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« Reply #200 on: February 12, 2016, 08:53:26 AM »
This  may or may not be related, but there is a downside to all of this.

I have a few buddies who are brothers and grew up in Ashland, KS. Their family are successful ranchers. They are both looking ahead to a prosperous life, but are desperate to find a girl while in Manhattan. That's because when they move home their options will be between bucktooth Sally and using Farmers Meet (which we know is full of gold diggers).

So it might seem glorious, but it aint all glitter and gold.
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Re: Jordy
« Reply #201 on: February 12, 2016, 08:54:16 AM »
Swipe that-a-way to meet yur gal.

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« Reply #202 on: February 12, 2016, 09:16:42 AM »
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« Reply #203 on: February 12, 2016, 09:29:31 AM »
This  may or may not be related, but there is a downside to all of this.

I have a few buddies who are brothers and grew up in Ashland, KS. Their family are successful ranchers. They are both looking ahead to a prosperous life, but are desperate to find a girl while in Manhattan. That's because when they move home their options will be between bucktooth Sally and using Farmers Meet (which we know is full of gold diggers).

So it might seem glorious, but it aint all glitter and gold.

good grief, I didn't think anyone actually lived in that town.  Grey County was the only county, thus far, that had feral hogs show up to their county fair. 
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« Reply #204 on: February 12, 2016, 10:33:37 AM »
This  may or may not be related, but there is a downside to all of this.

I have a few buddies who are brothers and grew up in Ashland, KS. Their family are successful ranchers. They are both looking ahead to a prosperous life, but are desperate to find a girl while in Manhattan. That's because when they move home their options will be between bucktooth Sally and using Farmers Meet (which we know is full of gold diggers).

So it might seem glorious, but it aint all glitter and gold.

good grief, I didn't think anyone actually lived in that town.  Grey County was the only county, thus far, that had feral hogs show up to their county fair.

"Ashland is the largest city in and the county seat of Clark County, Kansas, United States"
"Population: 853 (2013)"
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« Reply #205 on: February 12, 2016, 10:36:15 AM »
Ashland doesn't even have a restaurant to get lunch on a Saturday.  You have to drive over to Protection.   :frown:

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« Reply #206 on: February 12, 2016, 11:15:18 AM »
This  may or may not be related, but there is a downside to all of this.

I have a few buddies who are brothers and grew up in Ashland, KS. Their family are successful ranchers. They are both looking ahead to a prosperous life, but are desperate to find a girl while in Manhattan. That's because when they move home their options will be between bucktooth Sally and using Farmers Meet (which we know is full of gold diggers).

So it might seem glorious, but it aint all glitter and gold.

good grief, I didn't think anyone actually lived in that town.  Grey County was the only county, thus far, that had feral hogs show up to their county fair.

"Ashland is the largest city in and the county seat of Clark County, Kansas, United States"
"Population: 853 (2013)"
Clark County, thanks for the catch

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« Reply #207 on: February 12, 2016, 11:23:23 AM »
This  may or may not be related, but there is a downside to all of this.

I have a few buddies who are brothers and grew up in Ashland, KS. Their family are successful ranchers. They are both looking ahead to a prosperous life, but are desperate to find a girl while in Manhattan. That's because when they move home their options will be between bucktooth Sally and using Farmers Meet (which we know is full of gold diggers).

So it might seem glorious, but it aint all glitter and gold.

good grief, I didn't think anyone actually lived in that town.  Grey County was the only county, thus far, that had feral hogs show up to their county fair.

"Ashland is the largest city in and the county seat of Clark County, Kansas, United States"
"Population: 853 (2013)"
lots of gold diggers going after the heirs of the Gardiner Angus fortune. they need to proceed with caution...

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Re: Jordy
« Reply #208 on: February 12, 2016, 11:30:15 AM »
This  may or may not be related, but there is a downside to all of this.

I have a few buddies who are brothers and grew up in Ashland, KS. Their family are successful ranchers. They are both looking ahead to a prosperous life, but are desperate to find a girl while in Manhattan. That's because when they move home their options will be between bucktooth Sally and using Farmers Meet (which we know is full of gold diggers).

So it might seem glorious, but it aint all glitter and gold.

good grief, I didn't think anyone actually lived in that town.  Grey County was the only county, thus far, that had feral hogs show up to their county fair.

