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Tiger Woods
« on: December 22, 2016, 03:20:04 PM »
Didn't we have a thread for him when he was banging all those chicks? Anyways.



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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2016, 03:55:51 PM »
Golf experts help me out here, was it the injuries that made him complete garbage? Or did he just forget how to play?

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2016, 03:56:40 PM »
I'd say injuries and losing his mental dominance after his issues.

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2016, 04:04:39 PM »
Yeah, his brain turned to mush after the news hit, about what an awful person he was. It really was too bad. He was great for the sport.

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2016, 04:11:41 PM »
Couldn't come back from injury after PED testing started. He was directly linked to the Canadian doctor guy that got Ryan Braun busted one of the 15 times he has been caught.
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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2016, 04:31:58 PM »
That seems more like a DM gone wrong.

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2016, 05:38:23 PM »
Use to tilt a few with a couple of club pros who noted that every time Tiger dropped out a tourney a pee test was probably right around the corner.    :dunno:  if there's any truth to that. 

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2016, 05:49:50 PM »
Golf experts help me out here, was it the injuries that made him complete garbage? Or did he just forget how to play?

He worked out his daddy issues with special forces training for years and his back and knees are 10x more brittle than your hips.
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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2016, 05:53:20 PM »
That special on him was eye opening, i.e. spec ops training. I might have to update his avatar.

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2016, 06:25:23 PM »
Use to tilt a few with a couple of club pros who noted that every time Tiger dropped out a tourney a pee test was probably right around the corner.    :dunno:  if there's any truth to that.

Wish i would have thought of tilt a few, that's great

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2016, 07:05:01 PM »
Weird nipples
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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2016, 02:28:49 PM »
Use to tilt a few with a couple of club pros who noted that every time Tiger dropped out a tourney a pee test was probably right around the corner.    :dunno:  if there's any truth to that.

I doubt it given he didn't start dropping out of tournaments until he injured himself.

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2016, 07:34:48 AM »
Use to tilt a few with a couple of club pros who noted that every time Tiger dropped out a tourney a pee test was probably right around the corner.    :dunno:  if there's any truth to that.

I doubt it given he didn't start dropping out of tournaments until he injured himself.

That was their point.  They implied some of the "injuries" came about to avoid the cup (pee). 

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2016, 09:03:20 AM »
I want to see tiger win at least one more major

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2016, 09:04:18 AM »
Earl Woods is probably spinning in his Sunset Cemetery grave over some of you hatin

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2016, 09:34:30 AM »
I want to see tiger win at least one more major

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2016, 10:06:16 AM »
I want to see tiger win at least one more major
I do too!

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2016, 10:09:51 AM »
high school class mate was one of the chicks he banged. she was proud of it.

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2016, 10:18:40 AM »
high school class mate was one of the chicks he banged. she was proud of it.
Who wouldn't be?

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2016, 10:28:03 AM »
high school class mate was one of the chicks he banged. she was proud of it.
Who wouldn't be?
not me. he's got weird nipples.

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2016, 10:45:31 AM »
He was like the most alpha competitor for his sport, since like MJ. I'd just ignore the nipples if I was her.

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2016, 10:52:36 AM »
Really weird post from cRusty (re: hatin) but that seems to the new cRusty norm these days.

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2016, 11:12:29 AM »
They are obviously skilled at putting it in the hole, Dax. :lol:

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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2016, 12:57:11 PM »
i always thought cRusty was michigancat but he hasn't posted ITT.  I guess it's MIR or the daxbot needs the settings adjusted again.
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Re: Tiger Woods
« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2016, 01:02:32 PM »
might be time for a memory wipe, it's been working it's ass off this past year or so