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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #975 on: October 24, 2016, 09:31:36 AM »
The Taliban was the inspiration of the whole beard epidemic in the US over the last few years.  Think about it.

Taliban has these gnarly beards.  We send in special forces to fight them, and they are (outside of normal military code) allowed to grow beards.  We are peppered with photos of our guys, fully bearded, wearing shemaghs, interacting with Taliban or tribal leaders.  The bearded military man is seen as elite (he is), and the beard itself becomes a symbol of that since only the spec ops guys are allowed to grow them.  We kill Osama, more pics, Zero Dark Thirty comes out.  Then dude bros back home start catching on, growing beards themselves.  Boom, full on epidemic.
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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #976 on: October 24, 2016, 09:31:55 AM »
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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #977 on: October 24, 2016, 12:06:53 PM »
The Taliban was the inspiration of the whole beard epidemic in the US over the last few years.  Think about it.

Taliban has these gnarly beards.  We send in special forces to fight them, and they are (outside of normal military code) allowed to grow beards.  We are peppered with photos of our guys, fully bearded, wearing shemaghs, interacting with Taliban or tribal leaders.  The bearded military man is seen as elite (he is), and the beard itself becomes a symbol of that since only the spec ops guys are allowed to grow them.  We kill Osama, more pics, Zero Dark Thirty comes out.  Then dude bros back home start catching on, growing beards themselves.  Boom, full on epidemic.
When is the controversial part coming?

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #978 on: October 24, 2016, 12:10:02 PM »
Jim from The Office looked pretty hot in 13 Hours even though I generally am opposed to beards.

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #979 on: October 24, 2016, 12:23:09 PM »
The Taliban was the inspiration of the whole beard epidemic in the US over the last few years.  Think about it.

Taliban has these gnarly beards.  We send in special forces to fight them, and they are (outside of normal military code) allowed to grow beards.  We are peppered with photos of our guys, fully bearded, wearing shemaghs, interacting with Taliban or tribal leaders.  The bearded military man is seen as elite (he is), and the beard itself becomes a symbol of that since only the spec ops guys are allowed to grow them.  We kill Osama, more pics, Zero Dark Thirty comes out.  Then dude bros back home start catching on, growing beards themselves.  Boom, full on epidemic.
When is the controversial part coming?
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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #980 on: October 24, 2016, 01:05:56 PM »
Jim from The Office looked pretty hot in 13 Hours even though I generally am opposed to beards.

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #981 on: October 24, 2016, 01:08:31 PM »
I won't watch any movie he's in.

He also stole my girl Emily
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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #982 on: October 24, 2016, 01:09:38 PM »
He was very good in that movie, and not annoying.

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« Reply #983 on: October 24, 2016, 01:24:04 PM »
He was very good in that movie, and not annoying.

he's very annoying in anything including his voiceover for the esurance commercial.  but don't let that stop you from wanting to make love to him :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #984 on: October 24, 2016, 01:30:23 PM »
The stupid limestone field wall is overrated and has become essentially the white midwestern bronze star over the fireplace. A ribbon board is much more important for a legit football stadium.

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #986 on: November 11, 2016, 08:48:35 PM »
I don't feel significantly differently about donald trump as president than I believe I would with hillary clinton as president.

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« Reply #987 on: November 13, 2016, 12:21:08 AM »
I don't feel significantly differently about donald trump as president than I believe I would with hillary clinton as president.
I think amongst horrible options, Trump was better because he doesn't know what hes doing and can't screw up the country as eficiently as Clinton could have.

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #988 on: November 13, 2016, 02:23:45 AM »
The stupid limestone field wall is overrated and has become essentially the white midwestern bronze star over the fireplace. A ribbon board is much more important for a legit football stadium.

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #989 on: November 13, 2016, 04:14:39 PM »
I don't feel significantly differently about donald trump as president than I believe I would with hillary clinton as president.
I think amongst horrible options, Trump was better because he doesn't know what hes doing and can't screw up the country as eficiently as Clinton could have.


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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #990 on: November 13, 2016, 05:53:23 PM »
I don't feel significantly differently about donald trump as president than I believe I would with hillary clinton as president.
I think amongst horrible options, Trump was better because he doesn't know what hes doing and can't screw up the country as eficiently as Clinton could have.

Go look at an article or two about who he is rumored to be tapping to make up his transition team.

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #991 on: July 10, 2017, 03:43:25 AM »
Linguine is the best Italian pasta shape.

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #992 on: July 11, 2017, 03:31:31 PM »
Linguine is the best Italian pasta shape.
Not even remotely controversial. Now if you had went with angel hair.

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #993 on: August 29, 2017, 07:09:34 AM »
I prefer 610 to 810 for my morning commute.

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #994 on: August 29, 2017, 07:09:42 AM »
And in general.

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« Reply #995 on: August 29, 2017, 07:19:17 AM »
I don't feel significantly differently about donald trump as president than I believe I would with hillary clinton as president.

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #996 on: September 24, 2017, 10:44:30 AM »
I never cared much for the canned patriotism displayed at sporting events.
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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #997 on: March 13, 2018, 06:54:22 AM »
Magic: The Gathering is actually a fun game

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #998 on: March 13, 2018, 11:41:15 PM »
lot of weabs in japan i take it

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Re: Say something controversial
« Reply #999 on: April 07, 2018, 10:56:33 PM »
Know what? I bet I could eat a Tide Pod, tbh.

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