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--I have been saying since last year that Nicholls State will beat KU. Even though it is an inevitability, it will still be hilarious.

--We will beat Iowa State in Ames yet again by less than seven points and it will make me LOL yet again because they are giant losers.

--Dana Dimel will win two games and Winston will have 20+ touchdowns.


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Zuber gets a thousand yards this season

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Our TE's will catch at least 5 passes this season!   :billdance:

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Our TE's will catch at least 5 passes this season!   :billdance:

that is not hilarious or wacky

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we will miss at least 4 PATs

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We will have at least 4 delay of game penalties coming out of a called time out.

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--I have been saying since last year that Nicholls State will beat KU. Even though it is an inevitability, it will still be hilarious.

--We will beat Iowa State in Ames yet again by less than seven points and it will make me LOL yet again because they are giant losers.


--Dana Dimel will win two games and Winston will have 20+ touchdowns.

Really, I am just excited to see how they will do it this year. Each year they find a way. This time I bet Iowa State will score a TD to tie the game as time expires, go to kick the PAT, we block it and run it back for a game winning 2-point conversion.
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--Barnes over 1,000 yrds
--Delton will be the starter for the first game, but Thompson will have more starts this season
--The offense is explosive and looks nothing like the last 5 years
--The defense will be aggressive, rank in the top 3 for rushing and pass defense in the Big 12  :lynchmob:
--Win all games but lose in the Big 12 Championship to a 2 loss OU team OR lose to ISU and win against OU in the Championship
--KSU goes to the playoffs because the committee knows this is Snyder's last chance of making the playoffs.  :billdance:

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--Texas is going to win 8 games and OU is going to be one of them
--Ohio State is distracted by Meyer and falls apart.  Media pressure and distractions will force Ohio State to fire Meyer.  :flush:
--LSU fires Orgeron before the end of the season because they still don't have a QB/Offense.  Why is it so difficult for them to recruit/develop a QB?
--PAK 12 is left out of the playoffs again.

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Beatty is fired in September
This is Holgerson's last year at WVU
Oklahoma doesn't reach double digit wins

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West Virginia wants' out of the Big XII, after getting beat by Iowa State and Kansas.  TCU agrees.
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-Delton starts every game, has 1000yd rushing/2000yd passing, 15rush TD/15pass TD 1st team XII
-We finish tied for #1 in the XII reg season 9-3 (7-2)
-Duke Shelly is a 1st team AA, 6 interceptions
-Venebles becomes HCIW, announced after winning Fiesta Bowl

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-Delton starts every game, has 1000yd rushing/2000yd passing, 15rush TD/15pass TD 1st team XII
-We finish tied for #1 in the XII reg season 9-3 (7-2)
-Duke Shelly is a 1st team AA, 6 interceptions
-Venebles becomes HCIW, announced after winning Fiesta Bowl

 :Purple Koolaid:

This would probably get him to the Heisman ceremony

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I bet we try to run a trick play where we have both Thompson and Delton on the field and it goes horribly a la miami '12.


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Flea flicker for an 80 yard TD
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-Delton starts every game, has 1000yd rushing/2000yd passing, 15rush TD/15pass TD 1st team XII
-We finish tied for #1 in the XII reg season 9-3 (7-2)
-Duke Shelly is a 1st team AA, 6 interceptions
-Venebles becomes HCIW, announced after winning Fiesta Bowl

 :Purple Koolaid:

This would probably get him to the Heisman ceremony

CK7 was 2600yd 16TD passing, 920yd 23TD rushing... so maybe, if go 10-2 or better

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Cats
Same passing and QB frustrations
Same mediocre o-line that is supposed to be great
Same stupid gameday coaching decisions
Same "bend don't break", but still break defense
Same stories on "mistake free team that doesn't beat themselves"
Same 7-8 win season
Same boring Bowl Game
Same speculation on Snyder's retirement
Same debate on Sean for HCIW
Same troll that Venables is considering the job
Same rationalizations for shitty recruiting

Non Cats
OU wins the league again
Alabama wins the Natty again

It's all become just so tedious.
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hey did you hear that k state has new offensive and defensive coordinators?


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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We will rotate QBs based on down and distance,.but the throwing QB will run, and the running QB will throw.


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We will have two quarterbacks in the concussion protocol at one time.

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Cats
Same passing and QB frustrations
Same mediocre o-line that is supposed to be great
Same stupid gameday coaching decisions
Same "bend don't break", but still break defense
Same stories on "mistake free team that doesn't beat themselves"
Same 7-8 win season
Same boring Bowl Game
Same speculation on Snyder's retirement
Same debate on Sean for HCIW
Same troll that Venables is considering the job
Same rationalizations for shitty recruiting

Non Cats
OU wins the league again
Alabama wins the Natty again

It's all become just so tedious.
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We'll be down in the 4th against SDAK and eek out a win at 0:00 to win the game by 2 points.  The final drive will be riddled with holding calls and delay of games and be a real hair-puller.  Immediately we'll come on to the forum and call for Snyder's resignation or wonder what the hell the coordinators are doing.

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Our Field Goal kicker becomes the best % kicker (field goal wise) than Autimatica.....And our punter becomes more popular than what ever that guys name was that set the record... :billdance:
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Cats
Same passing and QB frustrations
Same mediocre o-line that is supposed to be great
Same stupid gameday coaching decisions
Same "bend don't break", but still break defense
Same stories on "mistake free team that doesn't beat themselves"
Same 7-8 win season
Same boring Bowl Game
Same speculation on Snyder's retirement
Same debate on Sean for HCIW
Same troll that Venables is considering the job
Same rationalizations for shitty recruiting

Non Cats
OU wins the league again
Alabama wins the Natty again

It's all become just so tedious.
Non of this is neither funny or wacky. take it to the depressive/pessimist thread.