instead.   Makes since to me

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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2013, 09:54:55 PM »
I think after the game on Saturday, Tay went into Baylor locker room and picked a fight with Austin.   When Austin said hell no, Tay stole his goggles and called him a little bitch.    Now Austin has no goggles.  Has to wear shades instead.   Makes since to me

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2013, 01:34:59 AM »
All the white midwesterners had Oakleys like that when I was in high school

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2013, 07:55:06 AM »
All the white midwesterners had Oakleys like that when I was in high school

They still do but that doesn't mean they play basketball on TV while wearing them!*



*they did probably wear them at inappropriate events like wedding receptions and stuff though

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2013, 08:51:36 AM »
All the white midwesterners had Oakleys like that when I was in high school

They still do but that doesn't mean they play basketball on TV while wearing them!*



*they did probably wear them at inappropriate events like wedding receptions and stuff though

Used to wear mine when I played golf. Don't know what happened to them though.

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2013, 08:56:57 AM »
my guess is that he was out shooting skeet before the game and just forgot to take them off.


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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2013, 08:57:28 AM »
All the white midwesterners had Oakleys like that when I was in high school

They still do but that doesn't mean they play basketball on TV while wearing them!*



*they did probably wear them at inappropriate events like wedding receptions and stuff though
Oakleys are pretty much the sine qua non of badassedness.

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2013, 09:12:44 AM »

Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2013, 09:13:09 AM »
Uh huh, uh huh, DIET PEPSI!
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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2013, 09:17:13 AM »
Did you see which way that man ran?

Sir, can't you see that I'm blind?

Of course I can. I'm an inspector you idiot!

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2013, 09:21:51 AM »
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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2013, 09:25:30 AM »
whats with his facial hair? It's like he has a hitler stache only on his chin a chintler. chintlers list starring isaiah austin and the 10000 neon green baptists. band name isaiah austin and the 10000 neon green baptists I call it

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Re: Isiah Austin's Shades
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2013, 09:40:49 AM »
Just deal with it you assholes.