Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Merge if already discussed elsewhere...

I know a group two groups of girls over at Lawrence that Bill Self bought a round of Sex On The Beach Wet Pussy shots for.  He creeped them out.

Apparently that's his shot of choice, so if you see him out maybe buy him one.  Also, he's planning to get a separation from his wife.

[pissclams]

harley day!

he drives this to the bars to impress the beautiful babes of the harvard of the plains?

['taterblast]

have heard 'bill self is a creep' rumors. didn't think much of them at the time but MAYBE THEY ARE TRUE

[Rage Against the McKee]

It's too bad Fitz doesn't cover the Hawks. He would have a very ITK drinking buddy.

[Pete]

Cheyenne Zulu just signed Bill to a large new deal.  Bill is swimming in cash.  Probably looking to Pinkel out a little bit.  I can't really blame him.

[420seriouscat69]

I saw him check some girls oil (  ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

[8manpick]

I saw him check some girls oil (  ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

At the softball game?  Odd.

[Mixed-Nutz]

Cheyenne Zulu just signed Bill to a large new deal.  Bill is swimming in cash.  Probably looking to Pinkel out a little bit.  I can't really blame him.

Zulu is so Emaw, bit the bullet and went to ku law school just so someday he could comeback and destroy them from the inside out.

[mocat]

I saw him check some girls oil (  ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

Wait what the frazzle does this mean

[treysolid]

I saw him check some girls oil (  ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

Wait what the frazzle does this mean

It means to stick a finger in a girls anus. So...I'm not sure if fanning actually knows what it means...because that'd be a weird thing to see unless you were on the strip club circuit with Frank.

[OK_Cat]

I saw him check some girls oil (  ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

Wait what the frazzle does this mean

It means to stick a finger in a girls anus. So...I'm not sure if fanning actually knows what it means...because that'd be a weird thing to see unless you were on the strip club circuit with Frank.

yeah, fanning is full of crap

[420seriouscat69]

I saw him check some girls oil (  ) after I covered a KU women's softball game one time. Can confirm.

Wait what the frazzle does this mean

It means to stick a finger in a girls anus. So...I'm not sure if fanning actually knows what it means...because that'd be a weird thing to see unless you were on the strip club circuit with Frank.

yeah, fanning is full of crap

[OK_Cat]

fanning uses the filter, doesn't know the difference between ass cleavage and chest cleavage, and doesn't know what "checking her oil" means

 

[420seriouscat69]

:sigh: I know what it means, dumbass. I saw bill with some youngster at 23rd st brewery after the softball game. He was slamming down some brews and it looked like he grazed her ass. So no, he didn't stick his finger in the back of her pants and reach for her crapper, but he definitely was getting flertsy.

[HELLHAMMER]

Bill Self knows that the Johnson County lasses prefer assplay.  It's like spitting in a bucket.

[steve dave]

a) bill self loves the strange, no duh
b) new contract, now comfortable splitting that salty iguana check, no duh
c) time to party haters

[Pete]

a) bill self loves the strange, no duh
b) new contract, now comfortable splitting that salty iguana check, no duh
c) time to party haters

Could you ever imagine LHC Bill Snyder suffering the indignity of doing a Salty Iguana commercial on local radio/TV?  Unbelievable what Bill Self will do for money/bitches.

[chum1]

Crush that pussy, Coach Self.

[puniraptor]

ITK sources confirm that Bill really loves fat chicks and his wife refused to gain the weight necessary to satisfy his libido.

[Dugout DickStone]

Payoff for keeping his mouth.  He knows all the cheating stuff.

[kim carnes]

pretty much every successful coach history loves trim.  thats a fact.

[Trim]

pretty much every successful coach history loves trim.  thats a fact.

[Pete]

Loads of swirling rumors, so I thought we needed a new thread to put a fine point on this topic....

Please post or PM if you have knowledge of the following rumors:

1.  Extra-marital partner is friend of Bill's wife.

2.  Extra-marital partner is pregnant.

3.  Bill has moved out of his home and has an apartment.

4.  Bill is living with the pregnant Extra-marital partner.



Let's not forget that these are human beings, so when we rumor monger about them, let's try and be civil.

[Unruly]

Can confirm all of those as true.


Source B+/A-.

[GCJayhawker]

You all stay classy