"Ashland is the largest city in and the county seat of Clark County, Kansas, United States"
"Population: 853 (2013)"
Clark County, thanks for the catch

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Sorry RR, I was not trying to silverback you.  I was just amazed that the largest city in an entire county has a population of 853.
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« Reply #209 on: February 12, 2016, 11:36:19 AM »
This  may or may not be related, but there is a downside to all of this.

I have a few buddies who are brothers and grew up in Ashland, KS. Their family are successful ranchers. They are both looking ahead to a prosperous life, but are desperate to find a girl while in Manhattan. That's because when they move home their options will be between bucktooth Sally and using Farmers Meet (which we know is full of gold diggers).

So it might seem glorious, but it aint all glitter and gold.

good grief, I didn't think anyone actually lived in that town.  Grey County was the only county, thus far, that had feral hogs show up to their county fair.

"Ashland is the largest city in and the county seat of Clark County, Kansas, United States"
"Population: 853 (2013)"
Clark County, thanks for the catch

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Sorry RR, I was not trying to silverback you.  I was just amazed that the largest city in an entire county has a population of 853.

no worries, and I think everyone should go experience Ashland, KS for a minute of their lives.  Truly a strange landscape of Kansas
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« Reply #210 on: February 12, 2016, 11:41:40 AM »
Need to rename this thread to places in ks people have never heard of

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« Reply #211 on: February 12, 2016, 11:52:28 AM »
Ladysmith, Kansas
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Re: Jordy
« Reply #212 on: February 12, 2016, 11:56:13 AM »
rampus what's the best meat goat town we've never heard of?

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« Reply #213 on: February 12, 2016, 11:57:52 AM »
best meat goat that I ever evaluated in Kansas was in Dighton.  I don't believe it was a resident of Lane County though.
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« Reply #214 on: February 12, 2016, 12:55:45 PM »
Dighton, the motel there has a gigantic room with 4 beds and tv's in two corners.  Very spacious. 

Also, there is a bar and they have rocky mountain oysters. 

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« Reply #215 on: February 12, 2016, 01:28:59 PM »
Dighton, the motel there has a gigantic room with 4 beds and tv's in two corners.  Very spacious. 

Also, there is a bar and they have rocky mountain oysters.

Does farmersonly have like monthly orgies there or something?

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« Reply #216 on: February 12, 2016, 03:14:51 PM »
Why even have a town if you're only going to have 853 people in it?
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« Reply #217 on: February 12, 2016, 03:42:48 PM »
853 is a lot of people compared to many Kansas towns.

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« Reply #218 on: February 12, 2016, 03:48:54 PM »
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« Reply #219 on: February 12, 2016, 03:49:27 PM »
853 is a lot of people compared to many Kansas towns.

I don't see the point
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« Reply #220 on: February 12, 2016, 03:57:33 PM »
This  may or may not be related, but there is a downside to all of this.

I have a few buddies who are brothers and grew up in Ashland, KS. Their family are successful ranchers. They are both looking ahead to a prosperous life, but are desperate to find a girl while in Manhattan. That's because when they move home their options will be between bucktooth Sally and using Farmers Meet (which we know is full of gold diggers).

So it might seem glorious, but it aint all glitter and gold.

good grief, I didn't think anyone actually lived in that town.  Grey County was the only county, thus far, that had feral hogs show up to their county fair.

"Ashland is the largest city in and the county seat of Clark County, Kansas, United States"
"Population: 853 (2013)"
Clark County, thanks for the catch

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Sorry RR, I was not trying to silverback you.  I was just amazed that the largest city in an entire county has a population of 853.

I live in Wabaunsee County's most heavily populated town containing a jaw dropping 832 people.   :blindfold:

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« Reply #221 on: February 12, 2016, 04:03:33 PM »
drove through Olpe the other day and their sign boasted like 250 people.  I think they still have a high school.  WTF is the point when Emporia is less than 10 mikes away?
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« Reply #222 on: February 12, 2016, 04:47:02 PM »
You can take our hayseed schools away from us when you pry them from our cold dead hands.

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« Reply #223 on: February 12, 2016, 06:29:23 PM »
Kelly, KS


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« Reply #224 on: February 13, 2016, 08:07:18 PM »

drove through Olpe the other day and their sign boasted like 250 people.  I think they still have a high school.  WTF is the point when Emporia is less than 10 mikes away?

This small towns around Emporia are something else.

There's one called, "Americus," or something like that.


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