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Well, take it or leave it. If you want to save yourself some money, don't eff her. Cause you'll be back here every night for some more. Man, she's twelve and a half years old. You never had no pussy like that. You can do anything you want with her. You can cum on her, eff her in the mouth, eff her in the ass, cum on her face, man. She get your male genitals so hard she'll make it explode. But no rough stuff, all right?
I really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.
Quote from: steve dave on April 04, 2013, 07:31:12 AMI really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.Oh man. I tell my stepson to go fix himself a Cassadilla every time he complains about being hungry.
Quote from: CFoD on April 04, 2013, 07:44:37 AMQuote from: steve dave on April 04, 2013, 07:31:12 AMI really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.Oh man. I tell my stepson to go fix himself a Cassadilla every time he complains about being hungry. Please tell me you just quoted Napolean Dynamite thinking it was a Kevin Smith movie?
You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!
"I'm soooooo excited....I'm soooooo excited.....I'm sooooo.....scared!"
Quote from: steve dave on April 04, 2013, 07:31:12 AMI really, really, really hate when people use movie or tv show lines in real life other than the Kevin Smith movie ones which are 100% acceptable.Tell'em steve dave.
Well, I believe in the soul, the male genitals, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
This is probably my favorite line from any movie, ever!QuoteWell, take it or leave it. If you want to save yourself some money, don't eff her. Cause you'll be back here every night for some more. Man, she's twelve and a half years old. You never had no pussy like that. You can do anything you want with her. You can cum on her, eff her in the mouth, eff her in the ass, cum on her face, man. She get your crock so hard she'll make it explode. But no rough stuff, all right?
Well, take it or leave it. If you want to save yourself some money, don't eff her. Cause you'll be back here every night for some more. Man, she's twelve and a half years old. You never had no pussy like that. You can do anything you want with her. You can cum on her, eff her in the mouth, eff her in the ass, cum on her face, man. She get your crock so hard she'll make it explode. But no rough stuff, all right?
