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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2013, 04:47:32 PM »
Bill is getting soft.

OR

I bet that the GF is just the sister of some huge recruit and he is pulling some last ditch effort to get the kid to KU. 

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2013, 04:49:56 PM »
Bill is getting soft.

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I bet that the GF is just the sister of some huge recruit and he is pulling some last ditch effort to get the kid to KU.

why wouldn't he just give her a job like he normally does with recruits family?
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2013, 04:51:15 PM »
Bill is getting soft.

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I bet that the GF is just the sister of some huge recruit and he is pulling some last ditch effort to get the kid to KU.

why wouldn't he just give her a job like he normally does with recruits family?

Anyone can give her a job.  Bill gave her a son/daughter and a den of sin. 


Mike Anderson was onto something. 

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2013, 04:53:27 PM »
You all stay classy

I do not know you GCJayhawker, but if we can confirm the above rumors to be true, then goEMAW.com will locate where they are registered and get them a baby shower gift and have it sent to their new address.

Not sure what you mean about staying classy.  :dunno:

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2013, 05:03:08 PM »
You all stay classy

I was born classy which is why I love the fatties.  So...the bigger question...is that cougar single?  If yes, then the ole blumps will put on my game face.  If no, game face will still be good to roll.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2013, 05:04:55 PM »
Man, if Blump got hooked up with the former Mrs. Self, just think of the bbs'n. 

Should def get to work on this, Blump.  Also, her alimony will be huge.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2013, 05:29:20 PM »
O hey lookey here, Pete is trying to steal ben ji's thunder.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2013, 05:38:18 PM »
You all stay classy

I do not know you GCJayhawker, but if we can confirm the above rumors to be true, then goEMAW.com will locate where they are registered and get them a baby shower gift and have it sent to their new address.

Not sure what you mean about staying classy.  :dunno:

That reminds me Pete you still owe me $75 for the gift we all went in on for Charlie Weis's housewarming party.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2013, 05:39:50 PM »
Bill is getting soft.

OR

I bet that the GF is just the sister of some huge recruit and he is pulling some last ditch effort to get the kid to KU.

why wouldn't he just give her a job like he normally does with recruits family?

Motherhood is the ultimate job.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2013, 05:43:35 PM »
My source can confirm 1-3.  #4 is potentially true, but he can't speak to it.  Source: A-

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2013, 05:43:43 PM »


2.  Extra-marital partner is pregnant.



I was told this by a B- source about a year ago. Decided to keep my mouth shut, ya know?


You all stay classy

I was born classy which is why I love the fatties.  So...the bigger question...is that cougar single?  If yes, then the ole blumps will put on my game face.  If no, game face will still be good to roll.


Same rumor suggested that she is way too young to be considered a "cougar". Think junior/senior in college type age.




Anyway, I like Pete's idea about a baby shower. goE has done fantastic things in the past. Why not now?


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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2013, 05:46:04 PM »
You all stay classy

I do not know you GCJayhawker, but if we can confirm the above rumors to be true, then goEMAW.com will locate where they are registered and get them a baby shower gift and have it sent to their new address.

Not sure what you mean about staying classy.  :dunno:

That reminds me Pete you still owe me $75 for the gift we all went in on for Charlie Weis's housewarming party.

I owe you then because I owe Pete $75 from the the rehab gift we sent Thomas Robinson.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2013, 05:53:41 PM »

I was born classy which is why I love the fatties.  So...the bigger question...is that cougar single?  If yes, then the ole blumps will put on my game face.  If no, game face will still be good to roll.

Same rumor suggested that she is way too young to be considered a "cougar". Think junior/senior in college type age.

Blumpkin is talking about going after Bill's wife, not his side-piece.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2013, 05:56:05 PM »
There's no USA Baby in Lawrence, right?

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2013, 05:57:52 PM »
Get preggo affair lady to post here, Trim has been very good in the past at poster recruitment.
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2013, 05:58:55 PM »
Umm, do we have a pic of bill on that motorcycle at late night? Just trying to foreshadow from last years situation in football.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2013, 06:00:31 PM »
Get preggo affair lady to post here, Trim has been very good in the past at poster recruitment.

Don't think that has gone unnoticed.  Trim is currently entertaining offers from Wisconsin and OSU boards

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #42 on: February 11, 2013, 06:14:03 PM »
Get preggo affair lady to post here, Trim has been very good in the past at poster recruitment.

Don't think that has gone unnoticed.  Trim is currently entertaining offers from Wisconsin and OSU boards

would be lateral, at best, he will never leave us

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2013, 06:23:02 PM »
Pretty sure Bill helped raise Trob's baby sister last year so this crap your talking about should cancel out...  The man is human.  :nono: 
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2013, 06:48:48 PM »
Same "rumor" is going around lawrence. 
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2013, 07:13:55 PM »
Well goddam, congrats Bill!  What an exciting time for him.  Everybody loves a baby.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2013, 07:18:48 PM »
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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2013, 07:19:50 PM »
Received word from a family friend with a client close to the situation that divorce papers have been filed and that HCBS has moved in with the mistress.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2013, 07:20:24 PM »
As a father of 6 myself, I can tell you Bill is over the moon right now.

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Re: Bill Self's affair and or apartment and or bastard baby
« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2013, 08:06:33 PM »
he'll eff anything that moves.  don't know about pregnancies or apartments.
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