Gems from the World Series Game 2

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Ok, I'm not promising much here. First a few gems from http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/threads/5686-World-Series-Thread-New-York-Mets-vs-Kansas-City-Royals/page21

Royals' Salvador Perez accused of using foreign substance during World Series
 http://slam.canoe.com/Slam/Baseball/.../22566875.html
 
Man, as if you needed another reason to hate this classless organization.

So they can blame it on the "pine tar."

GO METS GO!!!

Cueto is looking sharp tonight.

Zobrist numbers SMH...what a pick up for KC.

Hopefully here comes the Cueto meltdown

prob stating the obvious here - cheering for a team not to win is not very satisfying....

Into the 5th...

rough ridin' Hosmer. That guy is nails with RISP.

this team, man.

I know, right?

man this team is so special; 1 through 9; relentless; never say die;

Royals just getting it done. Really looking like its their year.

To think, the friggin Astros were 6 outs away from getting rid of these guys

I know, right?!

I have honestly never seen so many ground ball base hits like KC has lucked their way into this post season.

FLUKE!!!

Honestly lol, it seems like there's a higher power at play here.

Yes, I much prefer Divine Providence.

They hit em hard and find holes, incredible.

This board is starting to sound like the Fox announcers. Get off our nuts, BJ fans.

It's almost as if KC is the best team at putting the ball in play or something!

Does anyone actually enjoy watching a lucky team fluke a bunch of singles together? I can't imagine a more boring brand of baseball.

Says the guy watching someone else's team in the World Series.

Well, I guess we can be thankful for bigger things in life. Like speaking English without having people wonder if we're Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

eff the Mets, these fuckers deserve to lose

Yeah I think the Mets are done. Their offense is not as good as the Royals. Basically it all comes down to their starters now. Every start has to be 7+ innings of 1-3 ER max to stand a chance against these guys.
 
Ironically, I think the only team that could've stopped them is the Jays

The Astros got a LOT closer.

32 2-strike pitches against the Royals tonight and not a single swing and miss haha.

Amazing stat if true.

Alright, stay tuned for that crappy Mets board. No promises...

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

Sigh. Ok, back to "Mets Paradise" (dumb name). http://www.metsparadise.com/topic/4997-2015-world-series-kansas-city-royals-new-york-mets/page-33

If you actually listened to the Fox announcers you'd think the Royals are a juggernaut and there isn't a team capable of beating them.

Look, you're entitled to your own opinions, but not your own facts. These are professional broadcasters and analysts.

Buck and co are terrible. Not sure how they are employed.

Buck looks unemployed.

That was not a strike

This is why mining for gems sucks. Pages and pages of stupid little crap like this.

Dang. It looks like we got good Cueto rather than bad Cueto

I'd still shout balk at every pitch if I were there.

That would be annoying.

This is the pitching performance we were promised. So far so good.

That is your run Jacob now mow them down!

0-1.

Crap.

Drip drip drip

:fbomb: :fbomb: :fbomb:

drip drip 1-1 drip

So much for this game.
 
I have zero confidence in a comeback.

drip drip 3-1 drip drip

4 innings to score 3 ....definitely doable

They swing at EVERYTHING.

#RoyalsBsaseball

One more half inning of this crap & I'm moving to the recliner.

Recliner time.

Well, he warned us.

I feel like I'm being tortured.

6-1.

What a waste of three hours. To think I left work early for this.

[mocat]

i think we found the old people mets board. is there a young one out there somewhere?

[K-S-U-Wildcats!]

i think we found the old people mets board. is there a young one out there somewhere?

http://www.metsrefugees.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=2 Header is currently "eff. EVERYTHING."

Much better but I can't seem to find a game thread. Lotta gems in these threads though...

85 fastballs, two misses

Are they stealing our signs?

DO NOT rough ridin' LOSE HOPE

[Emo EMAW]

crap talking thread:  http://www.metsrefugees.com/forum/showthread.php?s=760e91dcf9b96bcdab94c80ab19d1814&t=114641

[ChiComCat]

I enjoyed the luck theory after 175 games of this