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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #28375 on: July 26, 2016, 11:01:13 AM »
dump Iowa State and WVU, and merge with the PAC for a 20 team super mega large conference.

2 - 10 team divisions in round robin scheduling, winner of each division plays for the Mega Bowl conference championship of the west, one year in a western division city like Santa Clara, the next an eastern division place like KC/Dallas.

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« Reply #28376 on: July 26, 2016, 11:16:45 AM »
I don't get the "travel partner" thing. Like are they going to car pool to games or something?

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« Reply #28377 on: July 26, 2016, 11:24:39 AM »
Actually 16 four team conferences would be perfect.  You would schedule about 6 or 7 non-conference games (and everyone would schedule really tough games because the outcomes don't matter but you want to play tough teams to get ready for your 3 conference games) and then each winner of the 16 conferences gets a spot in the playoff.  Not sure about TV sets though.

I doubt KSU will be included in one of the 16 team conferences if this is how it ends up.

You mean 4 team conferences.  There are 16 conferences with 4 teams each.

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« Reply #28378 on: July 26, 2016, 11:28:57 AM »
I don't get the "travel partner" thing. Like are they going to car pool to games or something?

We could send our Basketball team to lose to WV on a weekend and then hang around to lose a midweeker to ECU

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« Reply #28379 on: July 26, 2016, 12:10:50 PM »
Actually 16 four team conferences would be perfect.  You would schedule about 6 or 7 non-conference games (and everyone would schedule really tough games because the outcomes don't matter but you want to play tough teams to get ready for your 3 conference games) and then each winner of the 16 conferences gets a spot in the playoff.  Not sure about TV sets though.

I doubt KSU will be included in one of the 16 team conferences if this is how it ends up.

You mean 4 team conferences.  There are 16 conferences with 4 teams each.

Does each conf have 2 divisions and a championship game?
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« Reply #28380 on: July 26, 2016, 12:40:36 PM »
Every single FBS schools football program goes independent, 12 game reggie seasons with 16 team playoff. Conferences can be for shitty sports that no one cares about like basketball and soccer.

Want in the CFP? Play a tough schedule, or don't, I don't care. Don't have a home stadium like KU? Play all your games on the road. No one is stopping you.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #28381 on: July 26, 2016, 12:48:48 PM »
Actually 16 four team conferences would be perfect.  You would schedule about 6 or 7 non-conference games (and everyone would schedule really tough games because the outcomes don't matter but you want to play tough teams to get ready for your 3 conference games) and then each winner of the 16 conferences gets a spot in the playoff.  Not sure about TV sets though.

I prefer eight 8-team conferences. 7 conf games, 5 non-con. 3 round playoff. Same number of games as now, so the academic dipshits cant complain.
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« Reply #28382 on: July 26, 2016, 01:04:45 PM »
I don't get the "travel partner" thing. Like are they going to car pool to games or something?

We could send our Basketball team to lose to WV on a weekend and then hang around to lose a midweeker to ECU
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« Reply #28383 on: July 26, 2016, 01:41:35 PM »
Actually 16 four team conferences would be perfect.  You would schedule about 6 or 7 non-conference games (and everyone would schedule really tough games because the outcomes don't matter but you want to play tough teams to get ready for your 3 conference games) and then each winner of the 16 conferences gets a spot in the playoff.  Not sure about TV sets though.

I prefer eight 8-team conferences. 7 conf games, 5 non-con. 3 round playoff. Same number of games as now, so the academic dipshits cant complain.

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« Reply #28384 on: July 26, 2016, 03:40:39 PM »
I think 21 conferences with 3 teams each would be the best.  The national champion from the previous year doesn't have a conference for a year.

Then the top 15 conference champions and the previous national champion play it out tournament style.  I think that's a pretty win win win for ever-y-body?

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« Reply #28385 on: July 26, 2016, 03:46:26 PM »
I can explain the math behind this solution too if anybody is curious.

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« Reply #28386 on: July 26, 2016, 10:33:42 PM »
Jesus help you.  Every time expansion comes up, the BigXIi turns into a whorehouse.  I say we don't spread our legs easily and try to nab one of the big gets.  Y'all are fighting for scrubs.


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« Reply #28387 on: July 26, 2016, 10:37:31 PM »
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #28388 on: July 26, 2016, 10:56:09 PM »
Actually 16 four team conferences would be perfect.  You would schedule about 6 or 7 non-conference games (and everyone would schedule really tough games because the outcomes don't matter but you want to play tough teams to get ready for your 3 conference games) and then each winner of the 16 conferences gets a spot in the playoff.  Not sure about TV sets though.

I doubt KSU will be included in one of the 16 team conferences if this is how it ends up.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #28390 on: July 27, 2016, 05:27:17 PM »
I would take Memphis if KSU could negotiate JT appearances in Manhattan.

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« Reply #28391 on: July 27, 2016, 05:47:27 PM »
I would take Memphis if KSU could negotiate JT appearances in Manhattan.

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« Reply #28392 on: July 27, 2016, 05:50:41 PM »
I want him to emcee fattyfest trivia.

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« Reply #28393 on: July 28, 2016, 10:05:57 AM »
A bunch of sell outs in here.

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« Reply #28394 on: July 28, 2016, 11:51:22 AM »
A bunch of sell outs in here.
Everyone has a price.  And JT well exceeds mine.

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« Reply #28395 on: July 28, 2016, 12:17:42 PM »
I'm guessing that JT hasn't attended a Memphis game (home or away) in quite some time.

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« Reply #28396 on: July 28, 2016, 12:33:59 PM »
sounds like this pac 12 + big 12 combo PAK is happening.  this whole conference realignment nonsense is crazy. 


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« Reply #28397 on: July 28, 2016, 12:38:18 PM »
I'm guessing that JT hasn't attended a Memphis game (home or away) in quite some time.
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« Reply #28398 on: July 28, 2016, 12:49:56 PM »
College Football Live right now on ESPN is discussing UCLA to Big 12 and whether it would be a good move.
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« Reply #28399 on: July 28, 2016, 01:48:34 PM »
College Football Live right now on ESPN is discussing UCLA to Big 12 and whether it would be a good move.
If we get the Arizona/California Schools, we'll be the top conference in the NATION!!!
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