Ok, enough with that metsparadise crap. I didn't know the Mets had a big Mormon fanbase, but that's their board.
Tonight we're mining
www.metsrefugees.com. No game thread. Boo. But a lot of other fun reads.
Let's start with
most annoying thing about KC:
they put every ball in play with runners on yet seemingly never get close to hitting into a DP. always hit the ball soft enough. eff everything.
I'd feel sorry for them, but the Mets finally gave me a reason to hate them yesterday after that Swede terrorist threw for Escobar's face on pitch 1. eff you, Mets.
Probably only the 10th most annoying thing about them
they rough ridin' hit every ball just weakly enough and not at the SS or 2B.
Our SS and 2b have the combined range of a fire hydrant.
Ok, on we go to
i want to die:
Never mind, don't go in that thread. They're in a dark, dark place right now.
Alright, how about
someone talk me off the ledge:
has a team ever come back from a 3-1 deficit in the WS?
85 royals
No
Jump
Worst sporting event I've ever watched. I don't even known how I can watch this team next year, every time I see Terry Collins I'll be sick to my stomach.
It's brutal but I'm already numb. I'm watching dr. Katz episodes on YouTube.
this bitch i have feelings for just said it's just a game, i officially don't like her anymore.
dumb eff this is my life.
So done.
Can't even eff tonight just jerked off a flaccid dick
And on that gross note, I'll hand off the baton.