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Dear Sister Jean
« on: March 23, 2018, 12:03:09 AM »
Sister Jean! Its great that you could join us on this amazing BBS we call home. First of all I would like to congratulate you on living to be 98 years old in that crime infested shithole that is Chicago. Way to stay on your toes!

Unfortunately for you your last couple of years on earth will be darkened by the black cloud of ANGER that the 2017/18 EMAW (short for Every Man A Wicca) bball squad will rain down upon your scrappy little school boys from Chicago. We will beat you in paint, we will beat you in aggressiveness, we will beat you in turnovers and we will beat you in life! If the wildcat nation is subjugated and starving then our empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by EMAWATTI across the world will defeat you!




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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2018, 12:04:35 AM »
Eat a bag of dicks, sister jean


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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2018, 12:08:44 AM »
We are protestants!  Heathens from hell.  A horde of demented demons.  We are God's team.

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
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Re: Dear Sister Jean
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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2018, 12:24:32 AM »
 :Flipped off x2:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2018, 12:28:21 AM »
Sister Jean covered up lots of rape.  Lots of it.
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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2018, 12:28:54 AM »
G_d's on our side, Sister Jean
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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2018, 08:27:42 AM »
Sister Jean is on my crap list now.

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2018, 08:33:09 AM »
Nobody GAF about your bracket, sisterJean. Get mumped!

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2018, 08:48:53 AM »
I think sister jean seems like a pretty nice gal  :dunno:
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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2018, 08:52:50 AM »
I’m concerned we are only even in this game because sister Jean prayed not to play Kentucky. Well guess what, you’re gonna wish you did get Kentucky after Saturday, sister!

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2018, 09:04:46 AM »
you guys are crude.

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2018, 09:17:16 AM »
I think the Sister Jean story is adorable, and feel bad that we would again be the villains if we're good enough to get by Loyola.  That being said, one of our teams will be quickly forgotten by the time Sister Jean goes to church on Sunday.

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2018, 09:20:43 AM »
 Pro tip:  every team in the world has a super adorable old lady who loves them.  The old nun is nothing unique

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2018, 10:36:30 AM »
Finish her

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2018, 10:42:08 AM »
Pro tip:  every team in the world has a super adorable old lady who loves them.  The old nun is nothing unique

Few though have one as their team chaplain and goes everywhere with them.

I'm ok with it. I do find it funny we go from loved for shutting down Foster, hated for killing the UMBC dream, loved for knocking out Kentucky, to now what, probably hated for having no sympathy for beating the team with a 98 year old nun chaplain. I guess be ready to be loved again if we win against FSU/Michigan, and hated for winning the whole thing.
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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2018, 10:49:39 AM »
Isn't it unconstitutional to mix religion and NCAA basketball? Seems like it should be. Unfortunately for Sister Jean, the Cats gave up losing in the tournament for Lent.

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2018, 10:59:07 AM »
Burn in hell.

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2018, 11:04:50 AM »
Isn't it unconstitutional to mix religion and NCAA basketball? Seems like it should be. Unfortunately for Sister Jean, the Cats gave up losing in the tournament for Lent.
crap.  Lent's over next Sunday, so I guess we're mumped in the Champy game.

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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2018, 11:05:52 AM »



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Re: Dear Sister Jean
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2018, 11:34:15 AM »



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Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever