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KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« on: October 25, 2017, 07:33:16 PM »
the cherry on top of LHC Bill Snyder’s sundae, a road loss to his hated in-state rival, has been ordered for delivery this saturday

there’s not a better way to go out than getting our asses handed to us by the jayhawks and it’s going to happen.  everything is in alignment for KthUg to pull the upset that they began last season in mhk

hear me now and believe me later, beaty’s squad is coming to play this weekend and are going to pull off the  semi-upset

KthUg 31
hapless sacks of meh  30


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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2017, 07:34:46 PM »
This game was me nervous. They'll likely add to their overall record lead.

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2017, 07:35:30 PM »
went to af to pick up my tickets and i think there were more fans going into the ku ou volleyball game than i have seem at a football game.

also weather will be a factor

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2017, 07:36:48 PM »
rumor is the reason they have looked so poor the last few years is they have been planning and practicing for this game and have given zero attention to any other team for 5 years.

i don't like the sound of that
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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2017, 07:44:29 PM »
Hard to win in Lawrence. Probably won't even watch it. It's their super bowl and Beatty has them on their way up.

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2017, 07:52:06 PM »
Leave the coaching staff at taco john’s


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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2017, 08:16:21 AM »
I’m going to feel sick to my stomach after they have multiple scores in the first half.

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2017, 08:34:56 AM »
i'm a die hard fan so i'll go in for at least a quarter (if someone can get me some tickets) but will probably leave if we start getting thumped and their redneck fans start getting in me and my family's faces

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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2017, 08:39:17 AM »
It doesn't get more hick then body humping yourself to look like you're waving wheat as a IRL person.

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2017, 11:37:42 AM »
the cherry on top of LHC Bill Snyder’s sundae, a road loss to his hated in-state rival, has been ordered for delivery this saturday

there’s not a better way to go out than getting our asses handed to us by the jayhawks and it’s going to happen.  everything is in alignment for KthUg to pull the upset that they began last season in mhk

hear me now and believe me later, beaty’s squad is coming to play this weekend and are going to pull off the  semi-upset

KthUg 31
hapless sacks of meh  30

I rarely agree with this guys posts but I do think he might be on to something here :cyclist:.  Truth be told they should have beat us last year.  They ran circles around us and we barely squeaked out with a win :angry:.  It was a rare game that I attended and remember feeling sick to my stomach (not because of game but because of a pickled egg I had at the station).  Any who, I wish I was the one who would have posted this first so I would be the one looking like a soothsayer come Sunday :No pity:.  It's hard for any of us to really come to grips that the game has finally passed our HPV infected genius by(thinking this has some merit to his poor game strategizing).  Us tearing down the goal posts in red-neckville is such a distant memory I can hardly remember laughing.. 

Btw, anyone know where I can get a good pickled egg in that dump of a one horse town?
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2017, 11:59:16 AM »
Canco Beaty has them ready

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2017, 12:51:15 PM »
If Hawks are up 35+ going into the 4q do you think they agree to a running clock out do they just rub it in our fat stupid faces?

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2017, 01:14:45 PM »
it wouldn't surprise me if they purposely tanked last week so we would let our guard down this week. we are their super bowl and what do they have to lose?

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2017, 01:51:23 PM »
Rumor has it that Beaty has exhausted the Lawrence Walmart's supply of Visine from having to watch so much film on the Cats, the he has resorted to going to Walgreens to get more. 

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2017, 06:48:44 PM »
Definitely KU paid for refs

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2017, 06:59:29 PM »
I’d be surprised if the refs were paid at all after they missed the celebration penalty on Reed.

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2017, 08:43:10 PM »
It's obvious the only reason we avoided total embarrassment was Barnes reminding Snyder he was still on the team after the OU game.

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Re: KU is going to mercilessly destroy us
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2017, 09:24:57 PM »
Scoreboard didn't show how bad we got our ass kicked


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