http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=5182634No. 10: "Grandma's right. Stick it, A-Rod."
No. 9: "I did it! Oh crap, it's only the 4th inning."
No. 8: "Seriously, how cool a name is Dallas Braden?"
No. 7: "Now maybe Justin Bieber will notice me."
No. 6: "I must not tell the world I'm Iron Man."
No. 5: "This is something they can never take away from me. But for $50,000, you can have my glove."
No. 4: "This next pitch, eyes closed."
No. 3: "Even I've never heard of me."
No. 2: "I should at least give up one hit so I don't have to do Letterman."
No. 1: "Maybe I can give Kate Hudson a call."